Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 5hSo turns out theres a fine line between bad allergies and being sick and i was not wearing glasses while looking at that line 110 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I swear if i get another youtube ad thats literally just an image of an advertisement poster with music in the background im going to lose my mind LIKE PUT ANY EFFORT INTO IT I BEG OF YOU IM NOT READING THAT 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I would post more but i have absolutely nothing funny to say… 67777 was that funny 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Throwback to that time i was really lonely and almost fell for a scam cause the scammer called me cute 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I told someone it was kirkiversary and they said the stereotypical “he had a wife and family” schtick “just because he had a different opinion doesnt mean you can be happy about his death” “ a real person died, thats not something to support” Like didnt that opinion die out 10 months ago 221 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026How come people can act gay but i cant act straight, when they do it its funny and cool but when i do it suddenly im “flirting” and “leading them on” all i did is say that we could be hetslop together 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Do people actually say stuff when people ask “say hi to _____ for me” cause i just thought that was a turn of phrase and suddenly someone says “hey by the way ____ said hi” and i felt so bad for not carrying along the message 120 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026How is there giant balls of hair in my ass. Whenever i shower, bang just a clump of hair there Yknow last time i checked i wasnt injecting genetically modified gorilla hormones that making hair grow specifically there and then i shave it and stick the hair back up there like a maniac 100 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Sometimes i want to say that im a compulsive liar but that makes me seem like a bad person, its just fun to lie okay 210 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026me flirting with sisyphus: "so what that boulder do" 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Mirrors have to be cia plants to make trans people dysphoric 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If i ever say troon or passoid unironically just lock me up and throw out the key 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026estrogen taking so long to kick in, they call me flat stanley 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 01/08/2026damn it ive been ruined, i cant use any fov that isnt higher than 120 (no this isnt a joke this is real, the "quake pro" setting in minecraft is still too zoomed in) 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Swear to god every time i remember this app exists i go “oh i should sign into it on my phone” but nope, still havent done it 110 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Why am i getting raid shadow legends ads again didnt that game cease to exist a couple years ago Swear to god it evaporated 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026the joker: you wanna know how i got theses scars? you see, When i was a young boy, my father, took me into the city, to see a marching band batman: NOOOOO JOKER THATS COPYRIGHTED WE CANT AFFORD THISSS joker: he said "son, why so serious" 110 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Someone told me i laugh like ryan gosling and im really sad that theyre right 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026sometimes i get scared other people might find this account since i use the same username on like ALL of my accounts 100 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026sometimes i butcher words so badly they become vocal stims once i tried to say "philosophical" and instead said "philometological" and its slowly gotten longer the more i stim it 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Sometimes I come up with vaguely inspirational quotes off the top of my head and pretend they’re famous quotes 120 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Oughta is 1 billion times better than gotta, nobody can change my mind on this 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 22/06/2026yall should see my minecraft keybinds, i use w to break blocks. shits crazy 110 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026OHMYGOD I FORGOT HOW STUPID THE VOLUME SLIDER WAS HERE, ITS BASICALLY FUCKING EXPONENTIAL, ANYTHING LOWER THAN HALF IS JUST MUTED 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 20/06/2026if im gonna be honest i kinda forgot this app existed 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 26/05/2026anyone realize how shitty of a name "mr beast" is sounds like a joke name someone calls themself after talking about how theyre the alpha "dont worry kitten Mr Beast is here for you" 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Ive started to play the furry Trauma simulator Anywhere from a 3/10 to a 10/10 depending on how easily you cry and get emotionally attached to the character (also demo's free so like... play it) store.steampowered.com/app/4576490/...store.steampowered.comCasualties: Unknown on SteamCasualties: Unknown is an unforgiving cave-exploration survival simulator. Your captors have tasked you with retrieving lost cargo on a foreign planet, explore its 11 layers and do your best to surviv... 000 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I went to an arcade and got this sticky squid thing, and it’s been up on my ceiling for roughly 6 months now so I got no clue when it’s coming down 110 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 10/05/2026i need to use more figurative language cause i heard someone say "im gonna go drop a log" and i realized i wasnt using the english language to its full potential 000 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026store.steampowered.com/sale/steamco... its actually so beautiful, ive fallen in lovestore.steampowered.comSteam ControllerYour games at your fingertips 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026WHY AM I GETTING ADDS ON MY FORTUNE COOKIE 120 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I don’t think I physically have the power to come out to this one childhood friend 120 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 26/04/2026i kinda want to make fake fanart of the next tadc episode after it releases in theaters of just something that DIDNT happen durring the episode just so people *think* they got spoiled and get confused durring the actual episode 000 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Puppy girls celebrating rn www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK-c...youtube.comMaking human kibble (to change the way we eat forever)YouTube video by NileBlue 000 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026sometimes when i get bored i decide to fuck up my keybinds just a little bit, but its started to get more comfortable than normal so... i no longer use wasd anymore 000 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Swear to god if I see someone say “dose” instead of “does”, I’m going to overdoes 000 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026[late acknowledgment to trans visibility day but with a reference to the joke of “if the shows called invincible then why can i see it”] 000 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Celebrating trans visibility day by stapling 10ft long trans themed peacock feathers onto my back just so I’m Extra visible 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I don’t think I can live up to these unrealistic beauty standards 020 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I’m pregnant and five guys cajun fires is the mother 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Call my apartment the barrel the way I be bottom of the barrel 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 18/03/2026you think the real saint Patrick would be annoyed about us calling st. patty's day cause like if someone abbreviated my name like that, id be pissed 000 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Who has 2 thumbs and forgot their headphones? THIS GAL!!! 100 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Sometimes I forget that some people GENUINELY believe in heaven and hell and god and all’lat like don’t get me wrong it’s good for you you found a way to make sense of the universe but like it’s a culture shock for me 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Call the day the estrogen starts working D-day the way… I feel like it’s pretty self explanatory actually 010 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Straight people liking yuri/yaoi gives like straight man saying he loves watching lesbians vibes 110 0
Kate The Weirdo @katetheweirdo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026as an aromantic, I love love songs not because of the what their about, its the emotion just you can tell the artist put into the song. I think that the love (lol unintentional) put into the song is really fun to hear 020 0