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@kandyelmo.northsky.social
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 5h
"Riot Games Commit To Any Project Past the Peak" Challenge (Impossible)
PCGamer article:

3 months after launch, Riot announces League of Legends Classic will be killed in January: 'most have gone back to other parts of League'
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 13/10/2026
During Thanksgiving, I found a vodka Bev that's MOSTLY JUICE. This shit tastes like the drinks I get at my local shawarma place. You must understand, this is my "Oh, I'm in trouble" drink
Crafty Elk Hard Juice: Mango and Honey
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 12/10/2026
Quote channels are a gift cuz moments like this can really slip past you
HAPPY BAPPY KANDY YOU FUCKING PUBLIC USE SLUT WE LOVE YOU, ALSO GOOD GIRL~
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love when the pharmacy just says fuck it and gives you the actual bottle sometimes
My hand holding a bottle of progesterone
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
I shared this with her a bit after (obviously) and she gave herself the title "weird stoner art dyke aunt" OH MY-
Stick figure waving their arms as they verbally keysmash
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm hitting levels of gay that past me couldn't even fathom.
Discord message from me: "good morning, I woke up with the realization that my recent 'Hangouts' with an older lady mostly feel like visiting an aunt and I am unable to shake that thought away. TL;DR, I am in heat
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 10/10/2026
Breaking News: "Cookie Clicker" Dev On Some Shit orteil.dashnet.org/youcanonlywa...
Orteil42: tamagotchi pet game in your browser except there's no buttons or anything so all you can do is log in every day and watch your wacky little guy slowly starve and die

Ok here.
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Update, the same friend is pulling out the big guns. Mingling with older women is not for the weak cuz then your friends will hit you with lines like "maybe next time she'll let you put a load of kids in her hall". I can't do this...
Pic of a lady in a wrapped up cardigan, staring at the distance with the caption saying "wind blowing"
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pray for me, y'all 🫠
Instagram DM from Sapphi: "Hi, Kandy..."
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHA, YES, YES!!!! (The meetup at @atproto.to went really well! I'm so glad I got to meet cool faces and to hear some cool stuff being made.)
Bunch of stickers on my lap, from pckt to gander to anisota and leaflet and more
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don't be surprised.
Screenshot of YouTube music playing "crystallized" by brakence
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
wow, 2holis is dropping a new album! lemme see the trackl- YOSHITAKA AMANO???
album cover for "Pirouette" by 2holis. It's done by Yoshitaka Amano, depicting the artist holding a lady
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 06/10/2026
The colder season has pushed me to wear sweater and leggings more often and oh my god, what the fuck, jfc, holy shit, goddamn
Pic of me wearing leggings that are fighting for its life
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
My area in this app is a magical place
Post on t4t by possible.ashes titled "the next big thing in t4t sex roleplay" 

"Is going to be Communist sub x Bonapartist/Developmentalist dom. Invest early in this one"
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pack of ravenous wolf girls...
Person staring at the car window
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
For my birthday, I decided that I wanted to uncomfortably think about things really hard.
Letterboxd review for "Primetime", there and a half stars and a like:

Lance and Robert made sure to lock in how predatory the pursuit of spectacle-focused justice can be and how it affects everything you do. This shit a vampire movie in disguise.
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've been moving so sapphic-ly, I had a whole friend group forgetting that I'm actually pansexual
That image of the set of Sinners where Michael B Jordan is looking from behind
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
It's really nice to be able to share the stuff that you cooked up out to the world (be cool!), but it must be a whole other series of emotions (be cool!) to break that digital copy of that portfolio through fresh copies & to share that to the reality of whoever you're gifting them to (be cool!!!).
Picture of a series of different prints of art across my bed
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 04/10/2026
The tragic thing that I've had the privilege to learn is that the best kind of makeouts are the ones that start when you're about to leave.
Image of SpongeBob all red like he's about to burst
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaa, I got it figured out LMAOOOOO
Bathroom mirror selfie of the fit I'm wearing
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is how I'm gonna feel about "Cloud 9" by Tinashe when that shit plays. It's the law to feel like this, actually
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning, a lead dev in a bsky client fork that I use daily now knows that I make moves like the disaster lesbian I always wanted to be.
Xan liking that one update I did where visiting her is back to back now
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
...yeaaaaaaaa, it's gonna be back to back now.
Guy looking like hes having a tough time saying shit while he has his hand on his neck
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was watching a reel about the moves white leftists were doing over there and this comment also tells me everything I need to know and just keep pushing.
Massachusetts has always been ahead in queer rights, so it stands to reason they'd also be ahead in queer wrongs to some degree
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can't believe this is how I learned Hwei is in the mobile game, omfg I might go back
Screenshot of Instagram suggesting the Instagram for wild riff and the profile picture is Hwei
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wanted to make this a separate post, but one of the coolest things about using @witchsky.app is being able to just trust accounts to be "trusted verifiers" so I don't gotta wait for Bluesky to officially give them access to that. And if that account also uses WS, I'll see their badge like usual!
Screenshot of me trusting the furrylist account as a trusted verifier.
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know that the magic of my posts is that I could be talking about any baddie within my vicinity, but I'd like to update this particular post by saying that I am now being feral for *2* of her partners.
Rumi from Kpop Demon Hunters smiling brightly in her initial Golden outfit.
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
There are two vibes in my soul right now...
Two songs named Melatonin, one by Tinashe and the other by jomm and readyaimfire27
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
drawing of a person in disappointing awe
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
uh oh
substack note from halimede about an article called "the surgery"
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 26/09/2026
...Something Just Happened™️
halimede post with the account wide transphobia label from northsky
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can't wait for this show to come out! Maybe space out the handle a lil bit, jfc LMAOOOOO
Instagram profile of gen z therapist show, with the handle genztherapistshow
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so serious, the more you do that stuff, the more you're just gonna look like this. This stuff is not for everyone!!!
Meme of a person wearing every that explains nuances of things
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Been a minute since I spread the word, but hi I wanna bring more people over to Sapphi (I just don't wanna use Grindr anymore lmao) I only wish to share them with the sapphic, queer and trans folks in Toronto, but I'm fine with mutuals asking if they're curious! If this sounds like your jam, reply
Super user - unlimited codes
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
MOM, THE MARKETING TEAM IS THROWING OUT SHITPOSTS THAT THE BIOPIC THEY'RE ADVERTISING IS TRYING TO CRITICIZE, COME PICK ME UP.
Screenshot of some a24 post on TikTok promoting PRIMETIME.
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
check it!
Improvements on Bluesky#

