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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can't believe I have to leave these goobers at home in the morning to go to work smh
White cat w/ grey patch on head sits on an afro-amerikans chest White cat w/ brown spots lays on afro-amerikan's face
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
11 days wtf?!?!?!?!? s/o to BIRDMAN BIRDMAN
Chris "Birdman" Anderson in the number 11 Miami Heat home whites getting hyped up
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alt text really isn't that hard. I'm the laziest mfer you'll ever meet and even I put alt text on all my images. Also, book your women's division better. Salute to y'all. Can't wait for All Out!
AEW Men’s World Champ Will Osperay has both arms up in the air w/ fingers pointing out. Poster reads: “AEW ALL OUT; TOMORROW; SATURDAY SEPT 26; NOWArena; Chicago, IL; AEXtix.comChallenger for the AEW Men’s World Championship Jon Moxley has a rear naked choke applied on his opponent. Poster reads: “AEW ALL OUT; TOMORROW; SATURDAY SEPT 26; NOWArena; Chicago, IL; AEXtix.com
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I see a single wrinkle in this jacket - Dont even know the name of this local jobber, but I'd like to see more of him in AEW
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One of the best wrasslin' images I've ever seen, Saya Kamitani putting her boot into Natsupoi's neck
Natsupoi, in white and yellow get up, falling to the ground bc Saya Kamitani, in the Phenex Queen's dark flowy garb, kicked her in the neck
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
reposting our CEO w/ alt text
The CEO, Mercedes Mone with a broken freaking nose (thanks Willow), in all red including a red hat and veil, holding the AEW Championship belt
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
53 days! Big up Chocolate Thunder, Darryl Dawkins!
Darryl Dawkins, aka Chocolate Thunder, wearing no. 53 in the road red jerseys for the Sixers, finishing a right-handed dunk
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP
Image reads, "Babe the guests are coming over get out the moonlight blade wielding Dolly Parton carpet".

The carpet shows Dolly Parton smiling and wielding the moonlight blake
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
How are we already less than two months from the start of the regular season?!?!? Big up White Chocolate, Jason Williams!
“White Chocolate” Jason Williams wearing no. 55 in the Miami Heat home white unis
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we all need to take some of Willow's lessons to heart
Meme image

Top is an image of a sad person with the text, “The world is a cruel and unjust place. There is no harmony in the universe. The only constant is suffering.”  

Bottom is the sad person is a better emotional state *minutes later* saying, OMG ITS WILLOW NIGHTINGALE” w/ an image of a smiling Willow giving a thumbs up
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Everybody stay calm! The Continental Cup continues on AEW Dynamite tonight
Meme from Step Brothers (2008) when Adam Scott’s character is saying “It’s the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer”, but instead he says “It’s the fucking Continental Cup”
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
reposting w/ alt text. That's our CEO! #AEW
Instagram comments on an @mercedesmone post:

shehateyadi: needa bring yo fine ass back to wwe

Mercedes responds: @shehateyadi imma need your ugly ass to watch AEW
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
CEO! CEO! CEO! CEO!
Image of AEW’s CEO, Mercedes Mone, smiling and holding the Owen Hart Tourney belt
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i know which one Van from Atlanta is picking one of my favorite episodes of television ever
Van from the TV series Atlanta in a short hair black wig w/ bangs and brown jacket over a horizontally striped black and white shirt.  There is a baguette in her backpack. Her face is looking curious, like she might beat a motherfucker up w/ it later
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jeff Van Gundy as the Queens of Hearts
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
reposting w/ alt text 2 years ago today on Dynamite 250, a fan brought these epic signs for Kazuchika Okada 🔥 #AEW
Four photos of signs in the crowd at an AEW show: 

