karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 25/09/2026OK nobody told me about resin But also, new Taylor Swift music drops in 13 minutes So 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I just watched an episode from season 2 of Nathan For You and I’m just saying that I think there’s a non-zero chance that the entire Theranos thing was just a NFY episode gone way too far. 010
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just gave one of my purse stash non-paper straws to a distressed person at a coffee shop so what I’m saying is who’s coming to my Nobel peace prize ceremony 020
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Another hidden perk is that when I need a specialist appointment I don’t need to make three separate phone calls, I simply visit a student at work and she books it for me and tells me she’ll text me if a cancellation pops up. 010
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I just feel like it’s not fair that tom cruise gets to hang out with Taylor Swift and I don’t 120
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Apparently the gender neutral pronoun folks are using in French is “iel”, pronounced “ee-yel” and conjugated just like il/elle and I’m adding this to the list of soft things to think about when I am stressed out because it’s just so reasonable and obvious and lovely. 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 14/09/2026One thing I’m curious to discover is at which age comfort books stop being comforting because I’m 40 years old and I can’t sleep so I’m downloading my comfort books to put onto my new kobo. I first read these books when I was 12. 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026If I was allowed to have a heated blanket, I think I’d happily go to prison 100
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Went to the Charlie Kirk memorial Intentionally dressed like I had ancestors on the mayflower and like talking about it Stopped a few cops from yelling at people Saw a nazi yelling at a youth™️ so I blew his candle out and a cop had to stop him from shoving me 221
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Maybe this is what happens when you buy mummified cats 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So I was already 100% in on the You Can See Everything documentary because I appreciate women in male-dominated fields and Elizabeth Holmes has the audacityTM, but I was only passively aware of Nathan Fielder and now I’ve watched S1E1 of Nathan for You and I have so. Many. Questions. 311
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I now can’t stop thinking about the prairies. Like, if you woke up in the middle of a field of wheat how would you orient your way out with no fucking mountains or trees or water anywhere?And people say there are no rats in Alberta but WHAT IF THEYRE ALL IN THE WHEAT FIELDS? 100
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Like I’ve never been a prairie person but if I was the kind of person to be wistful for shovelling snow for 8 months of the year and wondering what the fuck hides in endless fields of wheat for the other 4 months, this would be enough for me to never go there ever 011
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 08/09/2026A thing that I miss is the escalator ramps at the old walmart at guildford mall. A thing I do not miss is working at starbucks and listening to people order “frapppppps” all day. Say the full word. 111
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I think we can all agree that if even one member of Fleetwood Mac had gone to therapy, we wouldn’t have Rumours. Maybe it’s ok to raw dog life a little. 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Commuting thought: Is the guy in a Spiderman suit that plays the saxophone at skytrain stations the same guy that wears a Spiderman suit and skateboards around downtown with a backpack? 010
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026So fun fact, there is no standardized protocol for RCMP when they wish to contact you. This means that they can call you 12x within the space of half an hour at 11:30 at night and send vaguely threatening texts to you without providing you with their name or a case number. 100
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I sincerely hope they respond by posting instructional videos on how to correctly do a bench press. He needs the help. 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sometimes having a calendar app with events in it is a good thing because like there’s no way tomorrow isn’t going to be fantastic and it’s just nice to have a reminder of that 110
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I just think it’s ridiculous when @aewontv.bsky.social announces Kyle O’Reilly as being from Vancouver BC because that is the most Surrey boy that has ever Surrey’d 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I’m just saying that I think it’s entirely plausible some Etsy witch had to pick two good ones to get the one bad. 110
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Not that I work a 9-5 now but after yesterday’s announcement I certainly will not be doing so moving forward. And I think that’s fair. 010
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Honouring one of the most important women humanity has been blessed with. I also donated to the Imagination Library, an incredibly charity Dolly Parton created that sends books for FREE to children all around the world because she believed that kids deserve to read. donate.imaginationlibrary.com 010
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Drugs are cool but like have you ever been the one to start a chant at a pro wrestling show? 010
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Yoga is fun because if you tell me do to a side plank I’ll tell you to go fuck yourself but if you tell me to do vasisthasana I’m 100% in It’s just a good word 010
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Idk I just find it to be alarming that people would know this exists and choose to live in the prairies Weird behaviour. 100
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 07/08/2026POLL TIME: is it more insane to have never seen The Sound of Music, or The Matrix? 210
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 07/08/2026So I thought I needed new brakes and I don’t which in girl math means I just made at least $500 but in hippie math means I’m probably going to die crossing a street or something 110
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 04/08/202612 is perhaps the most stressful number in existence 100
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Goalies and drummers are the same type of person. I’d explain further, but it would be kind of like explaining that the best place to find a fork is in a kitchen. 210
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I have difficulty thinking of sentences that bring me more joy than ones that start with “this may be TMI, but…” 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Very curious what the hell I’ve been doing on the Internet to make my YouTube algorithm feed me ads for invisible lift shoes for men 100
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Apparently I’m republican passing because some geriatric americans (derogatory) at the art gallery today asked where to go for “real” coffee from “actual Canadians” I told them to go to a&w I kind of regret not suggesting they go to hell 120
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Spoiled Vancouverite opinion of the day: Joffre Lakes Park is overrated and I don’t get the crash outs over not being able to get a pass. 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Idk the fact that Lennon isn’t the one that wrote Hey Jude for his son feels… indicative 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Why are we still pretending there’s anything better than ice cream 110
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I was ALMOST getting into soccer and using my half-Norwegian status to champion Erling Haaland but apparently he drinks raw milk and talks about it being a superfood So. 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Something very refreshing about following a royal wedding when it isn’t the middle of the night 010
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The me that listens to team Mexico fans chanting and the me that listens to team USA fans chanting are different people. 050
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I just think one of the most ridiculous things about humanity is we all just pretend there’s a sufficient amount of ketchup to do literally anything with in a normal ketchup packet 110
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’ve had a piercer twice now tell me to use my blow dryer to dry off my nose piercing. I do not own a blow dryer. I saw a thread on Reddit about how a woman takes MORE THAN 20 MINUTES blow drying her hair EVERY SINGLE DAY. If that’s what it’s like, I don’t WANT to own a blow dryer. 100
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Watching the Canada/Switzerland game. Not a soccer girlie. Currently plotting a wlw romance novel series where a rugby player joins a soccer team and laughs at the ridiculous dramatic acting every time players breathe on each other. By book three she has changed the face of soccer forever. 120
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 24/06/2026A hidden downside is I am forced to shower way more frequently than I would like 000
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 18/06/2026In NO universe will I be cheering THAT name in THAT barn. So. What’s a good nickname for Ashley Messier? Brainstorming starts now because I also don’t want it over the speakers so it needs to catch on quick. 120
karen13.bsky.social @karen13.bsky.social · 17/06/2026In a bar for a PWHL draft party and watching people be turned away at the door because there’s no space and everybody 👏 watches 👏 women’s 👏sports 091
