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Katelyn Burns

@katelynburns.com

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Freelance journalist. @ms.now and Xtra Magazine columnist. Co-founder: The Flytrap. Cancel Me, Daddy podcast co-host. Replies limited to followers only. Check if my post is a joke before flaming me please. For story leads, my signal is kab.80

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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 03/10/2026

Everyone clap for my tired dog, who only lunged at one other dog first thing in the morning and then was perfectly composed around the other dozen or so dogs we ran into today.

A sleepy rat terrier sleeping on a woman's thigh

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026

Frodo says good morning to you

A brown and white rat terrier

Same

Same

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026

I told y'all there wasn't a mascot mixup here

𝚁𝚎𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚌𝚊 𝙱𝚎𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚌𝚑
@RebeccaBeitsch
·
3h
SCOOP: I've obtained the Smith team texts that were the basis for Schmitt’s questions.

The texts do not reference either the Hawks or Hawkeyes, raising more Qs about Schmitt’s inquiry.

Elsewhere in the docs though, prosecutors do reference Caitlin Clark.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026

100

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 30/09/2026

Schmitt: Who knew jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan? We had information he was at a basketball game. There was only one NBA game that night which is why I asked him if he was in Atlanta. He answered the question. That's what these hearings are for. You ask questions, you get answers. Smith has perjured himself before, but he says he's at the game. Maybe he's a Caitlin Clark fan. We'll accept that.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2026

This is piling on, but there is no Section 109, Row 1 for Atlanta Hawks games in State Farm Arena.

A chart from GOP senate staffers showing a text message from Jack Smith's staff asking if Section 109, Row 1 was reserved for Jack.

For basketball games at State Farm Arena, there is no row labeled "Row 1."
Instead, the very first row of Section 109 for basketball is labeled Row AA.
How the Rows Work in Section 109
The rows in Section 109 do not follow a standard numerical order. They are split into double-letter and single-letter configurations:
• Premium Club Seats (Closest to Court): The rows start at Row AA (the true front row of the section) and run through Row NN.
• Standard Lower Bowl Seats: The section continues further back with Row P through Row X.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 29/09/2026

Jessie! Did you see what I got for his collar??

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026

I think he likes me

My rattie and I cuddling

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026

Y'all haven't seen Frodo's plaid walking blanket yet, have you?

A rat terrier walking in the rain wearing a plaid overblanket

Same

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026

Frodo says good morning and don't forget to eat your lembas bread

The cutest rat terrier in the world

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 28/09/2026

Called it again

Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh • 6h
€ UPDATE: A migrant caravan just RUSHED into Mexico and is now full steam ahead to the
U.S. Southern Border
This is NOT a freaking game! THEY ARE WAITING FOR DEMOCRATS TO TAKE POWER
VOTE RED!!
You see these people? Each one is a future Democrat voter if Dems take Congress then win in 2028.
Punish RINOs in primary season, SAVE OUR REPUBLIC IN NOVEMBER
We can kiss any hope of the SAVE America Act and ICE funding GOODBYE if Democrats take power ever again e
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 27/09/2026

We're watching Slow Horses together

A brown and white rat terrier laying down flat

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 27/09/2026

I have finally completed Frodo's collar accessories.

A dog collar with a "Frodo" name tag and the elven script from the one ring around the edge, and another tag that is a picture of the one ring.

Now everywhere he goes, he'll take the precious.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 27/09/2026

😅

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 27/09/2026

I made the trendy gaming list thing

9 games that made me who i am:

Overwatch
NBA Live 95
NHL 94
Zelda II
Legend of Zelda A Link to the Past
Super Mario Kart
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty World at War
Europa Universalis IV

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/09/2026

He pretended he had to go to the bathroom but as soon as we got outside he went back to the stick.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/09/2026

No inside, only stick

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 26/09/2026

He loves his bed

A whipperat named Frodo sleeping in a dog bed

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026

I saw this and now you have to too

Charlie Kirk in a hijab inspired secular accessorization

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 24/09/2026

Sorry for all the dog pics

Doggo

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 24/09/2026

My doggo

A brown and white rat terrier sleeping in a bed

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 24/09/2026

Cuddle time accepted

A sleeping rat terrier named Frodo

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 24/09/2026

Pensive about cuddle time

A rat terrier

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 24/09/2026

Oh

A youtube screenshot saying i was in the top 0.3% listeners of Laufey in August

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 23/09/2026

Actual lol

Katie Herzog
@kittypurrzog
·
21h
In light of the annoyingly viral Boston Globe article on the long covid lesbian bar in the midst of a mask-relaxing crisis, we are unlocking our latest Last Ditch episode for everyone, and yes, there are clips. Enjoy.

