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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 26/09/2026

Clicking on TapJoy ads for mobile game currency is pretty much always an obnoxious experience, but today there's right-wing propaganda in my annoying ads. Fuck off with this one, warmongers.

Screenshot of a banner ad that says, "A nuclear Iran is a threat to the whole world" with an AI-generated image of a billowing gray mushroom cloud with the radioactivity symbol traced in red and a blue half-dome over it.

Screenshot of another frame from the same banner ad that says, "America and Israel stand together against terror. Join us." The background image depicts a city skyline. On the right, an Israeli flag and an American flag are side by side.

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 03/09/2026

Saw this Venn diagram in a private Facebook group and it was relevant. It's me! (Though my cannabis is taken in tincture form. No smoking, please!) Image credit: www.instagram.com/do_you_grok_...

Colorful Venn diagram with four circles labeled Neurospicy, Ethical Non-Monogamy, Nerd, and 420. Where they intersect, it says Me. There are cute hand-drawn icons (a brain, hearts, glasses, a rocketship, a d20, and a cannabis leaf) decorating each respective circle. The artist signed the image with their Instagram handle: do you grok yet (with underscores between the words)

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 13/08/2026

Still only one donation EVER on my GFM to help offset the cost of my trip to London to meet my dying friend. Can you chip in a few dollars to help a #queer #disabled #AuDHD power wheelchair user pay for an accessible hotel room? www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-me... #MutualAid #TransCrowdFund

Cartoonified picture of me, a fat white femme in a power wheelchair weating a straw hat, sunglasses, and a fairy t-shirt. Text reads: Help me meet my dying friend in London. Organized by Karistina Lafae. $450 to goal. Donate now!

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 04/08/2026

A planned trip to London has become more urgent - and expensive - than it was in June. Can you donate a few dollars to help me cover the expenses to meet my dying friend? www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-me...

Text reads: Help me meet my dying friend in London. $500 to goal. Donate now! Accompanied by a cartoonified photo of me (Karistina Lafae), a white femme nonbinary person, in my power wheelchair, wearing dark cat-eye sunglasses, a straw hat, and a t-shirt that says "Don't make me use my wand."

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 10/06/2026

I'm often stressed when I sleep, too. I did a sleep study, and they could only offer me CBT for my delayed REM sleep, which is apparently caused by several of my necessary medications that I cannot stop taking. Here's my entire sleep graph for last night.

My Garmin Body Battery screenshot showing that my body was experiencing stress instead of rest for my entire eight hours of sleep last night

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 16/05/2026

Here's a picture of the flowers I got from #MyGardenTale today. This is the fastest I've ever received a bouquet I've won... I only won it last week!

Floral bouquet of pink roses, pink carnations, white Gerbera daisies, and a message card from My Garden Tale

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 23/04/2026

I just received my second bouquet from My Garden Tale, and I've got a third one coming, too! This one was delivered by an actual florist in a vase, rather than mailed with no vase like the first one. So pretty!

Photo of colorful flower bouquet in a clear glass vase featuring bright yellow sunflowers and mini variety, red Peruvian lilies, purple staice, green button mums, and some decorative green leaves.

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 15/04/2026

Here are two screenshots. The first is what I see when I click on your username. The second shows your bio only after I've clicked on the link to your profile FROM that page.

Screenshot of deck blue's username, showing number of posts, following, and followers, but not their bio

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 12/04/2026

Who said that autistic characters can't Get It? ♾️🍆🔞 THE SPACE BETWEEN delivers an autistic lead who doesn't need to overcome himself to GET what he WANTS. He's there: sensory-aware, direct, and fully committed to the swapping experiment. 🩷💜💙 amzn.to/4tdJH4e #AutismAcceptanceMonth #ShortReads

Man in a colorful button-down shirt against a brown background. He has a tangle of curly dark hair, a full beard, and wears glasses.