-	“OKADA CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO”
-	“OKADA MAKES ONIONS CRY”
-	“OKADA CAN HEAR SIGN LANGUAGE”
-	“OKADA’S EMAIL IS gmail@okada.com)
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Hasn't even played a game and Bobby Portis is already a Heat Legend
Tweet from Heat Legend Bobby Portis, dated May 19, 2011: “@DaPrinceJ it don’t matter fam!!! Fxck D Rose and tha bulls! #teamHeat over here”
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
repost w/ alt text
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My depression is gone. The sun shines bright. The birds are singing. Our Long Island Queen Willow Nightingale is back!
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The Boyz are two (2) years old today! Don't scroll by w/o wishing Huey and Buckets a HBD 😸😸
White cat w/ grey mohawk/streak on top of his head lays in a black mesh carrierWhite cat/ with brown/orange spots pokes his head out of a blue cat tunnel
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
reposting w/ alt text bc there is not one lie in the article
The era of the second apron, instituted to curb against the super teams everyone loved to hate (which was good for the league and, again, didn’t need to be fixed), has in effect forced good teams to stop being good on purpose. That’s the number one unforgiveable sin of league management.

The Boston Celtics were forced to slough off still-very-useful-players like Jrue Holiday and Kristaps Porzingis after winning a title. The Oklahoma City Thunder’s second and third best players are in their third year in the league and they will STILL have a fire sale of rotation players this summer to get under the apron. The San Antonio Spurs will soon be in the same exact spot when Keldon Johnson, Stephon Castle, and Dylan Harper are owed new contracts.

It is fucking insane to watch extremely talented teams tear themselves apart simply because the cap is so restrictive. There is no basketball fan on the planet who wants to see teams title windows slam shut because of budget sheets. If this Thunder/Spurs series was played 15 years ago, we’d all be stoked about how this was going to be part of our summers for at least the next 5 years. Now, we’ll be lucky to see it twice more.
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Jesse v. Essej says what’s up
Image from CONTROL (2019) shows protag Jesse in a faceoff against Essej, the mirror version of Jesse
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
ahhhhhh the rare Thursday that feels like a Friday, Dan-O wish I could mail it in but these people actually got me doing work at work. wild times
Stugotz, co-host of the Dan Lebatard Show w/ Stugotz, leaning back in his chair, hands behind his head and shirtless.
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 😭😭😭 hope she comes out okay. there is speculation it is pregnancy related, but that is not possible to know yet
Headline from the useless Sports Illustrated: 

“Heartbreaking Update on Toni Storm’s Injury Status Following AEW Revolution”

Sub-headline: 

“’Timeless’ Toni Storm could reportedly miss the remainder of 2026 due to injury”
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
FYI all my Cop Island people We all need a little help here and there, esp with the way things are going
Poster of food truck and people sitting around tables:
 
The Manna Project of Long Island and Zion’s Mission Department Presents

Long Island Cares

Farm to Truck Pantry

Free Food; All are welcome

Zion Cathedral C.O.G.I.C., 312 Grand Ave, Freeport NY
-	Eggs, milk, produce, fresh vegetables
-	March 21, May 16, June 20, August 15
-	10 AM – 1 PM

There is a QR code on the bottom right
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Bonus vid of them loving each other by cleaning and biting
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Haven’t posted my boyz Buckets and Huey in awhile. They were looking extra cute the other day 😻
Two white fur cats cuddled up on a black office chair, with one cat’s toe beans and tail sticking out from under the otherWhite fur cat with grey mohawk in the arms of a afro-amerikan man in a hoodie and glassesWhite fur cat with grey mohawk and white fur cat with orange spots chilling on an office chairWhite fur cat with orange spots gets a kiss from an afro-amerikan man as he hold the kitty in his arm up to his face
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
this doesn't feel right. i am uncomfortable
NBA Eastern Conference standings as of March 11, 2026: 

1. Pistons; 2. Celtics; 3. Knicks; 4. Cavs; 5. Raptors; 6. HEAT (?!?); 7. Magic; 8. 76ers; 9. Hawks (caw caw); 10. Hornets (buzzt)
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
you're welcome for the reverse jinx. We got A'ja Adebayo last night! holy shit!
The Miami Heat’s Bam Adebayo sitting down in the locker room holding up a paper with “83” on it w/ a towel draped over his head and rocking the road red jersey (even though they were at home)
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Willow’s “weighing in at the right amount” is just as good as Orange Cassidy’s “hailing from, wherever; weighing in at whatever”.
Tweet from professional wrassler and Long Island’s finest Willow Nightingale: 