    Cooler name (and kawaii logo)
    Themes, hue slider, and Material You support
    OAuth login option
    Sort/filter accounts in account switchers
    Hold/right click on interaction buttons to use another account
    You can change "post" to any phrase you want in the UI
    Choose between sharing witchsky.app or bsky.app links
    Embed player works with stream.place links!
    Open posts in a configurable ATProto explorer, Skythread, and original bridged fedi instances
    You can delete and redraft (basically edit!) posts
    Better defaults (alt text required 😉 autoplay off 🫨)
    Read your chat threads with deleted/deactivated accounts
    Unique repost icons in notifications
    Repost carousels in following feed
    Can download videos
    Stable CSS hooks for browser userstyles
    Stay on a page when switching accounts
    'Mutuals' in place of 'Following' when relevant
    Pet label (option to toggle, & visibility for everyone else)
    No unread notifications badge limit (✗30+)
    No age assurance or blocks based on location
    No push notifications (hopefully will be added later)
    Kept as up-to-date as possible (sporadically unstable as a result)
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm so glad that there's been more bluesky client forks out there, but witchsky.app has been in the top 3 for me purely cuz of this:
screenshot of a popup on witchsky saying that the account has been marked as a pet by its owner. This window is covering the profile of @heika.dog for obvious reasons.
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the kind of energy I wanna move with
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
and just like that, I got the bsky eq. of "ARIANA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???"
Kuba Suder and 1 other liked your bwop
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
There's a specific demographic within the ATProto developer community that I hope get to build shit for as long as they wish...
Bluesky profile of @pds.ls, the head is some Miku x teto shit. There is yuri all around us.
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
i will never escape the fate I gave myself
jet set ratio: kandy keysmashing, water is wet
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
GETTING HIT WITH "BELLPUPPY" & "PUPPYMOO" HAS BEEN ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS TO HAPPEN TO ME AND I CAN DENY IT NO LONGER!!!
Pic of a person crying on all fours
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 20/09/2026
gonna be fucking with people by using the "true" meme but it's with the p4r sprite just to see if they even notice the difference
the adachi "true" reaction pic, but it's with the new sprite
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being on the internet long enough will teach you just how much racism is in EVERYTHING. EVEN IN THE THINGS YOU CARE ABOUT MOST, AND YOU GOTTA LOCK IN AND STOMP THAT SHIT DOWN!
Tumblr post from ferocioustrout where a drawing of a sapphic fem couple and drawn in two different shades of skin color. One is being seen as "masculine butch4butch Yuri", the other is seen as "girly fem4fem Yuri"
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh, I can change the icons on Sapphi now. Lemme see what they h- OH!
Screenshot of the app icons based off of different pride flagsCrop screenshot of one of the icons where it's based off the one with the upside down triangle but instead of the labyrs, it's the logo of the app
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 15/09/2026
BAD NEWS GANG, RIOT IS AT IT AGAIN. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, I'M COOKED.
Heartsteel art promoting the skinline and a new single
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 12/09/2026
And to no one's surprise, I am going back to her place
Twilight sparkle in MLP holding a smile like everything is fine and she's being really normal about it.
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Kandy @kandyelmo.northsky.social · 09/09/2026
Girl Who's Gonna Be OK:
[Interlude: Teezo Touchdown]
(Baby) Dogs will be dogs
(You know I'm in the streets) Though we may roam
(But I promise) Leave the door open
Tonight, I'm comin' home (I'm comin' home)
Dogs will be dogs (I know you feel me, baby)
No leash in sight
Leave the door open
I'm comin' home tonight (I mean the dogs)
Ah-ooh, ah-woo
Ah-ooh, ah-woo (I mean the dogs)
Ah-ooh (Yeah)
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