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kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026.. when you're so generally disorganized that you need a tool thingy, and the first place you look for it is *not* your toolbox. I looked, btw, and it wasn't in there. Instead, it was lying on a shelf right above the toolbox. Because obvioiusly. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Police are for the public. A service and an assurance to uphold law and order. Police is always accountable, and must without question provide name and number if asked. Masked police instantly reverses that. They are not for - but *against* the public. Masked police basically equals dictatorship. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Too many things on my computer have a sort of soft 'bing' sound that's supposed to communicate that I should look at it now. Maybe they sound too much alike, or maybe I'm not paying enough attention to them, but I cannot tell them apart. So when I hear a 'bing', I'll scout around for whatever 100
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This occurred to me: How are electrolytes like goblins? Well, too many will kill you. How then are they unlike goblins? No electrolytes will also kill you. By contrast, no goblins is perfectly safe. 011
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026This occurred to me: Assume someone made a game in which you play as Donald Trump. It would not be unreasonable to consider such a game a Turd Person View game. I mean, assuming it's a 3d sorta game. Generally, I try to be more generous in my assesment of others than this. But then, some don't 100
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I've manage to come up with one good thing you could do with a Cybertruck. Buy one, and put a bumper sticker on it that says: I AM NOT INSECURE!! Just, the double-irony of it would have people thinking: Wait, is he ... or ...?! I mean it's a very expensive joke to make. But still. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I was trying to sift through some gaming stuff with GPT, and it produced this wondrous gem: And yes, CAYNE is German too: it was made by THE BROTHERHOOD, the South African studio behind STASIS. So CAYNE actually isn't German. Now, if you're worried about AI, this is the reason you don't have to. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Consider for a moment: Almost everyone (and I'm being generous) working under RFK is more qualified for RFK's job than RFK is. That may actually be a first: Putting someone without any credentials at all - but with serious issues around conspiracy theories - in charge of thousands upon thousands 100
Reposted by @kaptinkeen.bsky.socialebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 30/07/2026trump sucks! 23367147
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I have a theory. And I admit, propably no one in the entire world logs onto a social media account to find out what crazy idea I last cooked up. But I'm going to share it with you anyways: Notice how the US and Israel stopped targeting the Iranian leadership? My theory: It's because *none of them* 100
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I've decided on a view on feminism I feel I like. This ... has taken a while. Here goes: The idea seems to be - by observation - that in order to finally have equality, we must all be female. I disagree. There are very real issues to deal with, but I'd rather retain my being male, and I imagine 111
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 24/06/2026I'll give you a bit of poetry: We didn't know, previously, because the channels for it didn't exist yet. But with the advent of social media, it turns out that if all you ever do is spew shit, there is an audience out there of receptive toilets eager to swallow it. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I don't think I've bought a pair of shorts for 15 years. Now I need new ones, and simply buying what I did then feels vaguely uninspired. But what does a grown male without any gender insecurities buy in this day and age? Because I feel like the answer is 'cargo pants'. 100
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026A democracy is a pretty specific thing - a machine that gives power to the powerless, so they cannot be trodden on by the powerful. That's how it works. When a law makes it legal to moneytize elections and campaigns, that machine breaks. It is, effectively, no longer a democracy. It's something 100
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Trophy Lab is Ukraine's website to make public all of Russia's military secrets. And I'm sure everyone appreciates that and thinks Ukraine are just some cool guys and nice allies. But is that why they're doing it? If everyone in the world knows all the specs and weaknesses of your stuff, and 110
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I'm going to make a wild claim: There are no negotiations between Iran and the US. But the US thinks there are. I think Iran has sent a team of professional trolls to pretend to be negotiating. Simply to play for time, for as long as possible. But that's just me. 020
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026I block posts about how great China is. I cannot swear with 100% certainty that they're all either paid propagandists or useful idiots. But I block them regardless. Because sometimes China does ... stuff I sympathize with. But never for reasons I sympathize with. China is a boot stomping, ... 120
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026It's not like anyone ever really pays attention. But if you did, you'd notice voices claiming that Denmark is the most boring, safe and stable place in the world - that nothing ever happens here. Well let me tell you: I am not a double Earth Quake survivor, here in Copenhagen. 110
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026This is propably pointless, but listen: Hantavirus doesn't spread from human to human the way a flu or common cold infection does. We get it from rodent feces. Not from sneezing. Chill, good people. Chill. Even RFK cannot make this a catastrophe. The ingredients are wrong. 000
Reposted by @kaptinkeen.bsky.socialCasval ☄️🏳️⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time 1195422650
