Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If Donald Trump had been visited by the spirits of the past present and future (as well as his old partner Jeffrey), we would have the department of ghostbusting funded at $1 trillion by New Years. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 24/07/2026If AI is so good, how come all the programs I’ve been using keep sucking more, especially when they add AI features? 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I’m of the belief that Steven Universe grew up to be Colombo. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 18/06/2026A pound of ground beef costs more than you can make in an hour at minimum wage. 010
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Every trillionaire who has ever existed has been a petty, miserable, pathetic edgelord desperately riding a wave of cringe to seem relevant. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Trump has been going after so many people in the primaries who wanted the Epstein Files released. 100
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The SpaceX IPO is like the flaming bag of shit. The S&P 500 is the porch. Your retirement fund is the shoe that steps on it. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 06/06/2026If we ever discover alien life, a bunch of these anti-woke chuds are gonna be real mad about the ‘forced alien representation’ in media. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Artificial intelligence shows you more about its creators than it does about humanity. It shows you that the people who make AI want to be affirmed and reassured. They want to feel smart. They want someone else to do tedious work, but don’t have an idea what that work is. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 26/05/2026We are living in an era defined by the fail sons of ambitious men who wanted a legacy. RFK Junior and Donald Trump both come from families where they were not even the second choice. Because of that they fucked around for a chunk of their life and now they really want the legacy. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 24/05/2026I appreciate it when historically people knew the gravity of the situation that their efforts would create. In May of 1844, Samuel Morse sent the first telegraph. It said “what has God wrought?” 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 22/05/2026This is Steve Witkoff. He looks like if Casper the friendly ghost manifested in the body of a random country club member. He was the chief negotiator to Hamas, Russia, and Iran. His crypto company has made the Trumps a billion dollars. 100
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If you’re left wing or trans, call yourself Christian. Memorize a useful bible quote. Make them come after Christians. If basic human dignity is too much, make the ‘idealists’ in their group uncomfortable. Make them abandon the pretense. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Can anybody sum up the whole transphobic Bluesky mods dramatic situation for me? 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 04/05/2026It’s interesting that big technology is moving towards defense all at once. Guess they don’t think AI is going to make enough money. Shocker. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 30/04/2026It is impressive in a field this competitive that DeJoy may be the most incompetent person in the Trump administration. I’ll grant that the sandbagging of the post office is likely intentional, but by this point he would’ve been fired from a kid’s lemonade stand. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 28/04/2026First day seeing love bugs. Well, spring was nice while it lasted. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 20/04/2026It is completely illegal for Trump to cancel elections for any reason. Because they reside with the state, the federal government does not have the power. He cannot position ice at the polls because that is voter intimidation, which is also illegal. You have an unalienable right to vote. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Interesting time to be in a Catholic town when the president is coming for the pope. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Trump: “Open the Strait!” Iran: “No.” Trump: [Blockades the Strait] 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Let’s see how Robert acts about strict constitutionality now that the president is coming to tell him what to fucking do about birthright citizenship. I can’t remember if this is in project 2025 or just regular racist bullshit. 010
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Since the Supreme Court seems to think that conversion therapy is OK, I really want someone to make a camp that ‘turns people trans’. I want to see the Kansas lawmakers shit themselves over it. Maybe the Church of Satan can get on that? 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 31/03/2026I’m glad to know that Donald Trump handles regime change with this much care and precision as he handles cabinet positions. On a related note, I totally forgot that she was a puppy killer with all the awful shit Noem did recently. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Can you have sympathy for someone who is objectively horrible? Yes. I feel sorry that so many people have a hole in them that drive them to do awful shit. But there has to be a line. Suffering makes suffering and such. It’s not okay to ruin the world because you never got validation from your dad. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 22/03/2026As a reminder; Bluesky is funded by venture capital that are running crypto scams, selling weapons to the worst people in the world, and otherwise being evil in a way that people like Trump wish they were smart enough to. 040
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 22/03/2026You know, if law enforcement trainers could be civilly liable for violations of the officers they train, it’d get real clean real quick. 010
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 22/03/2026Republicants won’t fund the TSA or FEMA because they don’t wanna regulate ICE, so they’re putting ICE in the airports now, since it has budget to spare. 030
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 21/03/2026If you support leadership after it breaks the social contract, you’re not being a stalwart. You’re being a simp. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 19/03/2026So DHS is now led by Noem’s sloppy seconds. Wonderful. Someone less qualified than the woman promoted to an imaginary job. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Fetterman is less democrat than Manchin was. Fetterman is a Republican who time traveled from the 90s. Fetterman is as democrat as Romney. Also he just backed MarkWayne Moron for DHS head. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Turns out the Secretary of Defense/War/Butt Chugging even saying “no quarter” is a federal and international crime. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Some easy political savvy: When a politician says “the average American”, they are blowing smoke up your ass. When they say “every single American” or “everyone” look at their voting record, but, he’s probably closer to a priority. I mean, they’re blowing smoke up your ass regardless, but still… 010
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 15/03/2026When we are inevitably attacked by foreign sources, this administration will crow about how it called it, and a small portion of Americans will even think about the fact that those in power were the cause. Wag the dog, but stupid. Like all the other old bullshit MAGA has trotted out. 011
Reposted by Kalederek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i feel like if i was tasked with not starting a war and bringing back US manufacturing jobs, i could have done a better job than this 742259252783
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 13/03/2026We’re no longer sanctioning Russian Oil, Peter Thiel is out loud explaining how to subvert democracy, and we have testimony of a preteen biting the current president’s dick. So, are we great yet? 010
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 10/03/2026For future DHS fuckups, remember the line from Chinatown: "You don't know what you're talking about, you dumb Okie" 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 09/03/2026“I have to go back and look at the war” - President Donald Trump 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Federman is Manchin but cheap and obvious, which is saying something. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I don’t understand how these techno futurist who worry about AI taking control are OK with both of the idea of AGI coming up soon and also unfetter goose of AI for the government in death machines and surveillance. It’s kind of like being scared of Skynet, but cheering for cyberdyne. 000
Reposted by KaleChristina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 05/03/2026#RELEASE THE EPSTEINFILE #RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES #RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES 592038759
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I don’t know if the cigarette companies considers vaping to be a net benefit for them or a net negative. It’s competition, but then again they can see every other anti-smoking group on them instead. 000
Reposted by KaleDrew Abides @drewabides.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Impeachment, conviction, and removal only work when Congress has a spine. 570108952291
Reposted by KaleGroovyShelly @groovyshelly.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Thank you, Sir, for speaking plain truth. 20867322172
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 06/03/2026This is Cricket. This is the puppy that Kristi Noem put a gun to the head of and blew away. The warning signs were there. 010
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Kristi Noem is now about the point when she realizes that much like every other person who has gotten cozy with Donald Trump, no matter how much you suck his dick, he will throw you to the wolves as soon as it saves his ass. Sacrificial lambs. There’s gonna be a lot. 000
Kale @kapmando.bsky.social · 04/03/2026You ever known as how back in the day it was all about “customer choice”? Yeah, how do I opt out of AI bullshit? That would be a choice I would like. 000
