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James Turnbull

@kartar.net
2.1K followers 613 following 236 posts

🇦🇺🇺🇸 Engineer, angel investor, & author. Ex-@Glitch, @Microsoft, @kickstarter, @docker. Likes tattoos, food & wine. He/him/his.

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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 16/03/2026
As a US/Australian dual citizen, I was trying to explain the very complex "What sporting team do I support" hierarchy, and I decided a diagram would help.
Flowchart describing what sporting team to support for a US/Australian dual citizen.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 23/01/2026
No thanks Chuck.
Message from the Democractic party asking me to listen to a message from Chuck Schumer.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 14/01/2026
Everything is awesome.
Everything is awesome.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 31/12/2025
Over the years we had more dirtbag alley conversations than I can count. Vale mate.
dirtbag alley at the up
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 13/09/2025
Bet the people of Georgia are very surprised to discover how many right wing idiots in the UK support their sovereignty. If you can't even use the right flag for your country then ...
Picture of unite the kingdom rally in London showing a Georgian flag which right wing idiots mistake for a St George flag of some kind.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 29/07/2025
*giggles*
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 18/07/2025
Bad day to have a craving for jaffas.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 30/04/2025
My life right now. My team is always fucking with the yanqui.
Fucking Colombians - always bullshitting me.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 28/04/2025
Accurate.
Photo of gunnersaurus with a caption of "I'm prefer blondes"  with a reply of "I prefer professional footballers and gunnersaurus but we don't always get what I want."
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 26/04/2025
Had forgotten this alias.
Screen shot showing the docker command aliased to fucker runningScreen shot showing the docker command aliased to fucker
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 17/03/2025
Am thinking of streaming my Godspeed You! Black Emperor marathon to the hotel's very unsecured LG room speakers.
List of available Bluetooth devices.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 17/03/2025
This just seems rude - #nyliberty
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 07/03/2025
LOL. All losses and no wins?
Email from Microsoft about changes to the 365 subscription.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 16/02/2025
Rarely down with God but ....
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 29/01/2025
Well. It seems Deepseek speaks agitprop. #deepseek
A screenshot from the DeekSeek AI showing censorship.
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James Turnbull @kartar.net · 23/01/2025
When KCC scored a goal against Brighton today I was in a meeting and had to mute so I could celebrate. #arsenal @arsenalfc.bsky.social @arsenalwomen.bsky.social
Number 32 Kyra Cooney-Cross Arsenal jersey.
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