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Karl Kuszaj

@karlkuszaj.bsky.social
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Husband 🏳️‍🌈, dog dad to three 🐩, extroverted introvert, and believe if you can’t say something nice, say something clever but devastating 😉 My claim to fame is in high school I was voted most likely to interrupt.

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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 1h
The Orange Dingus said “let them” hit Los Angeles and San Diego three times, then blamed fake news for quoting him. Apparently, “America First” includes suggested targets and a free denial. I definitely miss when these mental flip-flops weren’t a daily event. newrepublic.com/post/216440/...
newrepublic.com
Trump Pulls 180 After Telling Iran to Bomb California Three Times
Donald Trump suddenly claims he never made the comments.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 2h
In a post on X, Rep. Jim McGovern slammed the Orange Dingus’ push to rebrand Artificial Intelligence as Super Intelligence. This comes after Trump issued a directive to all federal agencies to replace AI with SI in official documents and gave a 60-day deadline for proposed legislative definitions.
Trump: The White House considers anyone that uses the termẠArtificial Intelligence," as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, "Super Intelligence," THE ENEMY!

Jim McGovern: The American people consider anyone who uses the terms, "Gulf of America' and "Lake America' as opposed to the highly accepted and more accurate terms. Gulf of Mexico and
"Lake Ontario," as IN A CULT!
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 2h
The Orange Dingus is being urged by a convicted election clerk to have his administration seize ballots across the country and hand count them, and one of his former Justice Department officials says the president is taking the idea seriously. States run elections. Not the White House.
A convicted Colorado election clerk sat in Trump's Oval Office this week pitching a plan to seize ballots nationwide and hand count them. Her lawyer says Trump won't give up power again and openly talked about civil war. A former Trump DOJ official says the president is taking it seriously. This is a plan to steal the midterms in plain sight. Make sure everyone knows it.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 5h
An accurate statement for sure.
THERE'S MORE PLASTIC IN THIS
PICTURE THAN A LEGO SET!
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 6h
Scary 🫣
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 6h
Eric Deters, the former Trump donor at the center of The Wall Street Journal's Guilfoyle bombshell, sat down with MS NOW's Peter Alexander and did not hold back. Alexander asked if the $100,000 Amex request was a quid pro quo. Deters' answer: "It absolutely was a quid pro quo." Not at all surprised.
THIS IS AMAZING: THE TRUMP DONOR AT THE
CENTER OF THE GUILFOYLE SCANDAL JUST
WENT ON MS NOW AND CALLED HER "A
GRIFTER." ERIC DETERS SAYS THE $100,000
AMEX REQUEST WAS "ABSOLUTELY" A QUID
PRO QUO. HER LAWYER DISPUTES THE TEXTS.
THE GUY WHO HAS THEM IS TALKING.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 6h
For the past two years the Orange Dingus and Republicans haven’t accomplished a single thing that actually benefits America or the American people and they’ve driven our country $5 trillion deeper into debt doing it. There is no other word for that than failure.
THIS CONVICTED FELON HAS LITERALLY DONE NOTHING THIS TERM EXCEPT RENAME BODIES OF WATER, ENRICH HIMSELF & HIS EPSTEIN PALS, PARDON JAN 6TH COP BEATERS, GET US INTO A WAR HE'S TOO DUMB TO GET OUT OF, DISMANTLE OUR DEMOCRACY ONE GUARDRAIL AT A TIME, SET NEW WORLD RECORDS FOR LYING AND SPEND OUR TAX DOLLARS ON TACKY RENOVATIONS NOBODY ASKED FOR.
THAT'S LITERALLY IT.
HE'S A FRAUD AND A FAILURE.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 6h
The Orange Dingus wanted the Nobel Peace Prize; Navi Pillay won it and offered him a punchline instead. Apparently, demanding credit for peace while waging war still isn’t an award-winning strategy. Better hide the ketchup. www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-despe...
thedailybeast.com
Nobel Peace Prize Winner Immediately Humiliates Loser Trump
The president missed out on the one award he craves most.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 17h
He certainly did.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 21h
Yes, please.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 22h
Can't say I don't agree with her.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 23h
What an absolute idiot. When asked to define his personal definition of socialism, JD Vance said that, in the “American context,” it means replacing American workers with foreign workers and boys being allowed to play in girls’ sports.
Q: How do you define socialism personally?