@willowwrestles quote tweets Peggy’s (@_Ophelia_Payne) tweet that says, “I Love [Willow]’s intro at #WrestleQueendom, saying she is ‘weighing in at just the right amount’. It’s perfection” 

Willow’s QT response: “Hey listen it’s a constant in my life – the number is gonna go up, the number is gonna go down – but it’s always gonna be “right” for me”

Willow’s follow up: “and you can fuck off if you have anything to say about that”
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Mans has been the best defender in the NBA for half a decade. His offense can be frustrating, but a bad word should never be uttered about his defensive acumen
Image of the rightful DPOY, Bam Adebayo, in a defensive stance. Above him is a graphic stating “99.7 defensive rating in February, #1 in the NBA (among players who have logged at least 20 min in 5+ games)”
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Dameshek, Zazlow and Amin on @lebatardshow.bsky.social this week We park our cars in the same garage
Pictured is the original Big 3 of the Miami Heat feat. (left to right) Lebron, Bosh and Wade in the Miami Heat home whites staring semi-menacingly at the camera
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
always and forever, B Easy, Michael Beasley!
Your favorite ballers favorite baller, Michael Beasley, wearing no. 8 in the New York Knicks home whites, holding up prayer hands to his chest
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
BRB going to the theater to see Avatar
Tweet from Film Facts (@factsonfilm), dated June 1, 2020:

James Cameron on why he made the villain T-1000 a cop in ‘Terminator 2’ (1991)

‘Cops think of all non-cops as less than they are, stupid, weak and evil. They dehumanize the people they are sworn to protect and desensitize themselves in order to do that job’

Tweet is posted w/ an image of The T-1000 pointing a gun. 
Image of the Shaq meme: I owe you an apology. I wasn’t really familiar with your game.”
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Of course the fascists consider not selling out your people for principled reasons as a "miscalculation". These people are vile
Excerpt from Washington Post Editorial Board column (aka Jeff Bezos)
“Trump offered Maduro plenty of off-ramps. He could have retired and lived a luxury lifestyle in Moscow or Minsk. Instead, he will probably die in prison. It’s an all-time miscalculation.  But that raises another possibility: a former Maduro regime figure takes power and offers an olive branch of the U.S.”
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
ah, half-man/half-amazing All silliness aside, I’m still amazed at how easy it looks for him to casually pull of a 360 in the middle of a game
Stugotz, former co-host of the Dan Lebatard Show w/ Stugotz, leaning back in his chair, hands behind his head and shirtless.
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
"Then it's time to find out exactly… what this ooze can do" Golden Dumpster. Lock it in. Go ninja! Go ninja! Go!
Cinephobe episode art for their podcast on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: The Secret of the Ooze. The four turtles are in the background with their weapons while Zach, Amin and Mayes’s are depicted in black and white pen drawings of their heads in front
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Just get rid of the draft entirely. If we must continue rewarding bad franchises then give each team a fixed salary allowance for them to sign players entering the league, with the amount a team is allocated based on the previous year’s record. Worst team has the most money, so on and so forth
Tweet from useless NBA info peddler: 

Sources said multiple ideas were proposed Friday as a brainstorming measure, including:
•Limiting pick protections to either top four or 14 and higher
•No longer allowing a team to draft in the top four two years in a row
•Locking lottery positions after March 1
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Zazie Beetz as Vanessa from the TV show “Atlanta” holding a French baguette/murder weaponLakeith Stanfied as Darius in TV show “Atlanta” wearing a backwards snapback while looking at a sword
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
There's gotta be more than 8 or 9 ppl that got this reference. Possibly dozens, dozens of us!
Photo of scene from movie “Training Day” starring Denzel Washington and Ethan Hawke. Macy Gray’s character is sitting on the couch in long ass nails and smoking a cigarette.  Her ~10 year old her son is next to her in a gray hoodie w/ his arms folded. 

