Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I’ve been looking for my 15 minutes of Fox News fame so here it goes: Obamacare forced me to sell my liver to Chinese organ harvesters. Then my cat was eaten by a dragon. 140
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Hello. I don't like this platform but I have to say this somewhere. What kills me is how easily we rolled over. Changing/subverting a country's government has always been a matter of invasion, assassination, fomenting coups and unrest, all that bloody stuff. And yet here we are. It boggles the mindare.here 070
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025GTFO with your "billionaires" right now. You've been singing that same tune for two decades and you didn't stop them. You're a bloated ego on a soapbox to nowhere @sanders.senate.gov 061
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025We are at Defcon 1 for our democracy. The power of sadistic spectacle, the priming of the public for future crackdowns, the testing the level of tolerance for when it invokes the Insurrection Act to target protesters. The normalisation of it. THAT is the biggest danger of the moment we’re in now. 060
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Elon Musk and the tech billionaires are sideshows. We've got bigger problems now and we'd better wake up to that soon. 050
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025The "billionaires" thing is the last war, and we lost it. Right now we're in a constitutional crisis, and if we don't deal with that, we're never doing to be able to stop the upward movement of wealth. 032
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025The only person I want to see on a "Fight the Oligarchy Tour". 030
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2025"Fight the Oligarchy Tour" is so fucking embarrassing. 030
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 06/04/2025The easiest way to get over something or someone is to sit down and figure how many years you've got left on the planet. 190
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Was going to replace my Prius that burned to a crisp in the Altadena fires but Trump's tariffs are forcing me back into said burned up husk. 141
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I can't wait to see pictures of folks in MAGA hats out in the blistering heat picking vegetables, slathering hot tar on roofs and framing new homes after all our immigrants are deported. 1155
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 29/03/2025they'll gladly watch their whole life go down the drain as long as they can see "the enemies" are suffering. The free floating rage, wishing terrible things on others, surely that has got to be as annihilating a feeling as any feeling ever. There is a moral rot that is impossible to comprehend. 1100
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Half the country ran around high on a delusional mix of toxic manly bravado, web born pseudoscience & a belief that God would pull them thru. When He didn't, the panic set in as they wondered what they’d done to themselves. Because they never wanted to die, they just didn’t care if other people did 115429
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I for one don't have first term amnesia. I remember being a mental patient in control of my own TV privileges and snack schedule, watching in disbelief as the country burned and bodies piled-up in freezer trucks 319523
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 27/03/2025y'all were desperate enough to believe the comforting lies about how the coal mining jobs were coming back to pick the guy who is the distillation of the grossest aspects of his party’s appeal, who promised to vulgarize and falsify The American Dream, huh? 070
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 09/03/2025There's no god-given reason for the US to be a super power. It took foreign and domestic investment, participation in global organizations, diplomacy, and adhering to international treaties and laws. 1112
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 07/03/2025Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more eggs and no plane crash, not many plane crashes and no eggs. 0100
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025As a consumer, here are some regulations I l really like: water safety standards, FAA regulations, drug safety standards, basic cable rate caps, corn syrup production regulations, regulations on factory farming, "freshness seals" on my TastyKakes, electrical safety for my devices. 0244
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Faux News, AM radio, hate podcasts, an entire epistemically closed alternate universe online and a half century of a relentless campaign to misinform, brainwash, terrorize and scapegoat on the part of the GOP themselves. 051
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Superstorms, hurricanes, tsunamis, tornadoes, epic fires and earthquakes, every state is experiencing natural/unnatural disasters wreaking havoc on the nation’s worn-out old power grid, the whole country has gun-fueled mass murders. Can't fix it, why try, a fact of life, nothing we can do about it. 391
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Nothing like relying on Fed Ex when your house burned down. 030
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025They're trying to murder us by hitting us with their destabilizing, fragmentation, with everything tied down seemingly coming unmoored, coming apart at the seams. 211114
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I have seen the future, and it is travertine steel and concrete. 010
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025The MAGAt/Techbro Future - A world of the unburied dead and a sky dark with ashes. A blasted, maimed planet - but they'll be the most important people on it. 391
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 11/01/2025I lost my house and everything in it but I just heard Mel Gibson’s house burned down while he was busy bitching to Joe Rogan about the fires and that James Woods' house went to go live with Jesus as well so 4334
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 09/01/2025This is how society ends. Not with a bang, but with whatever sound a powerpole makes in Los Angeles when it hits the ground. 0111
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Somehow the decision was made to let Altadena burn to the ground this morning. I saw burning house after burning house being untended to. Ignored. No fire trucks anywhere. I intend to get to the bottom of this. 160
Reposted by Kara VallowMorgan Tingley @mwtingley.bsky.social · 08/01/2025The insanity of being a fire ecologist in the epicenter of a major fire event, bags packed and ready to evacuate, watching active fire from my window, while taking media requests and explaining to the public, for the 100,000th time how climate change is largely responsible for this 597344177689
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 08/01/2025He didn't want to get into the trailer. He is so scared. 4340
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 07/01/202512 Steps to Winning and Personal Success 1. Use the labor and brain power of others to become hideously wealthy, savor the power and control you have over them, and pretend that you did it all by yourself. Repeat step 1 x 12. 0121
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025In a novel, January 6th would have been the part where the horrified populace suddenly realize they've become the villains and start a face turn. In real life, there are no redemption arcs. They are too far gone. They're too late. It’s too late. 1142
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025January 6th is what happens when you don’t throw asses in federal prison after they take over ranger stations and start illegal fires on BLM land. 1183
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025That day we watched Capitol Police usher in a violent and catastrophic insurrection at the behest of “Donald Trump”, then miserably, pathetically and also hilariously, watched GOP lawmakers thanking said CP for their hard work in the single biggest failure in governmental security since 9/11. 0113
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Why wouldn't they just do whatever the fuck they want? There are no consequences. 0120
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025How were Boebert Fett and Space Lasers never held responsible for tweeting intel to the inbred insurrectionists on January 6? 080
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Remember how the January 6th traitors didn’t wear masks, because they believed profoundly in their cause and chose to “die like a brave man rather than have a coward's ignominy cling around my name and live”?They weren’t worried about repercussions or not being able to get Wall Street jobs. 051
Reposted by Kara Vallowmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 04/01/2025A funny thing about the current wave of online gambling is that despite ruining players by getting them addicted to gambling and cleaning them out, they LOSE tons of money because they spend so much on attracting new customers Destroyed lives AND red ink bsky.app/profile/cjon... 911610
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 02/01/2025A new year means fulfilling my dream of getting an Elaphocentaur tattoo: extremely tired of telling people what an Elaphocentaur is. 120
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 01/01/20252025 will determine whether a human society is so broken it can’t be fixed, a nation so intractable it can’t progress, politics so toxic it can’t be brought back to stasis. 072
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Here comes Bird Flu Here comes ISIS Here comes Trump 081
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Reflecting on 2024. Didn’t have enough pets. 2025 will require more pets. 070
Kara Vallow @karavallow.bsky.social · 01/01/2025For those out there so imagination deprived you can’t come up with your own New Year’s Resolutions: 2224
