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Sharon (she/her)

@karmaaster.bsky.social
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Geek of various and sundry fandoms, knitter, rabid bibliophile, and somebody who desperately wants the Fully-Automated Luxury Queer Space Communism that Star Trek keeps talking about.

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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I feel like certain gravesites in the future are going to have to be built with gutters just to deal with all the...liquid that they're going to accumulate.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Didn't they call it Star Wars?
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can it please be fall already? I'd still be depressed and filled with existential dread, but in a hoodie and ankle boots.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Isn't this how Maximum Overdrive started?
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Well, that IS his little human shield. Plus, it lets him torture the kid's mother who is supposed to be the one with custody.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
That is a glorious smile, indeed.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Trying to explain what the fishbowl effect is to people who've never worn glasses is fun. But the new glasses ARE better, definitely.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Certain politicians are all flustered and noisy about other countries having access to nuclear weapons but seemingly have forgotten that AMERICA is the only country that has deployed them against another nation.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Oh, what an absolute lovebug!
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Remember, on this day, one who died to save us all and rose again to great rejoicing. #FirstContactDay
A revived Spock at the end of Star Trek 3 with a futuristic minimalist font reading He Is Risen.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I love your love beams, Gonzo. I also love you.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Jane Wickline is a treasure. She's not Kate McKinnon, but a treasure nonetheless.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Maybe they were just cold and needed to rest for a bit.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
You're a true giver, Gonzo.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Well, we all have a lot of anger and frustration to blow off right now, don't we?
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Well, that's why one changes it, right? *rimshot*
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I still consider the premise of the episode "Darmok" extremely clever and imaginative, but from a purely linguistics viewpoint, I can't even BEGIN to imagine how one could realistically have a language evolve that way. Picard's recitation of the Epic of Gilgamesh is still freaking legend, though.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I could get down with being able to completely change my face.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Forgive me, Mr. Jennings, I was unfamiliar with your magnificent levels of game.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Granite is a gneiss rock. #rimshot
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Time travel is complex that way.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I like libraries. Sometimes I hang out at the public library on days off or if I have short day at work and just read and knit for a while. Very relaxing. Especially if I can get a chess game in.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Oh, I chose the side without actual Nazis on it a long time ago.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
So he's, like, BLESSED Blessed.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ah, so he truly IS Blessed.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Redwaaaaaaall!
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Hey, you know why the deer couldn't cross the toll road? Because she was a buck short.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Exactly. I like to think that's why they're having such a hard time recruiting more goons. People know Trump will fall from power one day and they damn well don't want to have to answer the hard questions that will come from supporting his regime.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
I trust anyone from this administration about as far as I can hurl a semi truck.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Well, yes. But sometimes what's right isn't always legal. People who helped slaves escape through the Underground Railroad were doing something illegal, but morally correct. People who hid their Jewish friends and neighbors during the Holocaust were doing the right thing, not the legal one.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Occasionally I find it kind of wild that my birthday is neatly sandwiched between those of Mickey Mouse and Harold Ramis.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Thank you!
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
So, we had a Persian kitty come in who looked like Wilfred Brimley. And I had to Google who that was for younger coworkers. Because I am middle aged. It's my birthday, by the way.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Not just a right, a moral obligation. Someday, Trump and his goons will be out of power and you don't wanna destroy your career, your honor, or your soul for such a vile creature.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Good morning to our armed service members who should be reminded that you not only have the right, you have a moral OBLIGATION to refuse illegal orders.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
...and those grapes were sour anyway.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The fuzzy belly is a trap, isn't it?
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
"Do it to Julia! Do it to Julia!"
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
How shall Gonzo Get His Groove Back?
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
What happens if I don't donate? Do I get a cage of starving rats gnawing at my face?
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I quit my job to pursue archeology. Now my career is in ruins.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
My new phone case arrived, so now I have a nice sturdy one that ISN'T held together with superglue and tape! Look, it makes ME happy, okay?
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
And Sandor Claws is watching you!
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Because he has become ungovernable.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Who was it?
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Use your powers and privilege for good, middle aged white men!
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Gaiman pissed me the fuck off. I hope he enjoys hell because that's where he's going.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
And by "napping in my lap" I mean "sprawled across me so I can't actually get up." He's a good sized dog.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I just desperately need Dan Aykroyd to continue to be a decent person because I have had a crush on him for many many years.
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Sharon (she/her) @karmaaster.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Well, yeah, but I currently have a dog napping in my lap and he's quite cozy.
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