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 07/04/2026

Just realized that the quoted post will go away when I block them, so here's a screenshot. Go ahead and block @bill-has-chickens.bsky.social

Screenshot of post from user @bill-has-chickens.bsky.social, display name "Antifa Adherent," that says:

When this is over, we need to round up, neuter/spay and permanently deport every voting age person who didn't vote for Harris. And not because I love Harris.

Posted on April 7, 2026 at 10:04:21 with 45 replies and 24 quotes.

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 03/04/2026

The weather outside is freezing, but inside... it's steamy. ❄️🔥 THE SPACE BETWEEN has replaced CROSSING BOUNDARIES as my most popular erotic short story! 99 cents to buy, or free with KU! www.amazon.com/Space-Betwee... #Erotica #Romance #BookSky #SpicyReads

A tablet displays the cover for The Space Between, COVID-Era wife swap literary erotica by Karistina Lafae.

Accompanying text reads:

Literary erotica. COVID-consicous, wife swap, group sex, autistic character, people of color. Search for "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 28/03/2026

Disability justice is inherently opposed to this administration. Disability justice is inherently opposed to this administration. Disability justice is inherently opposed to this administration. #NoKings #VirtualNoKings

Screenshot from the Virtual No Kings Zoom chat.

VG: One of my neighbors stole my Protect Democracy sign, but I found where they dump.

RI: What about No Kings?

Karistina Lafae: Disability justice is inherently opposed to this administration.

Karistina's post has multiple blue heart and fire reactions.

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 18/03/2026

Post four fictional characters you relate to and let people assume things about you.

Tilly from Star Trek: Discovery and Starfleet Academy

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 12/03/2026

The blues were messing me up, which is weird because blue is my favorite color. What's My JND? 0.0093 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Screenshot of quiz results that reads:

Your JND is 0.0093
Very nice. Comfortably below the 0.02 JND that the color science people say is the limit. You'd make an excellent paint-chip inspector. Is that a job? It should be.

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 19/02/2026

🌊 Dive into CROSSING BOUNDARIES for a steamy tale of forbidden love and tangled relationships. Will Mia and Ethan's desires sink or swim? #Romance #ForbiddenLove Only $0.99 or free with #KindleUnlimited! amzn.to/49N3wIL #Erotica #ShortReads

Book cover for CROSSING BOUNDARIES: A Spicy Quick Read Where Infidelity Leads to Swapping Partners by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sexy Story. Infidelity turned wife swap. Quick Read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 13/02/2026

Four friends. One cabin. Zero masks (eventually). 🏔️ Spice up your day or night with THE SPACE BETWEEN, the second short story appetizer for my upcoming anthology for #StillCOVIDing smut fans. It's a 20-minute quickie read! $0.99 or free with #KindleUnlimited! www.amazon.com/Space-Betwee...

Book promo showing the cover for The Space Between: COVID-Era Wife Swap Literary Erotica by Karistina Lafae.

Text reads: Literary Erotica
COVID-Conscious
Wife Swap
Group Sex
Autistic Character
People of Color
Search for "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 05/02/2026

Thanks, Sequencing.com (see underlined bit in screenshot) (The genomic data from sequencing my whole genome is a massive collection of information, so their AI reports gather only the relevant data on specific health topics. I tried scrolling through the raw data. It was...overwhelming.)

Screenshot from Sequencing dot com from the report generation screen. The important part is underlined in red: You'll receive more report credits after February 30. (A date which does not exist.)

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 31/01/2026

YOU GUYS. I just got a CAPTCHA that can be read aloud as "sexier." I win the day.

Screenshot of a Fastly CAPTCHA that shows the letters S, E, K, C, R. By Bumper Stumpers rules, I read it as "sexier."