Expert from the article states: 44:35: Macy Gray is here! Gray plays the Sandman’s girlfriend. Alonzo is currently tearing through her house, looking for the drug money he knows is stashed in there. Macy Gray’s trying to figure out what to do about it. I would suggest that she try to say goodbye but she’d choke, or maybe walk away but she’d stumble.
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I def listen to more @lebatardshow.bsky.social than Simmons. Dan and Dem Boyz drop 3+ hours of pod daily and I rarely miss episodes Lady Gaga & Rico Nasty replace U.S. Girls and Kari Faux from last year's top 5 artists. Fatface replaces Victory Light from the last top 5 pods
Spotify top artists: (1) IDLES; (2) Lady Gaga; (3) The Coup; (4) Mariah Carey; (5) Rico NastySpotify top podcasts: (1) Cinephobe; (2) The Bill Simmons Podcast; (3) The Dan Le Batard Show w/ Stugotz; (4) The Right Time w/ Bomani Jones; (5) The Ringer NBA Show
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
No. 1 game on PS recap and No. 1 album on Spotify goes to the Horizon franchise (I think this is the no. 1 album bc its long af. i def did not listen more than a few times). I may have a thing for red-headed protagonists bc Control is at No. 5 most played PS game too
Spotify recap top albums: (1) Horizon Zero Dawn Soundtrack; (2) Lady Gaga – Chromatica; (3) IDLES – Joy as an Act of Resistance; (4) Max Richter – The Leftovers: Season 1 Soundtrack; and (5) The Coup – Pick a Bigger WeaponPlaystation recap top 5 games: (1) Horizon Forbidden West 148 hrs); (2) Final Fantasy XVI (85 hrs); (3) NBA 2k24 (82 hrs); (4) MLB The Show 23 (69 hrs *nice*); and (5) Control: Ultimate Edition (20 hrs)
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
'sup grandpa
Spotify recapped listening age shows “48”
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
haven't posted these losers (complimentary) in a minute. They are excited for Heat v. Magic later
White cat w/ brown spots named Buckets on the top of a cat tree with toe beans sticking out. White cat w/ grey mohawk named Huey in cat tree pouch underneath Buckets looking pensive
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
ahhhh the rare Tuesday that feels like a Friday, Dan-O!
Stugotz, former co-host of the Dan Lebatard Show w/ Stugotz, leaning back in his chair, hands behind his head and shirtless.
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
🤌🏽🤌🏽
I became a hater by doing precisely those things AI cannot do: reading and understanding human language; thinking and reasoning about ideas; considering the meaning of my words and their context; loving people, making art, living in my body with its flaws and feelings and life. AI cannot be a hater, because AI does not feel, or know, or care. Only humans can be haters. I celebrate my humanity.But I am more than a critic: I am a hater. I am not here to make a careful comprehensive argument, because people have already done that. If you’re pushing slop or eating it, you wouldn’t read it anyway. You’d ask a bot for a summary and forget what it told you, then proceed with your day, unchanged by words you did not read and ideas you did not consider.
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
the fuckery continues
Tweet from Gucci Belt Dell @urkle91 from May 25, 2015: 

“Lebron is 30, this fuckery won’t go on for much longer, thank god”*

*the fuckery, in fact, has continued for more than a decade
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Post a female character you love “A hunter must hunt”
Eileen the Crow from PS game Bloodborne wearing her beak mask, pointy crown, and a bespoke hunter outfit with her arms folded
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
🤞🏽🤞🏽
“Metro” Headline stating: “Alan Dershowitz says he ‘will blow his brains out on live TV’ if Zohran Mandani becomes NYC mayor” by Carl Campanie and Rich Calder. Articled was published on 07/19/2025 @ 3:31 pm
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Katboy @katboy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Adam McKay, with the shits. Is this why @lebatardshow.bsky.social doesn't have you in his orbit anymore?
Skeet from Ahhhh @nerdjpg.com: Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly. 

The skeet is reposted by Adam McKay
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