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Karimancer

@karimancer.bsky.social
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Cat lady, hermit, cynic, stoner, ttrpg enthusiast, collector of useless and disturbing trivia

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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The drink of kings
Screenshot from the game Coral Island of a wine bottle, underneath it says
"Durian wine
Artisan product"
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
We are just dumb monkeys on a rock.
Clip from a wikipedia page (the one on animal intoxication if you can believe it 😱). Text reads:

"Some vervet monkeys in the Caribbean, parricularly teenaged individuals, exhibit a preference for alcoholic beverages over non-alcoholic ones, a taste which likely developed due to the availability of fermented sugar cane juice from local plantations. On Saint Kitts, these monkeys often raid bars and tourist beaches for alcoholic drinks, and become visibly inebriated. The proportions of the monkey population that do not drink, that drink in moderation, and that drink to excess mirror those proportions in humans.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
And I wouldn't be entirely opposed to a Jeri movie lol
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Onion's being veey Onion this morning
A gray tabby cat sitting upright on a bix full of laundry, with his feet up on a rail. I don't know what he's doing here either. He scares me sometimes.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me and my Grasshopper are ready to commence the melting.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I can't tell if Onion is making a new friend or a new enemy. The two of them have been loudly yelling back and forth at each other for 20 minutes.
In the distance a handsome black n white tuxedo cat sits on the edge of a brick fireplace. In the foreground: cat butt
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Give em the ole
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Mimetaster hexagonalis, setting unrealistic body standards for 400 million years
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I guess we know what these people were into
Screenshot from the game Poject Zomboid showing a woman with long dark hair, wearing jeans and a white tshirt, carrying a duffle bag on her back and holding a baseball bat and standing near a dark dresser. A bed sits on the opposite side of the room with a cuck chair in the far corner.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
What do you mean game? What awful smell? All I smell is victory.
Screenshot from Project Zomboid of a woman in a white tshirt and jeans with a bag on her back, a board in one hand and a trash bag in thr other standing near a large pile of apparently very smelly corpses. Smells of victory.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My neighbors are getting a little spicy today. Good thing I have this shovel to help them take a much needed nap. Shhhh they're sleeping 🤫
Screentshot from the game Project Zomboid. A woman wearing blood stained jeans and white tshirt holding a shovel stands by a pair of corpses that are finally not up and walking about like bitey, grabby assholes.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bronze tintinnabulum (windchime meant to bring good luck and ward off the evil eye) of Mercury from Pompeii, 1st Century AD (the original bells are missing)
Bronze, polyphallic figure of the Roman god Mercury.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Always keep in kind that this is a real book
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Onion takes his role as dominant cat very seriously. They were out of water and Fuzz was doing her usual staring forlornly at the empty bowl routine. Meanwhile Onion sat next to her and meowed at the top of his lungs until I came out to see what was wrong. He's a very consciencious kitty.
A gray tabby cat lounging on a counter top.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I hate the Transposium
Screenshot from a game (The Last Caretaker) of an otherwise empty room with a door in the middle of the floor and an ungodly number of buttons, once of which I assume opens the stupid door. I hate this place.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It worked!
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Excellent choice. *tucks away in meme collection* My favorite is
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Brought to us by the people crying over a pied-a-terre tax lmao
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sleepy Onion 😊
A gray tabby cat, happily snoozing in an open window
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Arise chicken, arise!
Screenshot from the game The Necromancer's Tale. A woman in a long leather coat standing to the right side of a glowing magic circle surrounding an equalateral triangle with candles at each corner and a skeleton in the center, holding a knife in the air and chanting "et, quamquam non tantum ossa"
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Babyball is so cute 🥰
Still shot from a game (Last Caretaker) of a small, ball-shaped gray robot, with it's gun arms and two of its three legs showing. It has cute little light up eyes and molding on it that gives it cute little cat ears and an adorable little cat smile. It will mess a bitch up though
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Gertrude is looking sharp with her new paint job
Video game (Last Caretaker) screenshot of a boat with seceral windmills and solar panels on thr deck, a red conning tower and a mermaid and waves painted of the hull. Her name is Gertrude and she is looking fine with her spiffy paintjob.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Babe, my feet hurt. Will you massage them for me?
Close up shot of some of a seastar's (Colobocentrotus atratus) many tube feet.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Onion likes to lounge about in my open window. And to wake me up kicking the screen as he scratches himself at 5am 😸
A gray tabby cat lying in an open window. He looks very smug and self-satisfied.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Goat
Goat
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I don't understand how this can be comfortable for sleeping, but apparently it is. You do you Fuzz
A scruffy gray cat sleeping on a window sill with her chest on the backnof a chair and her head hanging over the side. She looks very uncomfortable but is somehow sound asleep
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Necromancer's Tale has quickly become one of my favorite games.
A woman in a long leather coat and wide brimmed hat stands off to one side of a magic circle with a sword-wielding skeleton standing in the center.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Rare selfie from your (least) favorite dishevelled cat lady.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Fuck. You.
Close up screen shot of the experience point bar from Baldur's Gate Enhanced Edition showing "Next Level in 1 XP"
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Post your favorite LotR character. Wrong answers only.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Boris's Takeshi just out there not giving a fuck
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Computo 'bout to fuck you up
Single panel from a comic (Adventure Comics #340; January, 1966) showing a simple, boxy yellow robot with red wheels and orange wires (tentacles?) for arms with numerous dials and diodes on its front. Its head is a smaller yellow box with widely spaced green sensor eyes and a squiggly line for a mouth.

The narrator says, "Suddenly, the DUPLOR stops, its incredible feat accomplished... Then, out of its maw stalks a completely rebuilt, and even more awesomely terrifying, COMPUTO...!"
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Giving this guy the eye while I tell him I'm fucking his wife. Playing mind games in Kynseed
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Same energy
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
And even smaller than that
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Real book:
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hegseth showing up to the next meeting
Captain Nazi (a DC supervillain from the 40s) smashing through a wall. He has a blonde crewcut and is wearing a green outfit with epaulettes, a red cape, several medals and a swastika on his chest. A real asshole.
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
All the cool heroes are powered by coal. Like...
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
For further perspective, I give you VY Canis Majoris
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I want my cut!
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Space brings perspective
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
For those who need some perapective
Image showing a to-scale comparison between the sun and Earth's orbit vs the enormous star VY Canis Majoris. VY dwarfs the orbit of the Earth. (The star's solar radius would engulf the orbit of Jupiter if it replaced the Sun.)
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
That you, Doreen?
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Karimancer @karimancer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Well now. This sure isn't surprising.
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