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Kamistry

@kamistry.bike
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Cosplayer sometimes, lewd sometimes, biking sometimes, sleepy all the time. Your favourite Tommy Wiseau underwear model.

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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
this is my game, I Don’t Remember When I Started Killing Bugs Again. to play, you log it every time you kill an insect. this is also available as a web app @transwron.gs made with me. people tell me it changed their behavior- they think twice about hurting insects when they remember the rules.
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 26/09/2026
Wish more shirt designs were available as an iron on and not just as an entire shirt Almost guaranteed we've all got enough clothes, much of which would be suitable for stuff like that More colour options! Artists/stores wouldn't need to hold as much clothing stock! Cheaper shipping! Come onnn
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Erin Returns From The Grave 🦇🖤🦇 @woodaba.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 22/09/2026
I'm bringing back o.O I'm bringing back *_* I'm bringing back ._____. I'm bringing back x_x I'm bringing back orz I'm bringing back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm bringing back ٩( ᐛ )و and nobody can stop me
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 13/09/2026
Every dollar spent on my Fansly will be put towards donations for mental health support. By which I mean I'm gonna use it for therapy. A good cause!
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 12/09/2026
3 weeks ago: "well the depression is hitting way harder than ever but I think I'm handling it well. Last time something like this happened I upended my life but this time I don't think I'll do anything regrettably stupid" Narrator's voice: he did.
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 26/08/2026
Oh hello
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 25/08/2026
Aw darn, an ingrown hair. Don't want that to stand out. I better poke and pick at it until it turns into a tiny scar, that'll solve it
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 24/08/2026
While I can't write off bubble tea pearls as a work expense it's cool that I can do that for camera filters and sex toys
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 18/08/2026
Rare that I'll rewatch something even within a year or two of seeing it a first time, but I'm on a rewatch of this within a month. Feels like a spiritual successor to Daria and, bonus, it's Canadian! Can't recommend highly enough, wish there were a way to get a physical copy.
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 12/08/2026
It's weird that I used to draw so, so much, and now nearly 10 years after leaving the industry I've barely done anything except for a couple go-nowhere attempts to reignite the spark of joy I once had for it. Anyway I think I'm depressed lool
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 07/08/2026
"They're the same picture" #Cyberpunk #Edgerunners #DavidMartinez #Cosplay #Trigger
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 03/08/2026
Did it again
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 01/08/2026
Here's a still from a video of me singing Memory from Cats dressed as Waluigi. This won me a vibrator. I guess this is just what I do now
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 26/07/2026
Incredible exchange in this iPod FB group
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 25/07/2026
My last shirt pattern (revised early 2020 I think) had the bicep area measure about 9.5" around, and when my Law shirt came out with the sleeves too tight I measured out my current biceps and they're at 12". Not the biggest gains for a whole 6 years but I've been slacking so still happy with that
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 21/07/2026
"I've been managing to avoid doomscrolling because the algorithms really like to tailor content specifically to who I am and it turns out the last thing I want is to be reminded of who I am" is a heck of a phrase to type out, read over, and realize you might be depressed huh
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 21/07/2026
Have airline execs been huffing their own jet fuel, why are ticket prices like double what they were a couple years ago but still asking +100 for a checked bag or +50 for a carry on? God I wish this stupid continent could figure out trains
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 16/07/2026
Shot celebrating my successful DIY lens repair which saved me $500 hell yeah Also means new stuff up on ye ol' sin site: fansly.com/Kamistry/
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 15/07/2026
Don't think enough of you know exactly how much control you have over notifications here, being able to turn off likes especially is great
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 14/07/2026
We out here
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 13/07/2026
My favourite part about working on cosplay is getting distracted and doing anything but that. Here's my Law stuff. Instead of working on it I've swapped an iPod shell, painted a bike helmet, and made an entirely different shirt. Hell yeah
A bunch of fabric and a pair of jeans sitting on the ground floor of an apartment, not being turned into a cosplay
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 09/07/2026
Oh hey
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 08/07/2026
Today I found out the best thing about these mirrors
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 06/07/2026
Going from green to purple went well enough at least
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 06/07/2026
I know what I'm doing I swear
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 01/07/2026
I don't care about Verso but this would be so easy to put together
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 25/06/2026
Cyberpunk Edgerunners David closet cosplay from Yeticon! Had fun with the makeup despite it being a last minute addition, gonna get some proper supplies and try some more of it next time 👀 #cosplay
A selfie of a David cosplayer from Cyberpunk EdgerunnersA selfie of a David cosplayer from Cyberpunk EdgerunnersA selfie of a David cosplayer from Cyberpunk Edgerunners. He's making a goofy "chad" face to resemble a drawn meme of the character making a similar face.David from Cyberpunk Edgerunners drawn resembling the "chad" face meme
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 24/06/2026
Post-movie Kuzco be like
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 20/06/2026
Makeup came out alright for just messing around
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 19/06/2026
So far the vibe of Yeticon is great and I found a tiny belt for my regular belt so that's neat
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 18/06/2026
Highly recommend red eye flights if only for the liminal vibes dead airports have
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 14/06/2026
Every few months I remember that I'm only where I am/the person I am because of the generosity, opportunities, patience, guidance, and kindness granted to me by the people in my life, and whether or not they're still in my life I think that's pretty damn great
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 11/06/2026
Live action One Piece gang am I cooking or nah
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 31/05/2026
Please clap
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 28/05/2026
Unbelievable that Crocs did a One Piece collab but they didn't do any Croc Crocs. Like come on at least a little charm or something
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 27/05/2026
Dudes on the internet are so weird. You'll have the hottest women alive getting as naked as media censors allow and they'll just jump into the comments insulting them for it, then immediately flip to a porn site. Figure your shit out doofus
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 25/05/2026
A bunch of subs running on a track with a dom at the finish line call that a race to the top
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 20/05/2026
Anyway I went to Japan for 3 weeks and have renewed my hate for every North American convenience store and zoning law once again
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 20/05/2026
After finally getting through S1 of The Pitt I see why my coworker compared me to Shen Also Dana is the absolute best Also wow what a whiplash of a show
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 14/05/2026
Getting roasted by my "totally not a weeb" friend for not caring about Yu Yu Hakusho
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 10/05/2026
NieR reference on the Shimanami Kaido
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 24/04/2026
Welp I'm a Witch Hat Atelier convert
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 20/04/2026
HP and Brother be like "release the Epson files"
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 13/04/2026
Every burrito is goddamn 70% rice now
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 13/04/2026
Headbutt is such a weird word. Right up there with "walkie talkie"
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 12/04/2026
Found out I can get a .bike domain name and well
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 09/04/2026
Never fully watched Hey Arnold as a kid (only saw a few eps) but sure didn't remember them having an episode that parallels Rosa Parks/nerd ostracization
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 08/04/2026
Haircut.
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Kamistry @kamistry.bike · 04/04/2026
Agreed, not because the plot /isn't/ kind of a lengthy mess, just that the joke is played out. Also, it's way easier to enjoy the series if when something weird happens you just nod and agree and take this approach:
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