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 25/01/2026

Do you crave a spicier break from reality, but one that doesn't ignore COVID safety? (Masking is community care, too!) BALCONY BANTER is a sneak preview of an upcoming anthology of #COVIDisNotOver romance/erotica! Only $0.99! Or free with KU! amzn.to/42yIf14

Promotional graphic for eBook "Balcony Banter: A Covid-Era Romance" by Karistina Lafae. The background is magenta and displays the book cover accompanied by the text:

Slow burn, spicy, COVID-conscious, Neighbors to Lovers. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 25/01/2026

Need a break from reality? My latest book sale was for this cozy holiday romance, a 45-minute read! 🌟🍰 Get ready for a story that’s filled with laughter, friendship, and delicious baked goods! SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE is only $0.99 or FREE with KU! amzn.to/4osROXs #PolyamorousRomance

Book cover for SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVEREYTHING NICE: A Cozy Christmas Eve Romance by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Cozy bakery Christmas Eve romance. Sweet polyamorous short story with a touch of Christmas magic! Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 23/01/2026

For my next trick, I will now try to use the bathroom with my Body Braid OVER my clothes...

Three views of a white woman dressed in white with a black Body Braid wrapping around her body.

Text reads: The Body Braid provides a gentle hug and an uplifting reminder of your body's innate alignment

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 21/01/2026

In CROSSING BOUNDARIES, Mia and Ethan's innocent day out with friends spirals into a steamy affair that tests the boundaries of love, friendship, and desire. Can they navigate the tumultuous waters without capsizing their lives? Only $0.99 or free with KU! amzn.to/49N3wIL #FreeErotica

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 16/01/2026

Join Mia, Nate, Ethan, & Emily on a day at the water park that sets off a series of events leading to secret desires, forbidden love & unexpected twists. CROSSING BOUNDARIES is a tale of passion, betrayal, and spicy new relationship dynamics. $0.99 or free with KU! amzn.to/49N3wIL #Erotica

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 11/01/2026

Looking for a slow burn short story to pass some time this weekend? Are you #StillCOVIDing and would like to see that in your romance? BALCONY BANTER is a sneak preview of an upcoming anthology of #COVIDisNotOver romance stories! Only $0.99! Or free with KU! amzn.to/42yIf14

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 07/01/2026

It's going to cost a fortune (and take an entire week with a team of cleaners) to get our sick home back in working order. We can pay them to do the work, but it's coming out of the money for my medical travel. Can you help me replace it? www.gofundme.com/f/support-ou... #MutualAid #GFM

Cartoonified photo of a very messy bedroom accompanies the text: Support our family's health and home. The cost of remediating our sick home is coming out of the money set aside for my trips to the research hospital. Donate at GoFundMe.com

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 06/01/2026

Can you help us offset the cost of our sick house remediation? I had my husband send the cleaning service the deposit to get our home deep cleaned, but the money came out of the account that pays for my trips to the Dysautonomia Clinic in NYC. So I'm fundraising. www.gofundme.com/f/support-ou...

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 26/12/2025

Carol makes beautiful ornaments. Carole creates perfect moments. When they meet on the most magical night of the year, they discover they were both missing one essential ingredient: each other. A cozy, swoon-worthy romance & 20-minute read. #KindleUnlimited amzn.to/4ql7ahN

Book cover for CHRISTMAS CAROLS: A Forced Proximity F/F Meet Cute by Karistina Lafae. Promo text reads: Sapphic. Forced Proximity. Short & Sweet. 20-minute read. Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store!

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 24/12/2025

Two women. One locked door. A Christmas Eve they won't forget. ✨ What happens when the universe conspires to keep you exactly where you need to be? A sweet short story about mistletoe & finding your person in the most unexpected place. #Romance #LGBTQ amzn.to/4ql7ahN

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 13/12/2025

Join Mia, Nate, Ethan, & Emily on a day at the water park that sets off a series of events leading to secret desires, forbidden love, & unexpected twists. CROSSING BOUNDARIES is a tale of passion, betrayal, and the complexities of modern relationships. Only $0.99! amzn.to/49N3wIL #Erotica

