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K. A. Riley

@karileywrites.bsky.social
1.8K followers 1.8K following 181 posts

Author of YA and NA Dystopian and Fantasy novels, vendor of souls, unhinged introvert, eternal smartass

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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
This me, only way less hot. And my full-length mirror doesn’t love me nearly this much 👀
Pedro pascal on a chair in purple pantsPedro Pascal in a white shirt and grey pantsPedro Pascal standing on a bed in a sweater and socks
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Canada—for the love of all things, don’t mess this up. We have a real opportunity to become an economic powerhouse with Carney at the helm. #canadianelection
Trump threatens to annex Canada yet again
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
In case anyone hasn’t yet seen the letter from Senator Tom Tillis of N. Carolina to a U.S. constituent who expressed concern about the language re: Canada as a 51st state, read this. This is how they’re talking about our sovereign nation. Mention of “territory.” NO statehood. 🇨🇦
Letter from Senator Tom Tillis
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Dear USA: you need to fight back WAY harder. This headline alone is batsh!t crazy.
Headline saying Missouri is suing Starbucks for not pushing back against DEI
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
“Canadians aren’t seriously feeling threatened, are they?” My brother just texted this to me, the biggest pacifist and firearms loathed in the world, and I’m all for it:
“Get my firearms license” ad
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
“But he loves us and wants what’s best! He’s cutting spending and saving us money!” they cry as their jobs melt into sebaceous puddles of goo
Headline saying Musk wants to replace humans with machines
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Good news at last, y’all
Article headline that doomsday clock sits at 89 seconds to midnight
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Mood 📚💙
Meme showing finger choosing between book posts and existential dread
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
“I hate when authors are political” Me: Okay, I’ll just write about dragons then 🐉
Quote from upcoming book by K A Riley 

“It’s different on Pax’s side of the river. Over there, girls are practically pets. They wear red metal collars around their necks, and they have trainers and Handlers until they turn eighteen. Until then, they’re called “Darlings.” After that, as long as they pass their Socializing Exams, they’re called “Belles,” and they get to live without restrictions.
      More or less.
      They’re still prevented from having certain jobs, going certain places, or holding certain positions in society. They still have to answer to men and be alert and afraid pretty much all the time. And they still have to wear those red metal collars.
      It used to be like that on our side the river, too, but that ended five hundred years ago after the Dragon Wars. According to the old stories, dragons saved us, freed us, and gave us power.
      That’s why the Crystalbayers killed them all.
      So the stories say.”

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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Love when the deer just use the sidewalks like humans
Snow-covered sidewalk with boot prints and deer tracks
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Was trying to figure out why my dog seemed so nervous on our walk until I realized the other “dog” prints in the snow weren’t accompanied by human prints
Paw prints in snow
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
When you’re uploading your novel and the system flags one (1) typo
Typo notification for the word “cocksplat”
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
“You can’t just make Canada a 51st state, you smooth-brained numpty”
Cat growling at dog
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
My dog’s FAFO era is going well
Dog and cat play fighting
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Fact checking IS for nerds
Newspaper with headline “Canada geese consume Iowa”
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
If you’re entering 2025 with the hopes of ruining your business in an expedient manner, use generative AI instead of humans to do human work. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Have we not learned by now that absorbing every horrible impulse and lack of filter displayed on social media means AI is, at its core, horrible?
AI image depicting weird homophobic wording Ai image of a tone deaf recommendations for reading habits
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Made a Christmas tree out of my longest book series and gave several people cardiac incidents 🎄
Christmas tree made of books
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I should be writing but instead I’m working on my wee map of Jane Eyre Fantasy retelling-land with quiet nods to Jane Austen for good measure 📚💙
Fantasy map of an invented land called the Peaks for a Jane Eyre retelling
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
POV: you’re a Canadian married to an American 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 🦃
Meme of Merry and Pippin that says “we’ve had Thanksgiving, but what about second Thanksgiving”
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I made a Christmas tree out of some of my books whose sole purpose is to cause emotional mayhem for those who don’t enjoy broken spines 🎄 📚💙
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
If you need to feel better about humanity, this is the most highlighted quote from one of my novels and it makes me 😭
Quote from Recruitment by K A Riley: needing help isn’t weakness. Weakness is not helping someone who needs it.
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
He’s cool with it
Cat wearing Christmas hat and licking his leg
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
My cat says “this demeans us both” but I disagree. I am in no way demeaned
Cat wearing Christmas hat
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
*Sighs in Tired Author*
Copied text from a typo report
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Today I remembered that this photo of my cat exists so naturally, you must now look at it
Kitten meeting a broom for the first time
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
A gentle reminder that Bluesky doesn’t have an algorithm per se and posts get seen because people repost them and also, in order to practice your reposting skills you could just hit the repost button and accidentally share all these book covers that I definitely added to this post accidentally 📚💙
A collage of K A Riley book covers
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Help, my dog has learned to read and went right for the spicy dystopian Cinderella retelling 📚💙
Dog opening book entitled Thrall with his nose
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
When you’re cheesed off that the robot vacuum has googly eyes
Cat standing on counter while robot vacuum cleans below
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I was going to work in bed but then my cat curled up on my feet and my dog joined him so now I’m gonna have to take a nap. You understand I’m sure
Cat and dog sleeping together
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
When your cover designer absolutely nails it #romancelandia 📚💙 🪐📚
Two novels with a chain on their spines linking them together
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
The first rule of Bluesky is:
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Those were my emotional support tarantulas 😞
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I have both a cat and a dog and both help me write like fluffy lil champs
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
My boy and his books 🥰
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Watching The Franchise and blessings be upon the writer of this line in particular
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Age yourself with your first computer, you say? I started writing on one of these:
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
🐆 😢
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
WIP and MIP
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
In the interest of full disclosure, I am a Canadian author but I also live with two animals who both love each other and chomp one another’s noggins on the regular
Golden retriever sleeping with tabby kitten
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
👀
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The answer is yes, yes, a thousand times yes, I will follow everyone on your curated list of authors because I have no idea how to use this app 🙂‍↕️
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Every time I feel confident as an author, I remember someone composed this banger years ago and it humbles me
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K. A. Riley @karileywrites.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
📚💙 “So, you’ve written a book?” Me: one or two, yeah 💙📚
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