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@kaplanaltman.bsky.social
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“we fry the little fish” -delta work hi i’m elio, i’m 31, i live in fl enby/queer he/they/she

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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
can’t wait to how that guy is gonna fuck it like he does with every other popcorn bucket
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ICE just kidnapped a woman at LAX airport Saturday Oct 3, 12:50AM. A community member was able to record when several ICE goons who refused to identify themselves grabbed the woman, put her into a van and then drove off.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
remembered who i was real quick (the_one_luxx_noir_london.gif)
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
body so tea i got coke allegations iktr
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you know niche community i am on a solo trip and i decided to go to a queer bar like a nice little small town faggot and it’s not that i don’t feel liberated or wtv it’s that the alcohol hasn’t hit yet lmfao
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🕷️Spectre of Communism🕷️, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He's trying to deliberately wreck the grand jury and get the victim SLAPP-ed. Vile stuff.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so excited to 🏴‍☠️ this
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
his skincare regime has changed my life my blackheads are slowly disappearing and i feel my pores getting smaller
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Libby Borden 🔪 @libbygrl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Casey sharing early TPC reviews 🥹💗 “Readers who are desperate for more of the pair […] will be satisfied to see their happily-ever-after continued.” “Henry, erudite and sometimes melancholy; Alex, passionate and occasionally scattered.” #rwrbtpc
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i find myself extremely protective of adéla as if she were my little sister in another life where we were children who would spend their days tending to their family’s apple orchard
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They’re just… saying it
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20/09/2026
It's like they all got marching orders to throw trans people under the bus.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Maybe you are right,” said Toad. “Maybe Frog does not want to see me. Maybe he does not want me to be his friend anymore.”
Frog sits off on the distance, an island unto himself.

From "Alone"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And this is me seeking attention because I really don’t want that right now, but knowing how he passed is what fucks me up the most.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the same vein, I feel horrible morning because of how long it had been since I’ve seen him, so the only people that know are my parents, my childhood friends who also lost him, and one of my friends. This account is pretty much anonymous, so it’s impossible for someone who knows me to identify me
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
grief cw I did some rough math estimating how many times I hung out with someone as a child/teenager/young adult. At least 400 times. After I estimated that, it really set in why I’m mourning the death of someone who I haven’t seen in over seven years.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: The New Directions will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
SEE WHEN YOU DO CLOWNERY
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"The greatest threat to American democracy is Christian nationalism" Hayley Williams
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he’s going to the selena gomez teen vogue party
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
isn’t he the enders game boy?
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Scott Bleeds Blue @democracy1112.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yes, i get the picture, it's called bribery.
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The Nightmare Before Chris 🎃 @bwprowl.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ravenous Samus in the I Think You Should Leave drive-thru sketch.
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Sue Carr @scarr54.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He never wants disabled in his rooms or in front of a camera. He especially hates disabled veterans b/c he doesn’t want to see that. He thinks disabled, sick & diseased people shouldn’t be allowed in public. He’s fired the disabled veterans working for the govt b/c they shouldn’t be seen at all.
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Jeff Rudd 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 @jeffrudd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2. Yes, you can check. He actually said this.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 04/09/2026
Tweet from lauren @NotABigJerk

i'm not falling for that ATLANTIC ARTICLE. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion

Tweet was photoshopped to replace "hot take" with "ATLANTIC ARTICLE"
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Impeach Fetterman
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Scoops @scooptown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So this is murder. And this is what they get to do to us. If they are ever held accountable their victims are already dead. LAPD, NYPD, ICE, DHS, are all tools of imperialistic oppression.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
and he was saying all of that while using aave and a blaccent so should we be that surprised he’s a piece of shit?
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There's no way he legitimately won all swing states, but those who did vote for him again, are still at least 80% at fault. And we are all paying.
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The TransAdvocate @transadvocate.com · 23/08/2026
When fascism shows up, it’s because Centrists opened the door. Centrism not only will not, but cannot save us from fascism.
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spiderman vs MAGA in Minneapolis.
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/08/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It ain’t about trans people. It’s about middle aged men’s egos.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
i’m ruining that feeling by listening to phoebe bridgers’ new album
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
yk some shit really got me down but i’m feeling really grateful at the same time because i feel a lot of love in my life
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
400 library workers begin their strike Monday after endless months of trying to negotiate with management. Already the anti-union propaganda machine is calling the library workers entitled. The LIBRARY workers. You don't staff the desk at the free stuff store because you're greedy.
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The fact that HBO compelled even this lukewarm non-apology out of one of the modern world's proudest and more powerful bigots means that her hatred is actually affecting their bottom line.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
35 is NOT a young woman the same way I’m 31 and not a young adult. Let’s stop babying people who have been adults for almost half their lives.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
joyful yaoi
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
massive win for the me community
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Pop Base @popbase.tv · 10/08/2026
One year ago today, prominent journalist and Al Jazeera correspondent Anas al-Sharif was killed by an Israeli airstrike on a media tent in Gaza City. He was 28 years old and had been receiving threats for reporting on Israel’s war crimes prior to his assassination.
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
ANYWAYS I’m doing better now trust me.
tweet from user @sicksadturd saying “bitches be like "i'm just going through it" yeah going through phoebe bridgers' discography get some help”
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HOLD OFF ON NOT KILLING YOURSELF MY CASSETTE PLAYER ISN’T REWINDING
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
never kill yourself i found a small business that’s opening up next month that sells cassette tapes
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chronic complainer @kaplanaltman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
love a small business love a pop up love a farmers market hate that farmers market are open til 1 pm that’s just a crime for a sleepyhead and homemade breakfast girlie like me…i’m still gonna wake up a little earlier next week to support don’t get me wrong.
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