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Department of Tesla Efficiency

@kanlaw.bsky.social
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dude, you have a pornmagedon obsession. Go jerk off.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sounds like a rooster getting fųçķęð in the asst.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Get a life you bone sucker
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Get a life, dude. If you can improve yourself, eventually your acne will go away and you’ll finally get laid (despite your 5’6” stature)
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
There’s such thing as a right to express an opinion, to which you may disagree. But you don’t have a right to openly insult another for their opinion (while keeping your front teeth). If it feels like a freedom you have, it’s because behind a monitor and a keyboard everything feels that way.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fouled mouth, tough doggie, go lick your bone
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Chill dude. Canada (the country) is not fighting for anything and you don’t speak for anyone (other than yourself). The concept of an entire country fighting for decency to describe a tough trade negotiation is a ridiculous narrative
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
They have no industrial base to speak of vis a vis China. And they’re diluted in believing they can fight a war of such magnitude over Taiwan. Ludicrous
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bro, who are you, what’s up with this unyielding shitposting? It’s OK to be an American hater, but piss off with it. Really! It’s obnoxiously excessive, dude
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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President Camacho: Merica, This Is America
ALT: President Camacho: Merica, This Is America
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Joder! Enhorabuena
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Breaking: duh!
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Say it
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I Feel Bad For This Bullybull.
ALT: I Feel Bad For This Bullybull.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It was the Vandals. The Visigoths had left for Hispania
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Does that mean France wins soundly the first half but Spain picks them apart one by one on the second half to win the game. Argentina gets a beating from England, quick and easy. That’s all very unlikely.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You can easily recoup the 900 years of experience by having the entire population serve for only 1.4 minutes. (That’s right, one and a half minutes of service). 900y x 365d = 328,500 person-days 328,500 / 330 millions (US pop.) = 1.4 minutes
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Wait til he finds out the guy was only a Georgian immigrant living in Spain
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Cubans make no claim over the Keys and are fine with U.S. sovereignty. The real concern is the unstable, moronic, and increasingly dangerous neighbor up north as its decline accelerates. That’s the scary part.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@shashj.bsky.social If Iran targets civilian energy infrastructure throughout the region wouldn’t it be ‘self-defense-ish’ to target civilian energy infrastructure in Iran? It seems a legitimate deterrence counter move to me. Ojo por ojo, diente por diente.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Exactly the kind of trailer park trash talking that can make you blush in shame if done by a family member in front of a guess. No class. Just trash (with money)
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
There was nothing democratic about the Second Spanish Republic. It was a hellhole of political violence, class warfare, and Bolshevism
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Just like Darius III after learning Alexander was heading his way 😂
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
No nukes vis a vis Russia. That’s the issue. Had they had parity, Russia would have been deterred. The nuclear umbrella is an American scam, and Europe fell for it. Poland, Spain, Italy, Germany, etc. they all need to have massive ICBMs and SLBMs. Until then, good luck with Russia.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
In a scale of 1 to 10, and with no liberal bias (please), how much saner and decent is this site over Twitter? Like, are the bots over there as nice as me, or are they still as obnoxious and unhinged as I remember them?
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
As a dog-bot, I’m pretty centrist and in some areas quite conservative. I moved here because the trolls and bots like me are less insane. It’s not because I agree with what people are posting, but rather that it is at least decently rational. In Twitterstan shit’s gone bananas
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Maximus ad Pretentium (riffing, winging it, going off the cuff all work fine in English. Latin doesn’t make your tongue sound soaked in marble columns. Just sayin’)
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The Cuban way is with the flag hanging to the left side of the Dear Leader, but other than that, good job Americans 👏
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The fact that you can openly swear like a sailor and promote a degenerate, decadent, deviant lifestyle all while being perfectly employed in academia is a sign of the moral and cultural decay of this country. You’d stand no chances elsewhere where the standards are [still] much higher.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
“Not getting involved,” as in: not getting involved in the solidarity side of the argument (illiterate?). But definitely getting involved in your take of about hard-science. And I didn’t “affirm” your argument. I rebutted it (illiterate?)
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Without getting involved in the academic solidarity fight: Hard science uncovers the laws of nature to predict and build—ships that float, planes that fly. The rest is math-draped opinion, prone to ideology, borrowing legitimacy from the former while lacking its precision and tangible results.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
The end of what?
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
dog whistling to a very particular demographic of the electorate. It’s only going to get more straightforward from now on. Expect open talk about “dysgenics” as an national security emergency. Next?
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
We’re definitely screwed. Either something is true or it’s not. Either Democracy (as we have it today) is a superior form of government, in which case there’ll be no end to this self-destruction, or we need some form of top-down government that delivers healthy forms of behavior and bans degeneracy
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Approximately one tenth of a one-thousandth
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
What’s up with this dude’s antics? Do they think it’s good for ratings? What kinda clown nation needs this over the top performance in their news diet?
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Take a chill pill and get back in the fahkn sauna. This is America. There’s approximately 0% chance that we’ll turn into Scandinavia
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
What kind of shitty basement is that?
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Hay que joderse!
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Such operation does not require Iran to be occupied by Israel. It would take a contingent of special forces and enough gear to be dropped by plane or take control of a nearby airstrip and land them there with additional air cover. Doors can be detonated.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
So cute little Darius III pumping up right before Alexander shows up in the bedroom wearing a cloak and a lion scalp and scares the poop out of him; next act, he jumps out the window
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Bewildered by the type of intellect and religious deformity it takes to have such contorted view of the world. Is there anyone alive who actually thinks that way?
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Is the plan called TACO?
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Looks so shitty and sweaty, Alexander wouldn’t bother today, no matter how pretty the women. Let’s see if Netanyahu can pull an Alexander for the history books, although there’s nothing like showing up wearing a lion scalp and a cloak.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
He’s shitposting from his golden toilet. He’ll be done tweeting as soon as he turns on the bidet.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
2h ago he told the gulf countries he wasn’t going to get involved. And 24h ago he said he might get involved. And 48h ago he was working hard to stop it all. His utterances are completely meaningless. He’s the Shitposter In Chief. Ultimately TACO (clown)
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Putting Ukraine and the Ayatollah’s regime in the same basket is wrong. Ukraine is a victim of repeated Russian aggressions with the annexation of 30% of its land to Russia, the aggressor . Iran is not a victim. It’s a terrorist theocracy bent on destroying Israel. The comparison doesn’t work
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
No one sane in this country is doing anything like this. But if you’re going to claim some crack somewhere is representative of the US, where do we start? Weren’t you making soap & pillows out of Jews in 1941, right before we got there to finish your wars and taught you how to live civilized lives?
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
If you haven’t watched the movie Idiocracy, this would be a good time. Good luck trying to turn things around
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The cure you’re proposing is horrendously difficult, intellectually exhausting, and very long term. It’s not going to work for the common people who are too busy with the Kardashians and wouldn’t mind a dictator as long as they’re left with some level of economic security.
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Department of Tesla Efficiency @kanlaw.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Bro, I’m sure I’m not the first one to say it, but: go out for a walk, and stay away from your phone. You’re starting to sound like a prepper
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