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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

Not the first Ohio town I would've picked, but Springfield was in the top 3. 6abc.com/post/woman-a... via 6abc App

Article headline "woman arrested after raccoon found with meth pipe in driver's seat during police stop"

Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Requiring players to have a chaperone while showering is WILD. Is doping really that serious?! How much doping can you do in the shower?

A screenshot of the ITIA statement detailing the policy that requires someone to watch a player shower, or, because "showing is not an entitlement," they won't be able to shower. The ITIA is the international tennis integrity unit.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

I'm genuinely shocked there aren't at least 3 BMWs on this list.

A screenshot of a heat map of NYC showing where the top 10 "super speeders" get tickets.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

What's happening here and could it stop so these buses can move along please

A bunch of Route 17 buses all bunched within a few blocks of city hall

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

Last time was Central Park in Sept.

Bird poop on newish sneakers. Tweet from Sept 3, 2024. "Back on my bird shit"

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I am very sick of people telling me this is good luck. I would not say I've had "good luck" over the last few years.

April 26, 2024. Twice in one month. Photo of bird poop on a jean jacket sleeve.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

The logistics of this one still confuse me as I had been walking the whole time. But I appreciate that it was on my pants and not my face.

Tweet from Oct 26, 2023 showing bird poop on jeans.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I went a whole year before the next time. They got me a day after my birthday.

Tweet from May 19, 2023 "the saga continues" with a selfie showing bird poop on my shoulder.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

February 12, 2022. This is when I started blaming starlings.

"my annual I got pooped on by a bird again tweet "

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

December 2021 they really ramped things up.

Tweet "got pooped on by birds not once but 3 times in under 5 minutes today.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I went a few years without documenting my bird saga, but in 2021 I realized "maybe it's not normal to get pooped on all the time?"

A tweet that says "a bird just shat on my face"

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I was recently asked if I've ever been pooped on by a bird, so here's a 🧵 of all the times I've been pooped on by birds. starting with May 15th, 2016 in Palmer Park.

An iced coffee cup with bird poop on the edge of the cup and my thumb.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Being good at a sport does not make you smart!

Dr. Oz, Djokovic, and RFK Jr posing for a photo on Dr. Oz's Instagram.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Is the SEPTA app part of the service cuts?

Screenshot from SEPTA'S app showing it couldn't load routes data error.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

How absolutely devastating for that family, holy hell. 6abc.com/post/amtrak-...

"Christopher and David's deaths have been ruled an accident, while Thomas' death has been ruled a suicide.Officials said Christopher and David were trying to stop Thomas from taking his own life when all three were struck by the train.Bristol Borough Police Chief Joseph Moors said officers initially responded around 6 p.m. on Thursday for people on the tracks at Beaver and Prospect streets at the Bristol Station."

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

I feel like it could use one more carrot right here

Screenshot of the tweet with a small circle next to the bow where a carrot doesn't exist

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Me, resisting the urge to reply all with "Stop replying to all!"

Pedro Pascal in that TV show having a panic attack.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

You CANNOT convince me this was "unexpected."

Screenshot of BaysoxOfficial tweet stating "some saw an oyster. Others saw something unexpected..." And goes on to detail how they're donating to IamCervivor in honor of women's history month.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

If you don't blame your farts on your pets, why even have them? 97% of all household farts are theirs anyway.

From left to right: Professor Stinky Butt and Sir Farts O'Lot

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I have a very important announcement: Watson's ears are roughly 3.5 inches tall.

A big-eared black and tan Toy Machester terrier sits very nicely in front of white kitchen cabinets.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Good morning and a bitey day to you all.

A toy machester terrier lies on a fleece blanket, ferocious jaws open slightly and ready to bite any unsuspecting hand that dares pet him. Except he just looks like someone caught mid sentence.

A toy machester terrier lies on a fleece blanket, ferocious jaws open slightly and ready to bite any unsuspecting hand that dares pet him.

A toy machester terrier lies on a fleece blanket, pretending to be sleepy and demure so someone will pet him and he can BOITE.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?

Flammable vapors warning label from a water heater

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

He hates me, but he only has himself to blame.

A dog in a cone staring furiously at the camerawoman (me).

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

I would like to know where the other 60% of fake savings is going.

A news snippet claiming Trump will give American people 20% of DOGE savings and 20% would go to paying down the debt.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

My only complaints about the parade were it was like 50% cops for some reason, and no one chanted H-O-R-S-E-S with us?

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Show me your cutest kitchen gadgets, I'll go first. Look at this countertop brush.

A small wooden hedgehog with long brown bristles sits on top of a vintage bread box.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

My dog thinks his name is Stinky Buttface

A long nose black and tan stinky Buttface wrapped in a fleece blanket

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

If drivers park on sidewalks we should be allowed to walk down the center of the street for the full block.

A BMW parked on the sidewalk, with only enough room to squeeze by.

An open bed construction truck parked on the sidewalk, forcing pedestrians to squeeze between it and parked cars to get by.

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Kara, Sometimes @karanextweek.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

In the middle of all the chaos, this perfect sweet boy turned 17(ish). Tricking me into bringing him home from the shelter 15 years ago was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Look at this perfect dog.