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 10/12/2025

When new love knocks on Holly Evergreen's bakery door just before Christmas, will she open it? Find out in SUGAR, SPICE, AND EVERYTHING NICE! Only $0.99! amzn.to/4osROXs #PolyamorousRomance #HolidayStories #ShortStories #Christmas #SweetNotSpicy

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 03/12/2025

My most-used emojis in 2025: 1. 😂 (17×) 2. 😭 (16×) 3. ✨ (16×) 4. 🫂 (12×) 5. 🌶 (12×) anisota.net/harvest

Emoji bubble chart for 2025 showing 50 different emojis used 240 times total, visualized as bubbles sized by frequency. Top 10: 😂 (17×), 😭 (16×), ✨ (16×), 🫂 (12×), 🌶 (12×), ❤ (11×), 😊 (10×), 👇 (10×), 🙃 (8×), 😬 (8×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 03/12/2025

My most-used words in 2025 were: 1. "husband" (194×) 2. "text" (178×) 3. "disabled" (175×) 4. "help" (160×) 5. "without" (153×) (2-5 are because I've asked so many people to provide alt text for images they post!) See which words you used the most here: anisota.net/harvest

Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "husband" (194×), "text" (178×), "disabled" (175×), "help" (160×), "without" (153×), "covid" (142×), "those" (140×), "able" (128×), "instead" (116×), "care" (111×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 30/11/2025

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 30/11/2025

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 07/11/2025

And for funsies, I decided to see what other plans they offer, aside from the ones I was already comparing for 2026. Prescription drug coverage is the biggest reason why Medicare Advantage makes more sense than Original Medicare + Part D. Why would I choose the "No Rx" plan? ROFLMAO 😂🙃

Screenshot from Medicare website of the CDPHP Core (HMO) Medicare Advantage Plan. The primary focus is that the plan costs $15/month for only health coverage, while the total cost of premiums + prescription drugs would cost me $72,024.41 if I had to pay the full cost of my prescriptions! I circled the amount in red and drew three red exclamation marks on it.

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 11/10/2025

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 26/09/2025

You may call me Karistina Lafae. If you know me by another name, no you don't! ✨ I'm a severely disabled author, essayist, and disability advocate. I'm immunocompromised, bedbound, genderfae, bisexual, polyamorous, AuDHD, a Scorpio, INFJ/P, and would love you to read (and review?) my stories!

Cartoon rendering of Karistina Lafae, a femme-appearing nonbinary person with graying pixie cut, brown eyes, and a slight smile. She is wearing a red shirt and appears against a blue background.

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 10/09/2025

Being chronically ill is a full-time job, and disability benefits don't even pay minimum wage for most people even if we were to limit the "work" to 40 hours per week instead of the 24/7 lives we live. A thread 🧵 #disability #ChronicIllness

On the left, a woman in a foggy room extends her hand through a small hole in the glass, palm out. On the right, the text reads, "Chronic illness is a full-time job, y'all."

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 08/09/2025

Locked down but not alone. 🏙️🌱 Erika & Jeremy’s nightly balcony chats bloom into something unexpected in Balcony Banter — a story of love, lust, and connection during lockdown. Read now and get lost in the moments that matter most. amzn.to/4m6zCSa #BalconyBanter #LockdownLove #CovidRomance

Purple square graphic depicting the book cover for Balcony Banter: A COVID-era romance by Karistina Lafae with the following promotional text:
Slow burn, spicy, COVID-conscious, neighbors to lovers, 30-minute read, Search "Karistina Lafae" in the Kindle Store

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Karistina Lafae 🧚‍♀️ AuDHD Bedbound Faerie Godmother @karistinalafae.northsky.social · 07/09/2025

Not what I'd expected to do today, but I polished up the first short story for a COVID-conscious romance anthology. Just submitted it for publishing as a Kindle Unlimited short story. Follow my Amazon author page to get notified when "Balcony Banter" becomes available! amzn.to/4m6X8yt

Book cover for Balcony Banter, A COVID-Era Romance, by Karistina Lafae. Playful text is set against a background of minimalist apartment buildings.

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