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Kasey Bailes

@kaseynbailes.bsky.social
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Your token West Virginian friend.

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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I know it's become something of a meme/trope by now to be like this, but I am definitely one of those people who think about Master and Commander (2003) AT LEAST once a week 😂🤷‍♀️ I really should get around to reading the series...
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't know why, but for some reason I read this in Peter Capaldi's voice.
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
All my "bless yous" are for Giacomo and Giacomo only.
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If you grew up on David Bowie's "Starman"/Space Oddity, it's time for an update... youtube.com/watch?v=KmxH...
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That Handsome Devil - Gentrify the Moon
YouTube video by That Handsome Devil
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'll say it: Bishop Barron is *exactly* the priest in Pan's Labyrinth (El Laberinto del Fauno) 😐
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"live fast and get fucked or whatever"
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jenny #Jesuit Jones I guess: I was today years old when I found out that Toni Basil did "Mickey" with Loyola University squad 🤯💀💀 youtube.com/watch?v=9OBf...
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Toni Basil - 'Mickey' LIVE and Interview - The Jenny Jones Show (1996)
YouTube video by Toni Basil - Fan Channel
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"You're ontologically French." - Dear Husband to me just now, dunno if that's a compliment or not?? 😅 ⚜️
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Yugoslavia. youtu.be/l8IEa0rfCFg?...
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CENTAURA : RELEASE TRAILER
YouTube video by ClassicMasterNoob
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Flowers I left at the grotto today—I don't like hanging around spiders too long (though I think they're cool!), so I left quickly before doing any belated "spring cleaning" 😅💐🕸🕷
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Cats & Crafts
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Controversial opinion, but Over the Garden Wall is a million times better than LOTR. I said what I said.
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't know why I was so obsessed with taking this picture, but here we are...
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Blood diamonds are the primary export of Narnia.
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is a meme that periodically makes the rounds, and it gave me an idea: I'm just gonna cosplay as a different saint each day, so when I become "Kasey the Canonized"™️, they'll all be like "who HASN'T she been??" 😝
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I'm considering putting together a coffee table book album of all my low grade hotel and trashy* snacks pics 😆🤔 *or just straight up trash, like the piece of broken headlight (not mine) I took from Chicago as a souvenir 😅💁‍♀️
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
American health-care be like...
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#TamoDaleko
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Serb Fest 🇷🇸
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We saw Minions & Monsters, aka M & M. Now I eagerly await the next installment, Marshall Mathers' Minions
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
They know what the pope looks like, but gonna tell my kids this is the pope
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#flock this
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Tenure doesn't mean much of anything these days. He'd get axed for financial mismanagement or some BS on his institution's part down the line...but not for actual crime or neglect of position 😅🫠
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Holy Roller Empire" is my new roller derby team name 🛼
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I will fail on not being able to prove that I am not a robot...
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wondering if I should do a last minute patristics paper.... #PoorDecisionsKaseyMakesAtMidnight
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I think the thing I'm proudest of doing in Chicago is getting two spontaneous claps going: one at the Field Museum for SUE the T-Rex and one at Griffin for the end of a silent film 👏
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Fire hydrant in a faerie ring...
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
For the love of Christ, someone please just give @gooseworx.bsky.social the @doctorwhopn.bsky.social tender or whatever—that TADC energy is EXACTLY what it needs 🤷‍♀️ #DoctorWho #Glitch #TheAmazingDigitalCircus
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Best I can do you is trolling in Serbo-Croat"
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"You're those people. You're the people in the meme 😑" - Dear Husband to me just now
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
"That's just what your face looks like" - Dear Husband, to me Adventures at the Field Museum...
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I have been too busy to post or even take any pictures at all, but here is view from my room of the pier! #chicago #lakemichigan
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The Backrooms: Hilton Chicago Edition
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I have never been to Chicago. I am in Chicago.
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Good GOD, I am so f*cking sick of seeing the word "quietly" *everywhere*: please go quietly—or loudly, idc—away, "quietly" 😑
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Me: "I should be an 'influencer' 🤔" Dear Husband: *rolls eyes and walks off*
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"What even IS Yugoslavia?" - Dearest Daughter Eldest I honest-to-god can't even tell if I'm being trolled 😅😭🫠 It could go either way with her...
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My Instagram is looking more and more like an 80s Cyndi Lauper video and/or Peewee's Playhouse 🫠
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Up close shot of Tesla's Gangle mask 🎭
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Off to The Amazing Digital Circus finale with girls! Pomni and Ragatha "noir" in tow 👌
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
As long as it's within standard deviation 👌🔥
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
"It was the third of June, another sleepy, dusty Delta day..." #OdeToBillieJoe #BobbieGentry
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Okay, birders, I get it: I finally took the headphones off and just walked. And listened. I get it now. I'm sorry for lovingly mocking you all these years. Listening to birdcalls is actually really cool.
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Alice: I don't want to be a teacher when I grow up up because I would probably get in a fight with one of the kids...What?! They're annoying!
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Kasey Bailes @kaseynbailes.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Alice glued eyeballs onto my Sperrys...
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