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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M

@kaptainkdog.bsky.social
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Sigh. Another one of these sites. Maybe this one will not be a steaming pile very quickly.

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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Gettin' my butt scoped tomorrow. Hashtag old.
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Large Marge's Scary Face in Pee-wee's Big Adventure
ALT: Large Marge's Scary Face in Pee-wee's Big Adventure
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Self-reviews: Where the Dunning-Kruger effect can really get in there and do its thing!™
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 28/09/2026
BLAMMO. buff.ly/pykYN6f
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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
For the seventeenth year: Welcome to autumn, fuckheads.
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Area Man: "This is an Onion article."
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They Might Be Gyros
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jimothy is pretty cool, but I fear with everyone having a really good camera in their pockets, we have missed out on a nice new cryptid. With local news stations interviewing old white men in mesh back caps swearing up and down they have seen raccoons before and this was DEFINITELY not a raccoon.
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Jimmy Eat Solar System
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
10/10
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Seeing about a Soundsystem
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Strong agree
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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A Coom Willy Wonka's Wild Ride
ALT: A Coom Willy Wonka's Wild Ride
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Weird Al Yankovic: Say What?
ALT: Weird Al Yankovic: Say What?
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Seeing about a Cake
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You've knighted you last rider
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 16/07/2026
Time Change xkcd.com/3272/
3-panel comic. (1) PERSON 1 behind podium on stage: We all hate springing forward. But we love falling back. (2) [Audience pictured listening] PERSON 1: Therefore, we are abolishing the *spring* time change *only*. We’ll gain an hour every year, but never lose one. (3) PERSON OFF-PANEL: Won’t that cause the clocks to spiral out of sync with the sun? PERSON 1 holding up a fist: *Then we will meet the chaos clear-eyed and well-rested!*
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I was there in the 90's. We would have never!
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The national embarrassment machine continues running at full capacity.
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Strong agree. If we can find that money we can give a home to every single houseless Portlander and have enough left over to fully fund transit
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You've toaded your last wet sprocket
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
BREAKING: Donald Trump draws the biggest crowd in history for a president's name removal from a living memorial.
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
Yellow and pink Opuntia sp. Flowers
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Today's blooms smell like dead squirrels #bloomscrolling
Large, purple Dracunculus vulgaris flowers
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 29/05/2026
You’re just a hater who doesn’t appreciate the truly spectacular once-in-a-lifetime cultural artifacts that AI produces
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
Several large white with yellow center Carpenteria californica flowers
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
HAVE STRONG OPINIONS!

ARE THEY BASED ON REALITY?

THEY

UPON

BASED

HOW I

FEEL

IN MY

HEART.

I'M TERRIFIED THAT IF I RESEARCH AND FORM OPINIONS BASED ON REALITY, A WEDGE WILL BE DRIVEN BETWEEN ME AND MY COMMUNITY AND I WILL LOSE MY

FRIENDS

ANDFAMILY
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
...as sticker is placed on other sticker
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
Several clusters of pink Sidalcea virgata flowers
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Lollllllllllllll
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
At the risk of becoming one of those people that listens to vinyls and reads printed magazines and newspapers-- I've started collecting vinyls and I've subscribed to The Mercury and The Onion.
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
A large yellow Fremontodendron californicum flower
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
A large yellow Fremontodendron californicum flower
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Steve.
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The iElimination-of-Hunger-in-Every-Country-Where-iPhones-are-Manufactured™
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Some timeline stuff: — We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks. — We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs. — Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.
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InfoWars
Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Currently running through my head:
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
Orange Eschscholzia californica flowers
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
Light orange flowers
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
A red and yellow Tulipa gesneriana flower
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 17/04/2026
Bsky staff is scrambling to convince ppl that today's outage has nothing to do with their embrace of ai. That's great. We should make them scramble more. The cost of replacing competent humans with AI needs to be greater on every single level for every single company.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The World Is to Dig is here. Especially for you. open.spotify.com/album/2eOGS9...
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The World Is to Dig
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
A cluster of pink and cream Lewisia cotyledon flowers
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Today's bloom I love these fuzzy flowers #bloomscrolling
A red, orange, and yellow Tulipa gesneriana flower with orange and yellow hairy fringe on the petals
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Ken <howls, chain rattle, creak> M @kaptainkdog.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Today's blooms #bloomscrolling
Several large pink Prunus serrulata flowers
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