iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 20/09/2026

This little doc is pure joy, and to think it all started with a last-minute doodle, and to think it'll be over soon.... www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsUF...

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 19/09/2026

Is this real? Honestly, nobody knows.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 06/08/2026

It finally happened. It came up. And you know what? It was distinctly underwhelming. Life.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 08/06/2026

Old photo. Real place. Hidden fox.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 03/06/2026

Translation for non-Dutch speakers: "They live in the part of England ... called Wales." Oh @nieuws.nos.nl. Sut y gallet ti?

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 02/06/2026

Every time I read one of these, John Kennedy moves up my shitlist. How the fuck do they sleep at night? Like babies of course. No conscience. Piece of cake.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 01/06/2026

Haha. This is my niece. Life. Insane.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 29/05/2026

OMFG. It’s not a popular fucking phrase. It’s an episode of major retardation. It’s a harbinger of the apocalypse. What the fuck is going on? "AI can make mistakes" AI can fucking do one. Aaaaaaaaaand relax.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 28/05/2026

I love this picture of me and my baby sister Gwendolen, who had congenital hypertrichosis, which some people, rather cruelly, called "werewolf syndrome". She used to have werewolf syndrome, but she's alright nowooooooooh. Today we say follicularly challenged. But she still looks like a wookie.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 28/05/2026

His name was George, but when I named him, I thought he was a lady. I realised he wasn't a lady when he started humping his sister from another mother, Maddie. Dirty George. We had to chop his balls off for that. That learned him. Sweet George.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 28/05/2026

Awwwww. I miss this little guy...

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 23/05/2026

well you don't see this every day

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 21/05/2026

All this folksy shit makes the grift even more infuriating. I really despise Senator John Kennedy....

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 10/04/2026

A man just cycled by with a large black cat on his shoulders. Why can't all of life be that? I didn't get a photo but I bet someone else has. Yep. This is the fella....

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 08/04/2026

Jesus Christ, the grift literally never ends...

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 07/04/2026

I never used to believe in the Devil. I still don't but this fucker is pretty close.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 24/03/2026

I am about to go into hospital for a jaw bone graft. I feel as sick as a parrot. But not this parrot. This parrot rules.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 18/03/2026

This is the extent of my fact-checking but yeah ... Ima go with it.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 11/03/2026

At Zaanse Schans this morning. I said, "Tickets please." He said, "Put it on my bill."

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 09/03/2026

I just found this and it made me smile.

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 06/03/2026

So I still have to put up with the delusions of humanity, but I have a shirt-cut to nipping it in the bud now...

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Karl Webster @karlwebster.com · 06/03/2026

This is from my own particular ChatGPT adventure – for which I do not pay, incidentally, and neither should you – but I do play – and I use it a lot and for many many things, and I cannot deny it: it is invaluable, and brilliant. BUT! It is also extremely annoying. And so, this is my...