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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

So first it never happens. Now it only happens a little but not enough to be a real problem. Want to just skip to the part where you say it’s happening a lot and it’s a good thing it’s happening? Then you can call me a racist for not thinking it’s a good thing & you can move on to more TDS ramblings

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Oooh whoopsie. Guess it happened again. I thought you said this doesn’t happen? 🤔

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Pretty goooooddd *hiccup* im thhhh-till DRUBK!

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

What did you call it again? “Fact-paddled?” Yeah I’ll go with that. -💙, still not President, Kommiela

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Omg he’s cute! I’m only on my 3rd box of wine today, so I would know *hiccup* cute. As a girl from a middle class family, we didn’t have much besides a 2 story, 6 bedroom house, 3 full meals a day, and most modern first world comforts, but I assure you, I am still a victim! Thank you. -💙Kommiela

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

😂😂😂 There are plenty more and there will be plenty more coming out in the next few years as the fraud is exposed. You can go look them up yourself if you actually care about the truth. Or don’t. I don’t really care. I’m not wasting any more time on you. 💙 Not President, Kommiela

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

After voting seven times? Think it is the flex I thought it was. Think you’re just mad I didn’t fall for your bullshit

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

If squirrels are rodents then pizza is cake. See? We can all just say stupid shit.

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Dear Kat Zoboomafoo, I juss’ want to say.. that I drunkenly sway in solidarity with you. Hey! That rhymed- uh-huhuhuHAHAHAHAH! I too… know what it’s like to face cr-UHHH*BURP* crushing defeat in an erection-I mean *ELECTION! 💁🏾‍♀️ uhuhuhHAHAHAH! Stay strong-*retch*🤮 fellow girl boss! Love, Kommiela

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Psst* he’s in jail. Lol ❤️Commiela

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Hello everyone, I’m speaking. Wow, I’m actually so glad I didn’t *hiccup* win. Jusss’ Dance Vance is actually a g-*BUUURRRP*grrreat great President. I wonder if they’d hiiii-hu-hu*HEEAAVE-retch*🤮 -Mmhmm…Hire, me back at McDonald’s. Y’all want fries with that? 🍟 Uh-huh-huh-haHAHAHAHA!

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Omg @donlemonofficial.bsky.social When you go to jail can I be your cellmate? It’s me, Commiela. I identify as a drunk man now, so we could technically be cellmates. Let me know what you think 💙

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Hello everyone, I’m speaking. Thank you all for making your voices heard this weekend at the No Kings rallies. I’m proud we stood up for democracy and for a candidate (me 😉) who received 0 primary votes and who was effectively coronated by the elite class as your nominee. ❤️QK

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Hello everyone. I’m speaking. Please go buy my new book 107 Days “Sober” 😉 As a girl from a middle class family, I know about struggle and sometimes Momala struggles… with the ole devil’s grape juice. But for 107 days I stayed completely sober .. kind of This is that story

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Kamala’s Beard @kamalasbeard.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

FASCIST!! OMG IM SO TRIGGERED! I GREW UP IN A MIDDLE CLASS FAMILY!!!

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