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Kasper Frederik Christiansen

@kasperfc.bsky.social
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EN/DK/father/husband/teacher/writer I write stuff... Mostly jokes, poems and memes... Sometimes stories... In a world of batshid crazyness — be kind, funny and helpful.💙

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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
monnett.social THIS is a wonderful app! Waaaay better than Instagram 🤩🙌
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Social Media Made for Humans - Monnett
Monnett is a European social media alternative where you control your feed. See your friends, protect your privacy, escape the AI slop. Join for free.
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Foxes can hear small animals moving underground... I guess they’re great at digging up information... 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The ampersand symbol "&" was once considered part of the English alphabet... I guess it really wanted to be included & all... 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The small pocket inside the front pocket of jeans was originally designed to hold a pocket watch... I guess that’s where people used to waist their time... 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The very best and most important things I know are my boys, my wife and being the best father I can be - just wanted to share that. ❤️ I wish everyone a beautiful day. 💙 #family #love
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happens all the time... 😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The Rubik’s Cube was invented in 1974 by Hungarian professor Ernő Rubik, and he initially struggled to solve his own creation... I guess he really got himself into a twist... 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nintendo started making Japanese playing cards in 1889, nearly a century before releasing its first home video-game machines... I guess they were playing the long game... 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Experience is what you get right after you needed it... We often learn this the tough way... 😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Yea... The struggle... The feelings... Difficult to control... 😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This kinda speaks for itself... What a madman he is... 😑
Trump tweeting nonsense late at night.
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Beneath The Dark (1/3) Your hand found mine beneath the moonless sky, I stopped pretending I was brave nearby, The dark grew softer, folding every fear, Because your fingers told me you were near.
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sometimes I'm quite the bad boy... My guilty pleasure is eating a share size bag of candy all by myself......... 🤫😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Happy Friday to everyone! 🤩🎉
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A cloud applied for a loan, but the bank rejected it because its assets were too liquid... Hihihi. 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Once a gamer... Always a gamer! 🤩
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Good morning friends! Here's a joke to start the day: Why was the horse always calm? Because it was emotionally stable... That's a mane trait! 😂👌
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ridiculous Together You wore my scarf and danced across the street, Like shame had finally admitted defeat, I laughed so hard my face forgot its cool, While strangers saw us acting like a fool.
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
In Denmark, when you buy groceries certain places, you get a couple a packs with football cards from this FIFA World Cup. Today I just got a new card, and to be honest, it's the one I'm the most excited about! Thank you all for an awesome World Cup 2026! 🤩
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Good mornin' friends! Have a joke: My neighbor talks to his plants every morning. Judging by his garden, they’ve started ignoring him too... Just let this joke grow a little, then maybe it'll bloom... 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hello friends! 🤩 After a long break from Bluesky I'm back. I was a little annoyed about the algorithm and how difficult it is to spread some love and joy (unless one only reply to the big account's posts). Now, I'm back and doing my thing! Jokes, poems, stories, good comments and love incoming! 🫶
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Tarantulas can regrow lost legs when they molt. I guess they’re great at starting off on the right foot again... 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Hah, went down memeory lane... Couldn't resist! 😂🤣
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I like bananas, but there is no dramatic way to eat a banana... you will always look unsure... And no eye contact while eating the banana... 😖
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I went to the beach yesterday. The water was like a mirror. I love the ocean. It's wild and calm - it's magical. And it's a wonderful place to just sit and dream. 😊
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Yea, sure, but first coffee! 😊☕️
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Some say a plan explained twice is already failing. Others say confidence grows in proportion to the size of the mug. Well, I have a plan and I believe in my work. And you should believe in yours. So, cheers! 😊🍻
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The word “moist” has survived purely out of spite. Just sayin'. 🤔
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Mila baked bread before sunrise. Rain tapped softly on the windows. Her brother wrapped himself in blankets. They ate warm slices with honey. The whole kitchen smelled like comfort. Just a story.😊
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
This poem is about something very handy. The sole meaning of the object is to be handy. And I think the older we get, the more in need of it we are. 😊
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I wonder who first looked at a coconut and thought, "Yes, I will absolutely fight this hairy bowling ball for a sip of juice." And yes, this thought was kind of nutty... 😏
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
It annoys me that someone invented the word "queue" and then refused to use most of the letters... 😑
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What if clouds are just the sky’s unfinished thoughts? I mean, they drift around all day, change shape constantly, and never really commit to anything.... Though I wonder, why did the cloud break up with the sun? I guess it needed a little space! ☺️
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The distractions are real today... Not a single word was written... At least none that made any sense. I guess it's friday in my mind already. 😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Grettings beautiful friends! I just wanted to share that I'm finally done with chapter 2 of Delivering Trouble, and you can read it here if you want. I hope you enjoy it, and let me know what you think. I wish you all a lovely day! 😊🫶 kavthewriter.blogspot.com/2026/03/deli...
