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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

BREAKING: Bad Bunny to deliver “Alternative State of the Union” address Tuesday entirely in Spanish

Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Future headline, March 15, 2026: After Melania documentary fails to sweep the Oscars, Trump orders ICE to deport all Na’vi and tells Kristen Welker that US control of Unobtanium is vital for world peace

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

"Shabby chic" would be a terrible decorating scheme for an airplane

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Office-holding Democrats: Stop asking me for donations and DO SOMETHING

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

“If Ted Cruz leaves the state, The ice storm will be great.” - Near-Future Traditional Texas Winter Forecast Saying

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Once you see the Tesla logo is an IUD, you’ll never be able to not see it again.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Self-cut some bangs last night and while the results are not great, happy to discover this morning that I had also cut off several inches of fucks in the process

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

BREAKING: State Department Changes Official Font Again After Learning of the Existence of Sharpie Font

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

BREAKING: American Airlines has rescheduled the award ceremony for their inaugural peace prize so that the medal can be restamped in gold at the recipient’s request

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

A good Jeopardy category would be Pirate Jokes. Ken would say for instance, “George Arrrr Arrrr Martin,” and someone would buzz in and ask, “Who is a pirate’s favorite author?”

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Can’t help but notice GOP leadership was not raptured

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Real talk: How close are we to just declaring people witches?

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Everyone remember to fly your false flags at half-mast this week

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Successful community depends on taking care of each other. At some point we figured out that as soft, juicy creatures with small teeth, odds of survival were greater working together than when we pushed each other in front of oncoming sabertooths, and we were right. I hope we will not forget this.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

NFL team names are way long. From now on, let’s abbreviate them like so: The Dalboys The Phigles The Tampaneers The LArgers The Clowns etc.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

Kudos to Count Von Count, teaching young children numbers 1-10 for years while himself having only 8 fingers.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

If the rumors are true, the future of MAGA belongs to whomever pulls off the best and fastest Weekend at Bernie’s act.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

I opened the fridge and a pineapple tumbled out at me, and I coined my new favorite word on the spot. “PINEAPPLELANCHE!” Now I’m sad at the thought I may never have another valid opportunity to use my new word. It’s been a real rollercoaster over here.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

Fall semester 2025: 4 out of every 2 cars on campus is a Waymo. The kids are going to forget how to drive the way they’ve forgotten how to write in cursive or make change

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

America’s final weather report will be delivered by the last remaining U.S.-trained meteorologist from an undisclosed location paid for by George Clooney, trying desperately to convince anyone still listening that the eclipse is NOT in fact a monster trying to eat the moon.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

Wii Sports Tennis, but the racket is a bug zapper, it’s summer, and you’re outside in Texas at dusk. So also kinda like Space Invaders.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Watching Platonic season 1. How much more fun life must be when one has the ability to render realistic dongs in oil paint!

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 09/08/2025

Betcha didn’t know loofahs grow on trees

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

After the zombie apocalypse, will they even bother having Ren Faires?

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

7 Seconds is more than just a band I listened to sometimes in high school. It’s also the perfect amount of time to to slightly soften butter in the microwave.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

In the 90s, Ozzy visired bookstore where I worked. He goes to cafe, orders a pastry, my friend waits on him. Friend: Would you like it heated? Ozzy: WUT?? Friend: WOULD. YOU. LIKE. IT. THE. PASTRY. HEATED.? Ozzy: OF COURSE I'm going to eat it, what, do you think I'm going to shove it up me ass?!

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

I have an idea for a news site plug-in.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Happy July Fourth, on which we celebrate the day a bunch of immigrants kicked a king out of the United States.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

If any U.S. election was truly stolen, it was the 1990 Oscar for Best Picture that didn’t go to the only film that year that deserved it: Rockula

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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 26/06/2025

To a firework, your body is sentient gelatin. Nothing more. Nothing less. Remember that and use fireworks safely this July 4th.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

@Democrats That “enemy of my enemy” thing is automatically voided by a Nazi salute.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

You can tell Don is the evil Everly Brother because he’s always the one standing on the left.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Harvard University is offering FREE online courses on the Constitutional foundations of the US government, US public policy, citizen politics and public engagement, US institutions, prescription drug regulation, preventing the next pandemic, and more.

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Browse the latest Government courses from Harvard University.

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Summer horror blockbuster plot: For vague Science reasons, chihuahuas are suddenly HUGE. Will the human race survive?

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Karla Kapow @karlakapow.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Kids, let me tell you the story of a podcaster by the name of Orson Welles, way back in nineteen hundred and thirbitty-eight.

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