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Ok. Serious question: Everyone has seen the internet overflowing with pictures and videos of cute cats fooling around in boxes of all kinds. Do we have *any* sort of solid evidence that proves this also happened before 1935 - that is, before Schrödinger? 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 18/04/202643 years. That's roughly how long it took, from Ronald Reagan calling the USSR an evil empire, to Donald Trump making the US an evil empire. And Trump is not the problem. The voters are likely to find someone equally repulsive to vote for, maybe not next time - but soon enough. 140
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Trump is being called a lot of thing: Maniac, demented, narcissist. Many things. I don't think that's it at all. I think he has erectile dysfunction. All of this, all that you see? Him trying to compensate. The world is being ruined over an old man's penis envy. 010
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026I feel like someone ought to say this: It's not Jesus. It's the Pope. I'm not exactly out to defend Trump. But it's not Jesus, it's the Pope. I mean, you can all see that, right? Jesus was a carpenter. The Pope wears white and red. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Apparently all I post are sort of 'political overflow' thoughts, mostly to myself since I .. have no followers 🤣😭 I came up with the term Cold Genocide. I'm quite proud of it: It describes the interaction between Israel and Palestine. Israel is currently in the 'Hot Genocide' phase of relations. 100
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 13/04/2026So ... Trump has blockaded the Strait of Hormuz. And it just proves a pattern: He doesn't understand that he can't win this way. The Iranians simply don't care. A bit of privation is nothing to religious fanatics. They'll blow up their own oil wells before letting Trump have them. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Instead of sending Mark Rutte to suck up to Trump, European leaders collectively should tell him: Fuck off! You are not our president, and you shouldn't be the American president. You should be in jail, almost certainly for the rest of your life. Clean up your own mess, and go away. US out of NATO. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Since Trump got his nose bloodied in Iran, he's looking for an easy win - and so Greenland is once again on the table. And I will say, we Danes don't have the same capacity for screaming defiance as the Iranians. At least ... I don't think we do?! 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Trump wants out of NATO. We're already not allies. The US is an ally of no nation on Earth. There's no reason to pretend. WE should kick the US out of NATO. For threatening genocide in Iran, for threatening invasion of Greenland, for illegal tarifs, and for electing a dimwitted troll president. 010
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Now, I'm not about to pretend the world is just waiting for some random dude from Denmark to come up with solutions - but the Arab peninsula absolutely needs to start building pipelines to avoid Hormuz and Bab al Mandep, and load up oil in the Pacific and Mediterranean instead. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Consider for a moment the evolutionary pressure that made Ukraine possibly the words foremost defence innovator. Facing a larger and on paper stronger Russian military, they pivoted and reinvented warfare. Big words, perhaps, but I think the Russians in the field would agree. 100
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Nato needs to cease existing. There, I fucking said it. I'm sorry, but we cannot pretend the US is an ally to anyone. Remember Kissinger? He said - effectively - that 'the US has no permanent allies, only interests'. Trump is saying the US has only vassals and enemies. Let's not be vassals. 100
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 27/03/20261) So ... I honestly think Trump is likely talking - negotiating - with the Iranians. Not the government, but someone he thinks will give him what he wants, and in return he'll make them the government. But the Iranians are more clever than Trump. Almost everyone is. 211
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 01/03/2026So. Trump and Netanyahu succesfully took out Khomenei. Which I suppose is good. Villains killing villains. Neither man has any interest in Iranian civilians, and I do worry that Trump will end up controlling Iran's oil, which seems to be sort of his thing. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026Let me share a thought: We tend think of january 2029 as the point where Donald Trump may seize power and end democracy. What we need to consider is that it happened in january 2025. 001
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 26/01/2026So. Public executions in the US. Not a great development. To my mind, immigration control is done by boring bureaucrats behind desks - not triggerhappy lunatics in combat gear, gunning down peaceful civilians in the street. Am I wrong?! 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026So .. suppose Trump really is sick, and dying. It makes me wonder: What would his closest people do if he died? My guess is Marco Rubio would heave a sigh of relief. JD Vance - the lickspittle - be president, god help us. What would Pete Hegseth do? Steve Witkoff? Karolyne Leavitt? 110
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The sad thing about tarifs on Denmark because wewont sell Greenland is that I already don't American - so I can't boycot them much more than already. I've already cut American brands. What now? You! If anyone ever reads this, YOU have to boycot the US, because I already did. 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It's my personal opinion that everyone should know the name of the band they were in, if in fact they were in a band. My band would be called Explosive Decompression. You're welcome! 😁 000
kaptinkeen.bsky.social @kaptinkeen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Since this is my first post, I suppose A) no one will ever see it, and B) I should make it memorable. So here's what: It's my claim that all of Trumps policies and actions are powered by Penis Envy. In his first precidency, his Erectile Dysfunction was only partial. That's why he's much worse now. 120
