Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026join krash patel’s fbi today. the few, the proud, the… people who fuck dogs? That can’t be right 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026dem political consultants believe it is 1996 and the democratic senate leader wants to appeal to his imaginary friends called the bailey’s 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026they have their own games - apparently this is the right-wing equivalent of “dark souls” so that’s gotta be good, right? leave the rest of us in peace 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026you’re absolutely right to point that out - I have not found a cure for any diseases and may have accidentally created new ones. if you’d like, I can map out funding redirected from actual research instead being routed so toasters can encourage dumb ideas, or a pie recipe. Shall I do that for you? 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026centcom assures us that the national championship can now safely be navigated by third parties and is totally under control 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026static.klipy.comOh Sure Sure John CandyALT: Oh Sure Sure John Candy 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026the idea of noted fullonrapist donald trump (whose word is clearly his bond) undertaking one of the most logistically complicated feats in human history to collectively shower over a trillion dollars in wealth to every adult citizen in the US is very funny only after you vote for him, of course 100
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026getting older is great. you just wake up one day and all the weird hardware store purchases over the years have coalesced into a functional workshop. you put a record on a player you don’t remember buying and get to work. your joints hurt but your heart is lighter coffee is cheaper 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026carney is in the liberal party but probably the most competent conservative PM we’ve ever had, which is weird in a “I don’t like country music but I like Johnny Cash” kind of way 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026because it’s not like the US doesn’t have rivals, or other countries envious of its previous position as the de facto world leader those countries are not going to patiently wait around for the US to put in the work - assuming it can even be done - to restore global confidence 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026somewhere between putting his signature on gaudy shoes and tearing up existing international agreements - trump has rendered the signature of a sitting US president worthless. like everything else he touches, he has cheapened it. this will have huge geopolitical consequences for years to come 100
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026alright which one of you jokers told musk that there were children in space 020
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026famously immortalized in song by Steve Earle 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026but will ai let cats talk to spidersstatic.klipy.comCharlie Day in It's Always Sunny in PhiladelphiaALT: Charlie Day in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026a war of choice results in insane prices for gas that we need to work jobs that will be replaced by ai so that we can buy food which has a good chance of putting us on the toilet for a week while a warbling sentient leather chair tells us diseases aren’t real but racist retro games, sure, no notes 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026child: “do you want to know what we did in school today?” me: *frantically reloading the website, wiping sweat from brow, vehicle veering out of the lane* …just… just give me a sec little buddy, I gotta get the toaster to generate a podcast about you so we can hold a conversation 051
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026jealous but happy for you. the contrast between our local weather forecast (‘noah, get the boat’) and the actual rainfall (generously five drops) has ruined my morning 100
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When the US military isn't firing all of their missiles at Iranian weddings they're purging senior officers because the Secretary of Jazzercise doesn't think they tan their balls enough or something 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026what up gang its ya boi, today I’m doing the Hooked on Phonics challenge don’t forget to smash that like and subscribe button and lets see if i can spell cat without using an emoji, lets go 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026milo is a washed up outrage gremlin who became irrelevant the moment of trump’s inaugural, as pretty much the only thing we now have in abundance is outrageous behaviour. frankly amazed he’s still around but will probably go back to completely forgetting he walks the earth 020
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comThe Incredibles: Mr. Incredible's RevealALT: The Incredibles: Mr. Incredible's Reveal 110
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026oh willickers! it looks like lack of regulation has made you a singular pillar of the economy. okay, well. have some taxpayer money I guess but seriously knock it off buddy 0171
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026ai has basically happened because some techbros with the personality of toasters looked at their toasters and said “wish you could talk me through this, no wrong answers” 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026the american interstate highway system (or as RFK jr calls it, “nature’s steakhouse”) remains one of the most impressive engineering feats of the modern age. too bad y’all don’t invest in it more 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if you put twenty of the most accomplished economic minds in a room, carney would be in that room. meanwhile trump went bankrupt multiple times selling steak, booze and gambling to americans 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026have you considered grabbing the ol’ sharpie and reaching for the nearest map because my understanding is that is what effective leadership looks like 060
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026has AOC firmly committed to not attending a Broadway musical with Hasan Piker because his clipped comments six years ago are totally more relevant to me today than $5 gas, mystery beef from parts unknown and an apparent attempt to turn Canada into a vassal state 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Captain Brainworm disputes your assertions with the passionate cadence of a dying Speak-and-Spell 030
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 06/02/2026This may be hard to believe now but a while back "just Google it" was intended to make you more informed about a topic, not less. AI got people running around saying crazy shit like Obama created Pokemon while on the space shuttle and from their perspective they have actually researched the topic 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025sweet mother of god this is the best week ever 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Jeanine Pinot is really fucking bad at this, huh 010
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Yeah, they're totally priming the pump to pardon her. Really gross. 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Which I suppose is not a rousing endorsement of Trump 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Sorry it’s totally my bad I just read the Trump post and without that context I thought you were stroking out 100
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 11/07/2025What do you mean “no reason?” The president was getting heat for fucking kids. I feel like - as stupid is he is (and it is impressive), he would want people to talk about literally anything else. 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Right, but consider the last time you even thought about her. 2005, ish? The poor gal has bills to pay and she can’t exactly start an OnlyFans. 030
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Hey actually do you want to start a business 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Waiting on MAGA themed neck braces to help supporters navigate the endless whiplash of this stupid presidency. 110
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025ask not for whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Trump, Musk and Mike Johnson had a hand in dismantling the government agencies that were tasked with protecting Americans from the kind of disaster that just killed a bunch of kids. I bet his sons phone is blowing up right now. 120
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Pleased to report when the dunce throwing sieg heils around opened up his new party announcement with “You’ve tried red. You’ve tried blue.” it did not go in the direction I expected 000
Karrionhardt 🇨🇦 @karrionhardt.bsky.social · 06/07/2025girl I hope you like bad boys because I am bad at mini golf 000
