The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Should have searched Sommer first for local place that sells Middleswarth bbq chips. 120
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Goodbye everyone. A lot to take in and I am now overwhelmed and exhausted being told I don’t have much longer. To my fans, thanks for riding it out with me x❤️💔 030
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 27/08/2025When your body’s too dumb to realize why you’re wearing that clunky diaper in first place. 010
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I remember seeing excellent rig a mural has put together so he can do everything from his recliner (being physically challenged) but don’t remember handle. If this is you pls send by Dm as I really to update mine 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 19/08/2025New Superman movie is pretty pointless. Lex Luthor comes out the gate too strong and so we get a mystery movie disguised as a Superman movie with backplot filled in as we go. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 11/08/2025The list of foods I can’t eat is growing fast. I can tell taste by the smell. There are 3 notes of scent that give me the red flag to not eat. Actually nearly vomited eating a bowl of white rice & black beans. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 06/08/2025If the Dem’s truly have avantage due to gerrymandering, there would be Moe Dem districts in TX 010
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 05/08/2025So, I fell asleep during a show and thinking isleld slept throughout the night, look at my clock & was to SEE that I had ONLY slept for about hour and was wide awake 🤬🤬🤬🤬 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 04/08/2025First time pension arrived in the mail today. Officially old (that & this skeet kept having to be redone Besides of so many typos ). Get a fix on that BS & make a more iPad BS with bigger keyboard allows for further typo!🤬 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Welp, the 3rd try wasn’t a charm for my glasses. They work fine casual TV watching, but for their true purpose long distance/ driving, left eye yes, right eye NFW! So I guess I’ll be wearing an eyepatch over the right eye when driving. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 30/07/2025With my taste buds literally destroyed, and foods I love tasting like 💩, I’m almost afraid to taste my favorite pies. 010
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Welp, going in the pool for exercise was a mistake 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 24/07/2025What time of day do normal people play COD BO6? 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 23/07/20252nd time was most definitely NOT the charm with an attempt to get my prescription right for my eyes. Another week I’ll get new frames to see if it was the frames too small or the eye doctor is 💩 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Don’t tell old recliner that the new recliner arrives tomorrow. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Holy 💩! RIP Ozzy & condolences to his family 😥😭media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a man singing into a microphone with his mouth open .Alt: a black and white photo of a man singing into a microphone with his mouth open . Ozzy Osbourne. 010
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Holy hell! Yeah, this latest eye prescription is waaaay off. Had to have my wife take over driving because I couldn’t see right to safely continue driving. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 22/07/2025The way Malcolm Jamal Warner died is why I refuse to swim in the ocean. It tried to get me once with a rip current when I was a child, I’m not giving it a second try. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 21/07/2025OMG the Percocet may have lessened the knee pain, but made up 4 it with nausea, thigh & back pain that was worse than the knee pain ever got to. Looked it up & found out it’s basically oxy. Which the above side effects are what I get with oxy. I even told the nurse, no morphine. No oxy. No narcotics 110
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Next time someone says “I wish there was something to do for you,” or,” is there something I could do for you,” I’m going to say, “yes, trade me your health.” See how fast they squirrel away or change the subject. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 21/07/2025Trip to the ER was a waste of time & money. Couldn’t drain the swollen knee, just gave Percocet & wrapped the knee with compression bandage & showed me the door. 🤬 100
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Should change my PSN name to YesisuckatCOD. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Right thigh feels like someone is trying to cut it off with a hacksaw & right knee is swollen 2x size of left knee. Left knee must feel left out so it’s grinding bone on bone when using walker. Guess it’s time to visit ER. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Could never master the slide/fire in COD. Am always pushing the wrong buttons(for everything else,too. 010
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Feeling odd …don’t know to describe it other than off/odd/weird. Went out to the store today with the wife (1st time in a while getting out) & feels temps were over 100. Could’ve gotten heat stroke from it or maybe reaction to Starbucks summer berries lemonade. 010
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 19/07/2025Our pool has become the worst money pit we have. We spend so much time in a losing the battle over green/yellow algae, that it would probably cost less to fill it with dirt. 200
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 19/07/2025If I had the $$$, I’d buy a PS5 with the COD bundle & just mindlessly play as I sit here waiting to die. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I think the thing that pisses me off the most of my journey is they’re saying there’s nothing more they can do. No more chemo, no more radiation, no more immunotherapy. Just sit back & wait to die. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 18/07/2025CBS is crazy to end The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. WTF CBS?! Guess I shouldn’t worry about not living to 2026 now. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Amazing still how I never realized how high the seats sat in my suv until i had to try & get in from wheelchair (not to mention feeling drained as hell after heaving 3 or days off finally feeling better. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 15/07/2025I’m forbidding mirrors from now on. Startling how when you haven’t seen your reflection in a while you end up seeing it & you look like a Halloween decoration. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 14/07/2025I could see getting screwed over for a plumbing job on this old house. But 3 times?! 1 company dug up a trench inside the kitchen & swore they replaced half of houses bad cast iron with pvc. Nope…just a fraction of that another company said they would replace bad cast iron run with pvc. Nope👇 100
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 14/07/2025What do others with CHF(or CHD) do to make them selves feel normal again. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Nothing like a little mental breakdown that lasted for about a week & you said some things to family member you shouldn’t have to get the blood flowing. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Yesterday felt like days stitched into 1. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Odd observations on current stage hallucinations: people here that always here, house seems to tilted up towards south & down on the other side. I watched as black rounded screw head turned into a fat, round, spider do a 360 & turn. Back into a🕷️ 100
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 07/07/2025So the entire time we were rushing out of the house and to office aptly acknowledged to be waste of time. But that story would’ve been so7+American. So, anyway•forty afternoons later and I was only hearing you were going to, we handed in the ’paperwork⛽️ a💥🍊🍊away we sped those .03 miles … 100
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Now I have to figure out was real & im being paranoid, or my spouse is just telling me truth. She says that they’re wasn’t anyone in the house but I us& never spoke to anyone. I’m finding that hard to swallow & yet have to go along with everything …classic paranoia. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Dr green, one the oncologist at the cancer center said aloud and loud for all to hear, “there seems be a great conspiracy against this family and what was kept from them 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 04/07/2025This dyskinesia is driving me crazy. Took me 20 minutes to put in my password correctly, I nearly dropped my glass of water, & made so my typos on this skeet, that I’ve had retype portions over & over. 🤬 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Ramble on, ramble on. He’s including his incompetent greatest hits. I tried to turn subtitles, but the TV just turns itself off. 000
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Not big fan of falling. Can’t get myself back up due to having the strength of a toddler. But this body thought it would funny in having me fall for 3rd time. Heading back to my recliner after a trip to the toilet, I started my turn, as I always do, to sit down, room spun & faceplanted the seat👇 100
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 03/07/2025It’s like trying to put clothing on a toddler! 🍊💩🤡🤡 has had signs created with “Alligator Alcatraz” & hung on the entrance gates to this debacle concentration camp. 010
The Obscure Cartoonist @karlkleese.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Daughter surprised me by taking some days off to come down & be here for me to help with things. She left about 10 minutes ago to go home & I haven’t stopped crying…that Hall & Oates & Paul Young song keeps playing my head. Everytime you go away, you take a piece of me, with you. 000