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Rex A. Jones

@kartwonz.bsky.social
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Rex is a cartoonist and creator of the comic strip Oscar. You can find him at buymeacoffee.com/laughingparrot.

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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 22h
Gator legal aid. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I said we needed to add aggressive litigator to the firm.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too booked up to bother. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: If you want those rings on those pegs. You’re going to have to do it yourself. I’ve got a lot on my plate right now.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An academic error. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I’m sorry, I could’ve sworn it said it was a parroting class.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would that be molting or shedding? An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.  Caption: Don’t deny it! I can tell you’ve been allopreening with that catbird again.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Poupée gonflable d'amour. It sounds better in French. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: It appears that Onslow may be hormonal .
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
IT chomping. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Well, if turning it off and turning it back on doesn’t fix the problem. Try biting it.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Following doctor’s orders. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Chew on some expensive antique furniture, and call me in the morning.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Them fat bottomed girls. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I wouldn’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I only have one tuckus.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Musical woodworking insects. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Well, if I had to guess, I’d say they are Karen Carpenter ants.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Surely there’s a loophole. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I’m sorry, but your dental plan doesn’t cover beak trimming.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
No fuel shortages here. And ask her cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: All I said was, since gas prices are up and you seem to have a lot of it. Perhaps you should convert your car to methane.”
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Have a meaningful Yom Kippur. Cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: No, the final meal before Yom Kippur is not carb loating. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Consult your conversation table. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: He says he’s from Canada and he’s not an inchworm. He’s a 2.5 centimeter worm. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Staying put. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Well, the reason we don’t migrate is, we’re homebodies.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sign in faux pas. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Oscar is angry with Rex, because he didn’t use Oscar’s name as a password.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ancestral word play. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones.  Caption: Dad said we are descended from thesauruses.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Out of sight. Out of mind. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: No, we didn’t get a dog. The cone is for me to wear when we go to the pet store. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Taking the fifth. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Miles talks, but Uncle Roberto got him from a lawyer. So the only thing he says is, “No comment.”.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sigmund would’ve been proud. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Remember, there are no bad parrots. They’re only parrots who make bad choices. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shofar, so good. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Now, if you’re done with that. Burt would like his horn back. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shana tova! And ask her cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: The two things Oscar likes best about Rosh Hashanah. Is him tearing apart, pomegranates and making the sound of a shofar. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Breathe free. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I’m avoiding the whole boxers or briefs debate. I’m going commando.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What a hoot. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I keep telling you. It’ whom you idiot.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy belated Labor Day. Sorry I uploaded the cartoons out of order. I hope everyone had a good weekend. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Labor Day doesn’t just mark the end of the summer season, but also when dad‘s eyebrows begin to grow back. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
OK, maybe stretching the truth a little bit here. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: No, Oscar doesn’t bite, as long as you don’t oppose any of his long held political beliefs.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Same old, same old. Don’t do this at home. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I’m not saying an all pellet diet is boring, but my taste buds fell asleep. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Sham seafood smackdown. An Oscar got to my Rex A. Jones. Caption: Oscar and I had a slight disagreement about putting vegan anchovies on his pizza. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Pardon my French cooking. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. First balloon: Why is every other word out of Oscar‘s mouth a beep? Second balloon: He’s watching Hell‘s Kitchen. Third balloon: It’s beep raw you beep idiot! 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bountiful bane. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Every year it’s the same, Dad grows more than he can use. Then it goes into everything, but I draw a line at zucchini in our chop. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting the wrong end of the stick. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: If you’re going to chew on your perch, at least start from the other end.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Digital security. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I realize that it’s a bit early for Halloween, but it works wonders when it comes to keeping people from putting their hands near my cage.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Get along the little doggie. An Oscar cartoon Rex A. Jones. Caption: I thought uncle Roberto said he was getting a doggy. Looks like a calf me. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Where’s there’s smoke, there’s dinner. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Supper must be ready. I just heard the smoke detector go off. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
That was not a request. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Actually it’s just a matter of supply and demand. Oscar demands an anchovy pizza and I supply it. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A sonic boom has nothing on Oscar. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: They say the loudest sound was Krakatoa erupted. They obviously haven’t heard Oscar when he wants out in the morning.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I am a rock. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: In the United Kingdom and Ireland they measure people’s weight in stones, but in our case they would have to use gravel. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Perhaps something light like Quantum Field Theory. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: All you ever talk about is politics and religion. Why can’t you say things like, “Polly wants a cracker.”, Like a normal parrot? 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No rest for the wicked. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones Caption Oscar sleeps like a baby. Unfortunately, it’s like a baby with colic. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A sign of distinction. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Don’t worry, the sign makes it easier to get Oscar to go into his cage. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Big daddy watching. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: I don’t care how you frame it. I still think it’s an invasion of my privacy. Especially when you post the video to social media. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Actually it was Sergeant Preston's horse, but close enough. Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Most people are named after a relative or a famous person, but in Dad‘s case he was named after the family dog. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
An aquatic point of view. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption, I don’t see what you have to kvetch about. At least you don’t have to live in a bowl. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Fecal placement problem. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Capture: First of all, they proved long ago that poop doesn’t cure baldness. Second of all, it was crocodile dung, not parrot poo.  Thought balloon: How do you know for sure unless you try it? 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I’m not a morning person. So sue me. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Listen, if you wanted, bright eyed and bushy tailed, you should’ve gotten a squirrel. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
A carton cannibal’s dream. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: That’s the last time I’m taking Oscar to the big box store. He saw the big boxes and went totally berserk.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Unsatiated by rhetorical rations. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: That’s interesting, and it may be food for thought, but I still want an anchovy pizza. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Seaside set-to. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Whatever you do, don’t try to steal the little green guy’s pizza. He has a really bad attitude. 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Luring scam confusion. An Oscar cartoon by by Rex A. Jones. Caption: Mom said somebody has been phishing with dad. Since when do vegans fish? 
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Feeling the burn. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: That must have been a firebreathing dragonfly.
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Rex A. Jones @kartwonz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ain’t no sunshine when they’re gone. An Oscar cartoon by Rex A. Jones. Caption: How can it possibly be a Happy Meal if it doesn’t contain anchovies?
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