From blockedandreported.org

Brian
@Libertarian61
It's unlistenable. The first 30 minutes was you chatting with your goofy sidekick.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 23/09/2026

Oh no the worst discourse you know is incoming

Jill Filipovic
@JillFilipovic
Many asking this question but I am more confused about how someone who identifies as a lesbian uses he/him pronouns.
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delia
@delia_cai
·
19h
but how do you drink at the bar with a N95 on..... Like am I touched in the head for being confused

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 23/09/2026

Good luck to everyone having to call during business hours on a weekday just to cancel

Max Tani
@maxwelltani
X.com
Per a note to Boston Globe staff today, the lesbian bar story generated 1,000 subscriptions to the paper yesterday. The Globe's managing editor said it was "by far our best performing story of the year," and appears to be "on pace to shatter all sorts of Globe records."
The Boston Globe
@Boston Globe • 1d
A lesbian bar in Greenfield eased its stringent mask mandate, a decision that has splintered the queer community in the city and beyond. trib.al/FyZjBWs

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 23/09/2026

The Simpsons lesbian bar scene but everyone is masked

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/09/2026

I think he might like me

A rat terrier lying on top of a trans woman on a blue couch

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/09/2026

Meanwhile in Western Mass

Attractions:

Trees

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/09/2026

Well this is new

Frodo sitting next to me under my desk

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/09/2026

Fall vibes

A brown and white rat terrier on a walking path

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026

I just signed up this weekend, what do you mean you're already raising the price???

Updates to your ESPN Subscription Plan Price
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As part of our continued investment in delivering world-class live sports and entertainment, the price of your ESPN Select plan will increase to $13.99 per month on October 19, 2026. Your plan will automatically renew at the new price unless you switch plans or cancel via Account Settings before then.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026

He slep

Rat terrier sleeping in his bed.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 21/09/2026

Oh my god they have a one ring themed dog tag

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/09/2026

Fast friends

Me and Frodo

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/09/2026

"Baggins? Sure I know a Baggins, he's over there! Frodo Baggins!"

A photo of a rat terrier napping

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/09/2026

He found his favorite place already

A rat terrier lying on two beds and a fancy blanket

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/09/2026

Every say hello to Frodo

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 20/09/2026

"Siri, give me the most British history take you can find."

A screenshot of a headline from The Telegraph reading "Sorry France, Charles de Gaulle wasn't all he was cracked up to be"

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026

The government hard at work tackling the inflation crisis:

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

@SecScottBessent
·
4h
Great to welcome
@jakepaul
to the Treasury Department today.

Jake’s path from content creator to entrepreneur and professional boxer is a distinctly American story. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026

Lmao

Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
The destruction is intentional. They don’t care if this loses money. This is not meant as an entertainment offering. This is a cultural and political project meant to destroy Christianity in the Western imagination, and they’ll happily lose money to do so.
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Film Crave
@_filmcrave
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Sep 17
Meryl Streep will officially voice Aslan in Greta Gerwig’s ‘NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN'S NEPHEW’.

🔗 https://empireonline.com/movies/news/narnia-magicians-nephew-aslan-meryl-streep-cover-exclusive/
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026

You'll never guess what this is in reply to.

Joel Berry
@JoelWBerry
The destruction is intentional. They don’t care if this loses money. This is not meant as an entertainment offering. This is a cultural and political project meant to destroy Christianity in the Western imagination, and they’ll happily lose money to do so.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026

👀 emersoncollegepolling.com/kansas-2026/

A graphic showing Democrat Adam Hamilton leading the Kansas Senate race, 45-43% with Indy David Graham at 4% and Undecided at 8%. This was a poll of Kansas Like Voters run Sept 15-16.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026

Ah I see.

Joseph Kutzko was accused of punching and threatening his then-15-year-old child at the family home on Jan. 28, 2025, records from Westborough District Court show. A Southborough police detective wrote that Kutzko punched the victim in the shoulder and pulled them by their hair. Kutzko later allegedly threatened to kill the victim “for not singing in tune during a birthday celebration,” according to court records.

Kutzko was arrested the next day and pleaded not guilty.

The child’s mother, Arlene Kutzko, was charged with witness intimidation after allegedly pressuring the child to “tell the school that she was exaggerating and being stupid.”

“Arlene stated that if you solve this tomorrow everything will be okay and we will not get angry,” the detective wrote.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 17/09/2026

Cavan Sullivan was just called up to the Senior USMNT

Gamer leaning forward meme

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/09/2026

Mental health update:

A screenshot showing me downloading overwatch again

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/09/2026

Ah well then

Polymarket
@Polymarket
JUST IN: Anthropic says they’re highly profitable if you take out some of their biggest expenses.
10:06 PM · Sep 14, 2026
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/09/2026

*Sickos voice* Yes. Yesssssss

A screenshot from my weather app showing it's 45 degrees F out right now.

Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 14/09/2026

Wow he actually lived

A picture from today of Mitch McConnell in a wheelchair in the US Capitol