Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Put it in a spritzer on the back of the turlet and throwing it away one spritz at a time. 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 26/06/2025If anyone needs any brainstorming I’ve been up since 1:25am and am otherwise going to study amino acids 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Definitely restaurants! (I have none to recommend specifically but ENJOY!) 020 2
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 23/06/2025First step on all pictorial IKEA manuals: find a man with a pencil behind his ear! 030 3
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Despite all mitigation efforts, I believe I will end up sunburned by the end of the day. 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025I’ve always been an ice cream in the bath sort… how did it take 44 years for my eyes to be opened?! 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 19/06/2025My unreasonable expectations are manifesting in my hamstrings, calves, and ankles. 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 23/05/2025This is an excellent question - and I love your response! 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Soup is one of my four love languages, so I’m thrilled the tics are joining the party. More soup for everyone! 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 15/05/2025My morning meditation was not alone. I feel like this friend is doing a monumental and important task by inspiring me to SLOWly move into the world 020 2
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I think the orcas have a few now? Oh, no, those are different jets. But maybe you could negotiate a trade? 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025I lose my voice when I’m in the house but not when I’m out, since Wednesday. Like I do when I’ve been “catted” or “horsed” which makes me 98% certain the downstairs neighbor’s cat is Spider-Man-ing her way in AND that my dog is a terrible bouncer. 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 12/05/2025FIVE GOLD RINGS should be one of the lines. The rest is on you. 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 02/05/2025Seen this week, perhaps a bit early but always welcome. 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Someone somewhere has accidentally made overnight oats they will not use, which is how the universe stays in balance. But yes, your day I’m sorry to say is oatless. 130 3
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I did thirty minutes of shoveling dirt yesterday and feel like an absolute champion of Being Neighborly. I look forward to the intense DOMS this evening which will be a harmonic of this joy. 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Nothing happens on the weekend, Morti, that’s why it’s called a weekend. 040 4
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I feel duty-bound to report this exquisite specimen. 020 2
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I only understand it with beads or paper clips like I’m playing paper dolls. 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 21/04/2025The man is watching the passion in Aramaic and this is my punishment for putting the Easter eggs in a bowl of green socks because I refuse to purchase Easter grass. 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Maybe should be like airport security: 1. Metal detector 2. Thing where you “put em up” while someone mean dogs your pockets 3. CT of the everything 4. Free peanuts (5. Epi as needed) 6. Someone throws out your mouthwash 7. Bill for five billion dollars, sixteen of which count toward your deductible 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 14/04/2025Tomorrow i have my first clinical so if we can all just send some sparkly thoughts that i am not too weird. 120 2
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Crawling into bed with my EMT textbook to read about hazmat and geriatric emergencies and unsure that this “read books on paper instead of scrolling” is a great idea for awesome sleeps… 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Gloria - Patron Saint of the Dismembered This one has audio, which I recorded on the doorstep of midnight. open.substack.com/pub/karikwin...open.substack.comGloriapatron saint of the dismembered 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I have submitted my biochem final video presentation. I am now re-reading trauma for EMT in the hammock, swaddled in so many layers, hoping for spring. 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 04/04/2025It seems that a significant number of the people I work with take a lot more steps than I do and I think the only way this is possible is standing desk treadmill marathons or dogs wearing the wearables at the park…. 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Verbatim my request when a massage therapist asks about pressure. 010 1
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Absolutely how to right the balance of the universe. 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025I just wandered accidentally into the “discover” tab of Bluesky and wow. 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Also comparing fetal size to various fruits… which themselves vary widely in size! What is one supposed to do with these tidbits? 020 2
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025EMT training trauma night is a collection of best of/worst of images. How’s your Monday?! 000 0
Kari Kwinn @karikwinn.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Do you have a cooler next to the bath or a dexterous and freakishly subservient cat? 110 1