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@karisspykreme.bsky.social
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25yo • ♉ • neurotic bisexual🌈

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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I had the time of my life this weekend boy
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Guyssss I did it I got the big girl finance job!!!😭😭😭
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ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔠𝔨𝔭𝔬𝔱 ℭ𝔬𝔬𝔠𝔥𝔦e 💫 @stharr.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Caribbean’s looking at this skeet.
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a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his chin .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his hand on his chin .
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Skinny Legend 💖 @angelicaf888.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
By hook or rasshole crook
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Being bi and prone to decision paralysis is such a minfuck sometimes. Like will I end up partnered with the older man who relives me of my eldest daughter trauma or a smart free spirited woman my own age who gives the mental stimulation and understanding I crave?
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Okay but if these are the vibes you describe I'm deffo coming, this is my kinda motive
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Katt @backtokatt.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
2025 is all about choosing me more
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Sooo are we ready to talk about how fine this man is or ...
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I love high school me sm for learning to braid my own hair, these late fee, blow-dry fee, 4c fee bandits will never get me!!
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
How many years?😰
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me and my girls were planning a holiday for next yr and one them goes 'none of you better get in relationships and ruin it' so I'm like ofc not and this girl has the nerve to say 'oh not you, I'm not worried about you'😐🧍🏾‍♀️ ok then
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Between book sales and media appearances Jay Feinmam is about to be an overnight millionaire
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I hope the United CEO killer has already made his way to Mexico and is sleeping safe and sound tonight
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Man what?😂 Who hurt you lot now
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Selling bits and bobs on eBay and vinted always makes me feel like a real entrepreneur lool🤑
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Finally getting our Xmas decorations up, it's hard being the only festive person in the house
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🎃 Spooky Brownskin 🎃 @charliebrownskin.blacksky.app · 03/12/2024
Road sign that says, “Can someone plz be proud of me like fuck I’m trying”
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Idk if it's long covid or I'm just getting old but this is the second time in a month that a cold has completely wiped me out 😭 time to start getting annual flu jabs this ain't no joke
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I love my teddy bear so bad, 22 years in and no cuddle is better than his
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hi friendsss I'm back
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The snow this year is the most I've seen since childhood I'm so excited
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Spenelli @spenbae.me · 22/11/2024
Happy Friday ☀️
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✨ A Pimp Named Thickback ✨ @taurus-groove.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The TRUE flirts are Tauruses. We keep the show running
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✨ A Pimp Named Thickback ✨ @taurus-groove.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The art of flirting is DYING. They’re losing the recipes
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Need to sell my apple watch and get a garmin asap, working out doesn't slap as hard without my watch telling me well done
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I've been killing it in the gym this week
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Aliyah J 🕊️ @iamaliyahjones.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m just so happy to be Black in this lifetime y’all.
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a woman wearing a red wig is crying .
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
First snow of winter has arrived it's time for full hibernation
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𝓹𝓲𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓷💰 @zeemoneyy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m too smart and sensitive to live in a world like ours
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
1. Escape from reality - but not in a bad way, imagining the seemingly impossible and realising it through art is a radical act 2. The emotional journey 3. A more exciting varied vocabulary 4. Opportunities to learn and process things about myself through identifying with characters
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Honey mustard
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I need Glorilla to win every award there is for this album
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This guy asked to work out together unprovoked and now Ive got the ick cause firstly I embarrassed him on the treadmill, had him coughing and spluttering before I even broke a sweat. But then to try redeem himself he kept picking weights that were obviously too heavy for him and struggled, yuck
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Running on a couple hours sleep already having a hectic morning and the shop won't sell me an energy drink cause apparently I look under SIXTEEN?
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Tell me why my alarm didn't go off this morning and I was 30min late getting these kids ready for school😵‍💫 Samsung count your days
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Idk what kind of fertilisers and hormones in American food is growing the men but we don't get big dogs like that in lil ole England
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
This reminds me of the Fanta flavoured chicken I had at Nandos yesterday
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
HOLLON HO🗣️🗣️
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I don't want a marriage I just want an engagement ring, wedding dress and honeymoon, don't even want the wedding itself just lemme play dress up😂
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Emerald cut emerald (cause it's my birth stone) with diamonds on either side and a yellow gold band
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꧁༺𝔾𝕝𝕠༻꧂ @marsaerglo.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
imo this take would be valid ONLY when talking about male rappers. the girls have been feeding us versatility and range for the last 2 years. tap in to KenTheMan, Doechii, MTS, or Clip and maybe your mind will change fren
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JeffK @jeffkirwan.com · 17/11/2024
Feeds is the killer feature on this site. Here’s one of the best. Posts from everyone you follow who don’t post that often. It really helps cut through the firehose of the home feed. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Me being a toxic avoidant:
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
My whole skyline is showing discipline in the gym and I'm letting the side down, I'll be there tomorrow to sort myself out🫡
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Shawna Reed 🍑♉️ @shawna-reed.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
For any Newskies on the skyline 🗣️ Reskeeting this info for anyone who’d like to donate to #BlackSky!! 🤎🖤
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I got some orthopedic insoles this summer and I still get happy everytime I put my trainers on
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karisspy🇬🇾🇬🇧 @karisspykreme.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Nope I hate texting all day everyday in any relationship so long distance sounds like hell
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