Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Gettin' my butt scoped tomorrow. Hashtag old. 120
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comLarge Marge's Scary Face in Pee-wee's Big AdventureALT: Large Marge's Scary Face in Pee-wee's Big Adventure 000
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Self-reviews: Where the Dunning-Kruger effect can really get in there and do its thing!™ 000
Reposted by Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> MMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6fbuff.lyIt’s Decorative Gourd Season, MotherfuckersFor the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads. 113923
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Area Man: "This is an Onion article." 010
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Jimothy is pretty cool, but I fear with everyone having a really good camera in their pockets, we have missed out on a nice new cryptid. With local news stations interviewing old white men in mesh back caps swearing up and down they have seen raccoons before and this was DEFINITELY not a raccoon. 000
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Make a band bigger: Jimmy Eat Solar System 010
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Seeing about a Soundsystem 000
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comA Coom Willy Wonka's Wild RideALT: A Coom Willy Wonka's Wild Ride 010
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026static.klipy.comWeird Al Yankovic: Say What?ALT: Weird Al Yankovic: Say What? 000
Reposted by Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> MOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026 154200254668
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You've knighted you last rider 010
Reposted by Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> MRandall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/07/2026Time Change xkcd.com/3272/ 543739711
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I was there in the 90's. We would have never! 020
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The national embarrassment machine continues running at full capacity. 010
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Strong agree. If we can find that money we can give a home to every single houseless Portlander and have enough left over to fully fund transit 030
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 28/06/2026You've toaded your last wet sprocket 020
Reposted by Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> MCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 13/06/2026BREAKING: Donald Trump draws the biggest crowd in history for a president's name removal from a living memorial. 743071503
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 0113
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Today's blooms smell like dead squirrels #bloomscrolling 020
Reposted by Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> MThomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/05/2026You’re just a hater who doesn’t appreciate the truly spectacular once-in-a-lifetime cultural artifacts that AI produces 31011
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 040
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 10/05/2026...as sticker is placed on other sticker 000
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 060
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 30/04/2026At the risk of becoming one of those people that listens to vinyls and reads printed magazines and newspapers-- I've started collecting vinyls and I've subscribed to The Mercury and The Onion. 010
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 030
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 020
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The iElimination-of-Hunger-in-Every-Country-Where-iPhones-are-Manufactured™ 020
Reposted by Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> MBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Some timeline stuff: — We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks. — We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs. — Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.theonion.infoInfoWarsLet me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing… 1505891855
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Currently running through my head: 000
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 020
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 030
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 18/04/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 0101
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 030
Reposted by Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> MRebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 17/04/2026Bsky staff is scrambling to convince ppl that today's outage has nothing to do with their embrace of ai. That's great. We should make them scramble more. The cost of replacing competent humans with AI needs to be greater on every single level for every single company. 563114816
Reposted by Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> MThey Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026The World Is to Dig is here. Especially for you. open.spotify.com/album/2eOGS9...open.spotify.comThe World Is to Dig 222252
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 0162
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Today's bloom I love these fuzzy flowers #bloomscrolling 080
Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Today's blooms #bloomscrolling 051