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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Matilda is objectively the cutest and I do feel smug about it
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Right now they’re playing a guessing game where someone posts a picture of a dog and everyone has to guess which dog it is
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
There’s a Facebook group for owners of dogs that look identical and are related to my dog and it’s just me and a bunch of boomers from rural Wisconsin
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’m mostly off the pro wrestling hamster wheel but I do have to watch Evolution, legally
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I was a counselor during a couple of ACA accreditation years and also find it very interesting!
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I approached a booth selling CBD dog treats at the farmers market and the person sitting there said “do you have a furry friend? I can tell you do from the hair on your shirt.” 💀
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Maybe six months ago there was a bird named Paletas at the Roseville Petco and I miss him
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
My greatest joy is when someone comes for me about something and I’m able to dig up an entire email thread proving that it’s Their Fault, Actually
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
“Minnesota’s hero” is an absolutely fascinating choice of words #PWHL
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I thought new Poker Face episodes were coming out three at a time but it’s actually one at a time so yeah things are pretty rough for me right now
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
it smells like oranges
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
yeah I hope this isn’t how your wife finds out :(
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Not to be gay but I really need Old Spice to sell Wolfthorn as a body wash
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RoombaRider @pfoxen.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
We need to keep repeating that US Citizens cannot be deported. Only trafficked out of the country. ICE and the Trump Administration trafficked a child to a foreign country.
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I could have watched Severance when everyone else was but instead I waited until everyone moved on and I get to lose my mind all by myself instead
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I am so tired of guessing whether things are AI and it’s not even going to be like this forever, it’s going to be WORSE
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
my money is firmly on one of the incest boys
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
she’s such a PAIN
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Charles Я. Davis @charliearchy.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Gabby being wildly underestimated because she came from The Bachelor and then quietly being smarter than any of them is perfect
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Ivar is actually just there because he came with the Castle #TheTraitors
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
They’re fine! I liked the first one, hated the second one, and am very bored by the third one. I did also think I was reading a YA novel until it got spicy 😂
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m like a third of the way into it and so bored I keep forgetting to read it
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Other Efron HAS to know
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Everyone knows Danielle’s a traitor and they’re just pretending, right? Because they all have brains? #TheTraitors
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I love roller derby! The entire lower half of my body hurts and I’m wildly dehydrated
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
as a migraine with aura girlie I do appreciate the fifteen minute warning signal when I suddenly stop being able to see
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
trazodone
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
My hope for the rest of this season of the Traitors is that Carolyn unhinges her jaw and eats Danielle and Britney alive
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
The most midwestern thing about Love is Blind isn’t Joey’s accent, it’s Mason talking about his ACT score
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Romans whatever:whatever says you should be nicer to me
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If I see a bible verse in someone’s email signature I usually suspect they’re going to give me a hard time and I’m always right.
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Girls5eva is very fun, the tone feels similar to 30 Rock!
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Let’s just bring back MySpace and be done with it
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I think I’d keep it as-is! I regret not getting one 😩
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I love this silly gay season of the Traitors, I love that Gabby and Chrishell’s alliance is with Nikki Bella, I like that someone told Tom Sandoval that he was creepy, I love that Bob the Drag Queen is there
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Someone stuck a Patriot Front sticker on the fire hydrant in front of our house last week and at the time I just rolled my eyes and peeled it off but now I feel ill
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
it was so much fun to have so many people there!!
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
I am begging every roller derby league streaming their games to use YouTube instead of Twitch
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
I got stuck behind one trying to back into a spot in the half-empty parking ramp this morning 😩
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
I can make myself into a hockey gay but in my heart I’m a soccer gay
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
Minnesota should win the NWSL expansion bid so everyone has somewhere to funnel the energy they were throwing into PWHL Minnesota before they did… all of that
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Anyway I got back into my old Neopets account today
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 21/02/2024
Joey getting such bad motion sickness that he almost ralphs on camera makes him deeply, deeply relatable and the least annoying Bachelor
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
I have to go to Big Scary Downtown tomorrow, very worried and anxious because I don’t think there will be puppies :(
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 13/02/2024
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
if this was Doom she already made a meme about this moment 😂
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
Me: smarthomes are stupid Me now that we have two Hue lights: automate everything
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
I miss twitter! I’m still so mad about twitter! I’ve had three espresso martinis, goodnight
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Kara @karalea.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
She got so big so fast but she turns 1 in February! She’s still just a teeny baby!
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