Vance: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports....
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’d be mildly curious to see this.
A LOVE STORY IN REVERSE.
how I met your mother DVD 
THE COMPLETE FIRST SEASON
Picturing Epstein, Trump, and Melania.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There couldn’t be a more fitting image of the Orange Dingus; disgusting inside and out. Thank you, Europe, for showing the world who he really is. If the world was laughing at us before, I think this statue shows us all what it’s doing now.
DONALD TRUMP CLAIMS THAT AMERICA HAS NEVER BEEN MORE RESPECTED AROUND THE WORLD NOW THAT HE IS PRESIDENT.
FUNNY, I DON'T REMEMBER NAKED, BLOATED, GROTESQUE STATUES OF ANY OTHER AMERICAN PRESIDENTS DISPLAYED IN EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
With Republicans facing a midterm wipeout, Trump is doing the double-dick dance through safe red districts and insisting the empty seats are thrilled. Apparently, his plan to save Congress is to find smaller rooms and call the applause a landslide. Sad. newrepublic.com/article/2163...
newrepublic.com
This Is What Trump Panic Looks Like
Rallies in blood-red districts, endless tweetstorms, and lots of dancing
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Orange Dingus is reportedly weighing fresh Iran strikes to rescue Republicans from the political damage of his Iran war. Nothing says “I fixed it” like bombing the problem again, this time with an election deadline. www.thedailybeast.com/leak-reveals...
thedailybeast.com
Leak Reveals Trump Plot for Stunning Election-Day Surprise
The president is plotting a major move as his party faces disaster.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I never thought of it that way.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m a little surprised this hasn’t happened already. If anyone in this world has ever deserved to be struck by lightning based solely on his actions, it would be the Orange Dingus.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Orange Dingus is famous for not paying his bills, so this does raise a very interesting question.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Absolutely, indeed 😁🤣
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not sure how I missed this nugget. The Orange Dingus insists mail voting is inherently corrupt, unless he’s doing it or Republicans need the votes. Apparently, election integrity comes with a partisan return envelope. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...
nytimes.com
Trump, Critic of Voting by Mail, Urges Republicans to Do It in Midterms (Gift Article)
It was the latest mixed messaging from President Trump, who regularly votes by mail, but has made baseless claims that the practice is “inherently corrupt.”
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pepperidge Farm remembers 😉
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As I’ve said before, thinking of the hundreds of times he referred to his predecessor as “Sleepy Joe Biden,” it proves once again that projection is guilt’s favorite disguise.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well put.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yikes.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And MAGA just doesn't see it.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dare to dream . . .
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’d be fine too.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A gold statue of a naked Orange Dingus just went on display inside the European Parliament. Called "Orange Plague," shows him holding a long gold club and sitting on the shoulders of a smaller man. It's by Danish artist Jens Galschiot and is coated in 23-karat gold. Yikes.
THIS IS AMAZING: A 2.5 METER GOLD STATUE OF A NAKED TRUMP SITTING ON THE BACK OF A SMALLER MAN JUST WENT ON DISPLAY INSIDE THE EUROPEAN PARLIAMENT. THE DANISH LAWMAKER WHO INVITED THE ARTIST SAYS ANYONE TOO THIN-SKINNED TO HANDLE IT HAS NO PLACE ON THE WORLD STAGE. THANK YOU, PER CLAUSEN, FOR BRINGING IT TO STRASBOURG.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Because of Pete Hegseth incompetence thousands of our sailors and marines were living in such deplorable conditions for such a long period of time that several of them attempted to take their lives. And now this idiot really thinks he’s the first person they want to see when they return home?
"THE SERVICE MEMBERS ABOARD THE USS ABRAHAM LINCOLN ARE ARRIVING BACK TO SAN DIEGO TOMORROW AFTER BEING DEPLOYED AT SEA FOR 260 DAYS DURING WARTIME. IF THAT WASN'T HARD ENOUGH, KEGSBREATH IS COMING TO SAN DIEGO TO MEET WITH THEM.
BRO - YOU ARE THE LAST PERSON THESE SAILORS WANT TO SEE."
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Susan Collins understands your healthcare struggles: she went uninsured for one whole year in 1994 while running for governor. Troy Jackson’s face supplied the sympathy this heroic tale deserved. I'm certainly "concerned" she didn't have health care for a year. www.thedailybeast.com/must-win-mag...
thedailybeast.com
Must-Win Republican Senator Roasted for Bonkers Debate Answer
Democrat Troy Jackson gave Susan Collins an epic facial response.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kash Patel’s FBI apparently found a new threat to national security: Democrats winning elections. Nothing says “law and order” like using taxpayer money for partisan attack ads that certainly violate the law. And what's wrong with his eye in the picture below? newrepublic.com/post/216292/...
newrepublic.com
Why the Hell Is Kash Patel’s FBI Making Campaign Ads?
Patel has turned the bureau into a P.R. agency for Donald Trump.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
RFK Jr. wants Americans to stop trusting medical experts and start trusting chatbots, because nothing says “natural health” like Silicon Valley sponsors. MAHA moms wanted a seat at the table; instead, they got a subscription to Dr. Algorithm. Seems about right. www.thedailybeast.com/rfk-jr-spark...
thedailybeast.com
RFK Jr. Sparks MAHA Fury With His Artificial Health Fix
How many calories are in ChatGPT?
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“I love the poorly educated." ~Donald Trump Education leads to critical thinking. Critical thinking leads to empathy. Empathy leads to wisdom. Ignorance leads to fear. Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering people are easy to manipulate. That's what this graph shows.
Proportion of Registered Democrats/Republicans Among Faculty at Elite U.S. Universities Excludes Independents/Non-Registered/Other Party
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Clearly a case of stupidity without bounds.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This tells you all you need to know.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Speaking Monday night in Nebraska, the Orange Dingus said, "Let them take out Los Angeles. Let them take out San Diego." Newsom wasted no time. He called the remarks disgusting and disqualifying, and called Trump deranged and dangerous, which is being quite generous in my opinion.
BREAKING NEWS
THIS IS AMAZING: TRUMP TOLD A NEBRASKA CROWD THAT IRAN SHOULD BE LET TO TAKE OUT LOS ANGELES AND SAN DIEGO. GAVIN NEWSOM WASN'T HAVING IT. HE CALLED TRUMP DISGUSTING AND DISQUALIFYING AND PROMISED TO KEEP CALLING IT OUT EVERY SINGLE DAY. THANK YOU, GAVIN, FOR STANDING UP FOR MILLIONS OF AMERICANS.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think they freak out from the appalling odor of the Orange Dingus and the extraordinarily tacky gold embellishments of the White House. And yes, none of it helps the average American afford the essentials.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Republican Senator Eric Schmitt has his eyes pecked out after mistaking a wild hawk for an Iowa Hawkeye women's basketball player, and trying to pet it.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Does this really shock anyone? Of course any company with the Orange Dingus' name is going to promote a substandard product and be a total cash grab from his MAGA cult. I'm a little surprised that it took this long to have a security breach.
BREAKING NEWS
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TRUM OBLE
TRUMP MOBILE
THIS IS HILARIOUS: TRUMP MOBILE JUST GOT HACKED AND 3,615 CUSTOMERS HAD THEIR HOME ADDRESSES LEAKED. THE GANG SAYS THE COMPANY'S RESPONSE WAS THAT THEY HAVE NO TEAM TO HANDLE IT. THE TRUMP ORGANIZATION'S OWN CIO, THE GUY IN CHARGE OF SECURITY, WAS IN THE LEAK TOO.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Orange Dingus declared his Ohio gym rally packed, explaining that the empty seats were merely victims of “migration.” Naturally, his solution to inconvenient photos was to demand arrests, because nothing proves popularity like threatening the press. newrepublic.com/post/216226/...
newrepublic.com
Trump Throws Full-Fledged Tantrum Over Reports on His Latest Rally
Donald Trump insisted his Ohio event was “packed.” Photos show otherwise.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Orange Dingus' Nebraska rally featured scrambled names, a battle with the word “screen,” and an exit requiring extra exploration. Apparently, making America great again starts with remembering whom you’re insulting and locating the curtain. www.thedailybeast.com/confused-don...
thedailybeast.com
Confused Trump, 80, Suffers String of Mental Slips Onstage
The octogenarian president began glitching mid-speech.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is brilliant - and completely accurate.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes 😉
Trump: We will pass the death penalty for large scale drug dealers, human traffickers, and anybody who ever kills a police officer or law enforcement official.

