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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That's more than what your brother weighs. Might be close if he's wearing all of his armor.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[Trying not to giggle] Are you only lifting the bar? I'm sure that weighs less than I do.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

This is why I can't go to the gym regularly. There is always some grunting Neanderthal here. What's next? Digging in your ass and moving on to another set of weights?

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you start grunting like a weirdo, I'm going to throw tennis balls at your head.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Ugh... I can't believe this idiot tried it, again. Maybe Gabe will let me beat the fucker with a shovel.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

[Sighs] We are not allowed near until he says it's safe. He's hunting down the scumbag that tried to grab me when we were returning to our ship.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

[Nods] It's always too early for this shit. Especially when I've got to hold both this ship and the Empire together while Gabe is away. He's dealing with some stupid shit on Tarsus IV.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

[Looks at him] Some lower deck cadets have decided to make an explosive with cleaning products, and have actually tried it. You can start there.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I wonder where my Gabey is. Hopefully he hasn't been injured, otherwise I'm going to have to beat someone with a shovel.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

[Sat at the conn, snarling] Why is it that when my Gabriel is away, everyone that remains acts as stupidly as possible? Be less stupid, or you might be tossed out of an airlock.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Now that you've returned, there is something that needs to be dealt with urgently. Someone messed with Jen's shuttle. Stamets is working on the repairs; I need you to take out the trash.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

You've always acted a bit weird toward me. I only hope that you're not planning something against me and Gabe.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

[Half smiles] You're not fooling me.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

This is how I know you're up to something stupid! I would expect this from a cadet.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

[Nods] What are you up to, Commander?

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

[Nibbling on popcorn] This should be good…

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

[Takes a few deep breaths, puts away her dagger] Is this scheme of yours a way of getting back at her for what she did to him?

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

You're getting close to the person responsible for shooting down his ship! I will not lose my husband a second time. Two years thinking he was dead, and hoping he was too stubborn to allow that to happen. He came home, don't let anything happen to him!

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I have a bad feeling about this. [Pulls a dagger] If anything happens to my Gabriel or our kids, I'm hunting you like a starving vulture.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

That's another good reason to kick her off the ship.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

[Leaning on a shovel while sharpening a dagger] If you're considering any fuckery, you'd better think twice. Anything can be a weapon.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

[Nods] Yes. It's safe to assume that she was sent here to cause mayhem.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

Will Gabe and I still be able to trust you?

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

[Snarls] Pippa will hunt me down for this, but get Burnham off my fucking ship by any means necessary.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

[Half smiles, laughing] You really need to keep it in your pants. She's going to trust me when the sky turns green and grass is blue.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

How? Pippa doesn't trust you. Not that she trusts me, because of where my loyalty is.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

[Blinks] Alexander, the Emperor, is your brother! Did someone smash your head against a wall recently?

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

[Smiles] That's the best way to handle it. If you want to have some fun with the trespassers, by all means. Make them look forward to being tossed outside.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

Alright knuckleheads, I'll remind you again. My husband is Emperor. I just keep it together while he's away. This salvaged heap of space junk is the flagship of the fleet.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Smiles, laughing softly] You went on one hell of a trip. Thank you. If you see anyone else that doesn't belong here, toss them out too.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

I sent Dr Culber because we were concerned. You were hallucinating, worse than the time Jen dared you to eat some of Stamets’ shrooms. Mudd is wandering onboard my ship. He needs to be elsewhere.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

So you've finally got your head screwed on the right way? We have an issue onboard that needs to be handled immediately. It's best tossed out of the nearest airlock.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

You'll be trouble only when you regain your memory. Right now you're mushier than Stamets’ mushroom garden.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

He called me Admiral, but didn't recognize where he was. Would you taze him and haul him to Dr. Culber?

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Yes, I'm fine. Somehow I'm going to have to keep you safe and out of trouble.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

Your brother Alex has lost his mind. He recognizes me and not much else.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

[Pokes him with the dagger again] Commander, we are going to see your brother in the ready room. I told you that earlier. [Muttering] Damn motherfucking Talosians turned your brain to mush.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

[Sitting on the conn, sharpening her dagger] If you're thinking about fuckery today, don't even. I will literally kick your ass the fuck off my ship.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I should take you to Dr Culber, though Gabe will want to see you first.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

@gabriellorca-mu.bsky.social Honey, you were right. I believe the Talosians grabbed your brother and fucked up his brain. They're far too dangerous to risk a war with.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

My husband, my Emperor, your brother is my Gabe. The damn Talosians have turned your brain into fucking mush!

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

My Gabe has a zero tolerance for pranks, even less when it's pranks pulled on him. I'm going to have to haul you to my personal physician, Dr Culber.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

[Laughs] He would have kicked your ass from one end of the Buran to the other, and back again.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Tell me everything that you do remember, beginning with the last time you saw us.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

[Nods] We got married after Academy, and before the last Emperor sent him out to his first war. You don't remember? Maybe he was right, the Talosians grabbed you and fucked you up.

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Kat Lorca (RP/Parody) @kat-lorca-rp.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I'd never stab my husband. He likes his back scratched, with sharp objects. [Pokes him again with the dagger]

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