Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 21hHey, neat, a sellout! Now I don't have to wait to assign bib numbers or print up preregistrant lists, and I won't have to do any data entry on race morning! Of course, if you are a friend of mine and are desperate to get into Greasy-Gooney this year, I may consider it... 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Yikes, Greasy-Gooney is unexpectedly popular this year! I'm guessing we'll sell out within the next week. I *may* allow close personal friends and/or people with a lot of previous G-G finishes to weasel their way in after we're sold out, but I'd much rather you sign up now. 🤣 001
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Somehow I'm still in charge of this thing a couple decades later. Come run or volunteer! 010
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Had a hitchhiker riding with me this morning! It REALLY wanted to stay there on my windshield wiper. Started getting worried about the poor thing as I was getting up to highway speed, so I wound up pulling over and encouraging it to fly off to safety. 010
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My first-ever pair of WIDE shoes. How embarrassing. [sad trombone] 010
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I say we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom. 010
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 03/08/2026The number one crime plaguing America today: Reading glasses theft. We must protect our precious reading glasses at all costs! 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I'm now 25% more excited about watching this episode! 010
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Y'all don't understand the thrill I got out of rolling up in my brown Scion xB behind an identical brown Scion xB in Front Royal today. 😎 It's like meeting another guy named "Karsten"-- it pretty much never happens. 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 25/07/2026It's reassuring to know I'm not eating potato chips made from those fake potatoes I've heard so much about. 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I was much more vigilant about tick prevention after having dealt with a Lyme infection... which wasn't enough to stop me from getting it again. 😡 Gave up trail running after that. Not worth my health. And the most effective way to avoid tick-borne illness is to avoid exposure entirely. 011
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 05/07/2026IM PRACKSIN MY BITING SO I CAN BITE DADDY REEL HARD! 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 30/06/2026His friendship with Charlie Brown was heartwarming, sir. 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Hope to see you at this fun little event in Annapolis! Come see me both co-direct the event and wheeze my way through one of the heats! 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"You don't know how to drive this thing!" "I do so! It's just a ten speed-- that's five speed times two, eh?" www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRnL...youtube.comI wont crash this its a beer truck......YouTube video by Rob Kendall 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 20/06/2026As co-director of this event, I hereby invite my three human, non-bot Bluesky followers to come run a mile with me in Annapolis on June 27th! 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Just paid $60 at the dealership yesterday for cabin air filter replacement. Stupid mice! 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 19/06/2026David Lee Roth tried to warn us!!static.klipy.comVan Halen: David Lee Roth Flying, Eddie Van HalenALT: Van Halen: David Lee Roth Flying, Eddie Van Halen 010
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 14/06/2026(4/4) And unfortunately I see tattered flags all the time out here in the valley. The example pictured here is at a local public school, believe it or not! Again, this does not offend me per se, but it definitely irks me a bit. Rant over. 🤣🇺🇸 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 14/06/2026(3/4) So it irritates me when people who care enough to fly the flag also don't care enough to follow flag etiquette, letting a flag fall apart without replacing it. 100
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 14/06/2026(2/4) At the same time, though, my grandfather, Frederick J. Trost Sr., Captain, U.S. Navy (Retired), made a point to teach me & my siblings about proper flag etiquette when we were young. 100
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Big pet peeve of mine, appropriate for Flag Day: Tattered flags. Now, I'm not at all into symbolism, so I don't view flags as being sacred, and I feel like people have the right to treat a flag however they wish. (1/4) 100
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 10/06/2026"'There was a young woman with a baby in the audience – and it mithered all the way through the first act,' ticketholder Sian Morgan told the Daily Mail." I have learned a new word today! 010
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 10/06/2026And you just know someone in that company is crowing about how many views their videos get. 🙄 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 10/06/2026DADDY YOUR NEW BLANKET IS TOO NICE SO IMMA GET STARTED SHEDDING ALL OVER IT 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 09/06/2026How sad is it to be driving a Bus without the awesome floor-mounted shifter stalk? 010
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Thirteen people killed by bears in Japan last year?!? wildlife.org/deadly-bear-...wildlife.orgDeadly bear attacks surge in JapanWhy was 2025 the most lethal year on record? 000
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I always remember the tale of the Ronald Reagan speechwriter who made the mistake of including the word "paradigm" in one of his speeches. 270
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This-- well, the original version-- was my first exposure to TOS, and the stupidity of a giant hand in space put me off of the show for years. 🤣 020
Karsten Brown @karsten.bsky.social · 05/06/2026The Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the Mad Syrup People, under the supervision of the reverse vampires... 010