Melanie D'Arrigo: Trump pardoned over 100 drug dealers, pardoned a cop killer, and is currently protecting the pedophiles and human traffickers in the Epstein files.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Orange Dingus knows more about everything than anybody anywhere in the world.
I know more about inflation; I know more about everything than anybody in this room. Anybody anywhere in the world.
-Trump
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Republicans have been destroying public education in America for the last 5 decades for a reason. Sad.
I'll take $5,000 dollars over socialism.
It's not a hard choice.
Vote RED!

IF YOU COULD CAPTURE THE STUPIDITY OF THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN PARTY IN JUST ONE
TWEET THIS MIGHT BE IT. WHO WANTS TO TELL HER?
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
According to White House print pool reporter Katie Rogers, people began streaming out from an upper deck and from seats along the side of the auditorium once the speech hit the 45-minute mark. Around that point, the president recited "The Snake" and dedicated it to the town of Springfield, Ohio.
THIS IS HILARIOUS: TRUMP'S OHIO RALLY STARTED EMPTYING OUT AT THE
45-MINUTE MARK. PEOPLE WERE STREAMING FOR THE EXITS WHILE HE READ A POEM CALLED "THE SNAKE." ANOTHER RALLY, ANOTHER FLOP. THE ENTHUSIASM IS GONE.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
First off, governments aren’t businesses. Secondly, if you’re going to elect a businessperson as president maybe don’t pick one who’s created more debt than profits and gone bankrupt 6 times.
IN 2015 WHEN OUR NATIONAL DEBT WAS S19 TRILLION DONALD TRUMP SAID IF HE WAS ELECTED PRESIDENT HE WOULD RUN OUR COUNTRY LIKE ONE OF HIS BUSINESS.
OUR NATIONAL DEBT IS NOW $40 TRILLION.
THAT MAY HAVE BEEN THE ONE TRUE THING HE'S EVER SAID.
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He better watch out.
Careful, JD ..
Hegseth Hates Beards
(And You've Got 2)
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Karl Kuszaj @karlkuszaj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
All talk and no action, as always. Long before the Orange Dingus was ever in politics, I always said “I never knew of anyone else who could say so many words and yet say nothing at the same time.” That is still true today.
THAT ORANGE CHILD PREDATOR IS PROMISING EVERYTHING AFTER THE MIDTERMS THAT HE PROMISED AFTER THE ELECTION, AND THE MAGA IDIOTS KEEP FALLING FOR IT. IT'S EMBARRASSING.
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