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Warm-blooded mammal with all over body hair.

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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 15/10/2026
Shamelessly lifted from last time I answered this question: You probably wouldn't take career advice from a 16 year old, so don't be afraid to reassess your die-hard opinion of what you wanted to 'be' when you were younger.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 12/10/2026
World War Z Cars
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 27/09/2026
I know it won five Oscars and everything, but the Silence of the Lambs film should have ended with the main protagonists doing a rap during the credits.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 26/09/2026
One of the best things about being a parent is navigating the hellish landscape of badly made apps that you have to use to book appointments and pay for things for their schools.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 25/09/2026
Turning up to my job interview at Costa with my Starbucks iced coffee
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 18/09/2026
"Dr Whom" - he's quite posh and a bit of a stickler for grammar.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Rolling Scones
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 04/09/2026
Screen shot of the ISS piss tracker account
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 13/08/2026
Gozer: "choose the form of the destructor"
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 09/08/2026
Is this Mr Beast's latest bit?
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 05/08/2026
Am I going to die?
Silly clickbait screenshot saying I have probably been drinking water incorrectly my whole life
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 21/07/2026
"still got it" I say to myself as I read my latest LinkedIn sponsored message asking me to annotate data.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 14/07/2026
Live action, four hour re-telling of The Gruffalo
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 08/07/2026
This is my favourite use of AI: calm, composed summaries of YouTube videos that concern men of dubious moral fortitude
Funny ai summary of a YouTube video where some ruffian is challenging some other ruffian to a fight
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 06/07/2026
Scary still from the film Ju-on of a woman's face distorted and frozen in a camera shot
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 27/06/2026
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Jdgz...
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DOMi & JD BECK - TWO SHRiMPS (The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) ft. Mac DeMarco
YouTube video by DOMiAndJDBeckVEVO
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 25/06/2026
Posted before but: Pandas don't really exist, they are just people dressed up in costumes
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 20/06/2026
The Muppets Verwandlung
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 20/06/2026
I've done it, I've turned off all Duolingo notifications on my phone, I feel free.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 12/06/2026
Gonna start buying degrees from these places for my LLM instances, I think my git history would look weightier co-authored-by Dr Claude.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 16/05/2026
Funny image of Charlie Kelley from it's always sunny in Philadelphia
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 16/05/2026
Assuring myself I've still got it, whilst I turn up all the font size settings on my phone to max.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 03/05/2026
I've no time for lamb, they are all gamboling addicts
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 01/05/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Ma... Great film, just realised there's a whole circus metaphor running through it The clown makeup bit The elephant-like gas mask The tiny car they all pile into, clowns again The circus master Can't believe I've only just realised
en.wikipedia.org
Dead Man's Shoes (2004 film) - Wikipedia
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 17/04/2026
"They're eating the cats" Enjoying some lush coffee and dancehall at the cat cafe in Nottingham.
Sneaky black tree cat at the cat cafe in Nottingham
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 12/04/2026
First person to invent the full English breakfast: "cereal is great but I want to consume EVERY SINGLE bit of a pig, including its blood"
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 06/04/2026
Depluralize a movie 1 (Clue: it's got a Spartan in it)
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 30/03/2026
Nearly time for #TezDev 2026 at Hotel Martinez in Cannes #Tezos
Hotel Martinez in CannesBoats in harbour at Cannes Beachfront view at Cannes Promenade view at Cannes
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 27/03/2026
Congrats to my son who got a silver award for his trumpet playing today. Our surname isn't Murphy, but also congrats to Oscar winner Cillian Murphy if he too happened to get a trumpet playing award today.
Silver award certificate for my son Cillian who isn't called Cillian Murphy but that is who it is addressed to
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 26/02/2026
Sorry to be pompous but I feel I've hit an Isaac-Netero-in-his-late-40s blocker in my sudoku skills. I feel an immense gratitude to sudoku for shaping me into who I am now. The only way to show this gratitude is to do 10000 sudokus each day.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 26/02/2026
Have you noticed that red haired people seem to lack confidence? Everything they do, they do it gingerly.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 21/02/2026
What sound does a Welsh dog make? "Araf!"
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 02/02/2026
To save money, the Fat Controller starts fueling some of the engines with "farmer's diesel", leading Splatter prone to wild mood swings and fits of rage. Splatter is then convinced to enter the local, bare-knuckle scene where he unwittingly beats Dodge to death in a siding. Narrator: Alan Ford.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 11/01/2026
The local dump is probably the manliest place I go to on a semi-regular basis. Even more so now that the local library stopped hosting fight clubs.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 09/01/2026
Clouds are probably the biggest things we witness on a daily basis and completely disregard. Huge masses of water floating there, gigatons heavy and bigger than cities, bouncing into each other and wetting themselves, I'm just like "whatever"
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 06/01/2026
In the world of the Blues Brothers, that gig they do at the end is probably the worst gig any of the audience had ever been to: * Main act is so late that the janitor gets up to play * Eventually they play one song then leave in the middle of the second * The police lock everyone in the building
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 01/01/2026
Blwyddyn newydd dda pawb
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 28/12/2025
Just watching the new W&G film "Wallace & Gromit: The Yewtree Effect" A pretty harrowing tale, rendered in claymation, of the once-lovable Wallace's historic crimes.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 27/12/2025
The name bassoon implies the existence of lots of other oons of all shapes and sizes. Tenoroon, trebloon, sopranoon...
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 27/12/2025
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote? Mine's: "Give me the Avataring keys you Avataring Avatar-sucker"
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 24/12/2025
Uno +4 then +8, the worst kind of Christmas betrayal
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 23/12/2025
Serial killer level lyrics in modern popular music: "Your skin makes me cry" Creep, Radiohead
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 23/12/2025
What's with 80s action movies and bearer bonds? Die Hard, Beverley Hills Cop, I could go on (I won't).
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 21/12/2025
Fashion tips for 2026: I think bee-beards are going to make a comeback. Fly-beards for the more budget conscious.
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 21/12/2025
Christmas carol concerts are great, it's the one time of the year when you get to say words like "lo", "ye" and "abhors".
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 05/12/2025
So was "Somewhere in my heart" written by an LLM or what?
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 22/11/2025
So is fish the chicken of the sea or is chicken the fish of the land?
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 21/11/2025
The Hitcher from Mighty Boosh saying "oh yeah"
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 11/11/2025
First one of the year, fresh through the door. I'm going to save them for my grandkids; memorabilia from before the third world war.
A reform party leaflet that was posted through my door
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karoshibee @karoshibee.com · 03/11/2025
Today I have been initiated into the delights of the British Library Reading Room work culture.
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