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Kane Clements📎

@kaneclements11.bsky.social
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Happy soul. Likes country, walks, photography, reading + beer. Volunteers. GTTO. Rejoin EU. No DMs. Wülferhampton.

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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 4h
Her belief in her own abilities is at odds with every last fragment of evidence. She doesn’t have policies. All she does is mainline variations on all the brain dead, culture war shit that has consigned this country to our current plight.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Total respect. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 👍🏻🙂
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Probably wet and murky.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Justice is imperfect. People are wrongly convicted. Governments can change the list of offences to which the death penalty applies at will. There is no place for it in a civilised society.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Greetings Kaci. 👋👋😸😸 A fine day here in Devon.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks like a fair swap for a good supply of Pet Munchies and a comfy bet out of the weather.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mr Collins is a life form that fails to reach the bar to be a human being. And that bar is set so low!
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
👍😆
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve said before. My father did a DNA test on his mothers side our ancestors arrived just after the last ice age. Shared 20% of his DNA with Cheddar Man. So it seems my ancestors were dark skinned. 👍🙂 So she can go swivel.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ride what? Halloween themed tandems?
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or editing. 🙂
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lesly, rhymes with Lesbi…. That’s a woman whose nocturnal dreams are of resting her head on a pillow flicked with curly hair. Denial is a wonderful thing.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. Since my illness I have managed to lose weight and keep it off. The odd fry up is acceptable. 😃
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolute beaut. 😀
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woo Hoo! 😊👍
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👋👋👋😸😸😸 Morning Kaci. 😆
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just been to a local cafe for a fry up. The inner man is now fortified. 👍😬😆
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope all goes really well. I find when travelling that imposing tight deadlines on myself is the worst thing. 👍🙂
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chin up. Spirit of optimism and all that.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morning. It is indeed a good one so far. You?
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Some hope Spuddy old chap!
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mrs C and I are getting our Covid and Flu boosters this coming Wednesday.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The way he’s moving. Is he retaining a large vibrating egg?
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ginsters don’t make pasties. End of.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Watson has been bought. Personally I’d tell Watson that he and Palatir should get a room at Premier Inn and go f*ck themselves. There is a case for banning the company from the UK.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Or that their care could impoverish them.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yep. Have a hobby that is all engrossing and suddenly realising lunch time passed long ago. 🤪😬
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Try being retired. The bin rota is vital to understanding which day of the week it is.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really thick. Really really thick. Care home fees running £1600 a week plus means they will have sod all left to leave after two years of care for a couple. (That totals £332,800 quid to save you all breaking out your abacuses. And that is before extras like spending money, hair cuts etc).
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mrs C and I have shared iCal calendars. Bins, dog flea and worm treatments, medical appointments, her ping pong, my charity stuff. Be lost without it. Used to have a kitchen calendar. Didn’t work.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He is 79, was brought up in a council house. He made lots of money and donated over 50 million to charity. Then, if the quote is correct and with the DT one can never be sure, he makes an absolute tit of himself. Funny old world.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Evening Kaci. Been doing manual work again. 👍😟🫤
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That frankly sums up a proportion of the male of the species in anecdotal form.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The voice of experience?
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All kingdoms are invented. They are not creations of nature. 🤨
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bestest of wishes.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Diesel hunt, rhymes with c……. 😹
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I got my diagnosis in January I decided to sell my old diesel Volvo. High mileage etc. Last week I bought a little runabout. A Peugeot 108. All the extras 28k miles, service history etc. Book mpg about 67. I don’t buy new depreciation. Look carefully and good older used out there.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lucky. Ember goes for 80% minimum and looks terribly aggrieved when moved. 🥺
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😹😹
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They are showing off. 😬
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Afternoon Kaci. Been busy doing manual work. 👍👋👋😟
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wilful ignorance is indeed a choice.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I said I ‘don’t want to know’. Thanks your spudliness. 🤪😬
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ash, I have no idea where you found this. And don’t want to know. Can you not get a hobby to occupy yourself?
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have never liked him. It has always been about him. Absolute narcissist.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I always knew you had the legs for a tutu Emerson you old rogue.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If that is what the bears are eating there is going to be one hell of a queue (and stink) up in the woods tomorrow.
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Kane Clements📎 @kaneclements11.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same. Just out of it. I had the deluxe package with the complementary catheter. So peeing was not a problem.
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