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Delivering Trouble - Chapter 2
Greetings strong and beautiful friends!  Chapter 2 is done and ready to be shared. In this chapter we follow Trent dive through a massive an...
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
It's madness that Trump base his actions upon 'gut feelings'... If Trump and Spock met it would go like this: Spock calmly says, “Your argument contradicts basic logic.” Trump answers, “Logic is overrated. I go with my instincts.” Spock pauses and replies, “That explains… everything.” 😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
If Trump and Darth Vader met it would go like this: Vader says, "Your lack of understanding is disturbing." Trump responds, "Wrong. I understand space better than anyone. Tremendous space knowledge" Vader pauses, preparing for a famous Force trick that could end the conversation quick... The end😂🫳
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hello strong and beautiful friends! I just wanted to let you know, that if you want to check out my work, then you can do that here: www.amazon.com/author/kaspe... I also have a blog where I share longer content of my work in progress: kavthewriter.blogspot.com Much love from here 😊🫶
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I just watched Cold Storage and I really enjoyed it. Weird but awesome movie with great actors. But, to be honest... Someone should put Trump and his madness in a cold storage......
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
If Trump met Yoda: Yoda says, “Ignorant you are. Knowledge you lack.” Trump responds, “First of all, your grammar is terrible. Second, I know more about the Force than the Jedi. Everyone says so.” Yoda sighs and quietly tells the other Jedi, “Hopeless, this one is.” 😂 #trump #starwars
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If Trump and Socrates had a debate I imagine it would go like this: Socrates says, “The unexamined life is not worth living.” Trump replies, “The unexamined poll numbers are fantastic. Believe me.” The Mad King (Trump) in a nutshell... 😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I just realized that watching Trump host a cabinet meeting feels like watching a reality show where everyone have to compliment the host before being allowed to speak... "Thank you, Mr. President, for the air we breathe." or "Thank you for making the sun shine."...... Jeez that madman annoys me... 😑
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I'm now totally sure Trump treats intelligence briefings the way most people treat the “terms and conditions” page: scroll quickly, click “agree,” and then act surprised when something explodes later................ 😑
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Historians used to study presidential libraries. Future historians will just scroll endlessly through archived tweets and say, “Ah yes, the era when foreign policy was negotiated in 280 characters at 3 a.m.” 😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Hihihihi! Sometimes the jokes have a tough time finding way to the right audience, but an alligator with a GPS is a great navigator! 😂😂😂
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Joke from mr. Fish: A stylish croc!
YouTube video by Kav & Mr. Fish
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Wisdom arrives late and leaves early. Period. 🤣
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Do books ever feel offended when people skip to the last page? I bet mine would... 😂
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If you trip but don’t fall, does that count as a near-death experience or just aggressive walking? I'm just curious... 😁
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Kasper Frederik Christiansen @kasperfc.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
If cats could talk, they still wouldn’t explain anything... They are born mysterious and they will stay mysterious. 😑
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