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Kalus

@kalus.bsky.social
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I'm that guy that does things and stuff Back in the Puget Sound Telegram: @Kalus

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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 9h
Was hard with hooves on
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 9h
Definitely didnt grab your ass...
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 14h
Come drink with us!
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nebula swinging hard
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait... what? They did a theater night for it?
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its always beet season in Lithuania
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
UwU 👉👈
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yea, not worth it at this point... state has all but said we arent allowed to do that.
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So I am set up to go to Howloween, NFC, and VF so far... see you degenerates around.
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Heart breaking :C
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Im in a "training" right now for an intelligence/bulletin system which is literally just old school Twitter for cops... I dont need 45 mins of being talked at on a zoom call to know how to use early 2020s twitter
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dont worry, they just ignore you until you stop caring
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not a terrible way to make nearly $100/hr why they scheduled this as mandatory OT I can't explain, but its at least fun
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
When?
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Perfect, No notes
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I see no issues here, especially from behind
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There is a very specific culture that desires the scars of someone gets from doing difficult and dangerous things But they want it without having to take any actual risk or make any kind of sacrifice.
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Should come out to some local stuff, Id like to run into you again!
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tragic if she happens to run into an opossum...
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She looks quite fun
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A little dad bod Pony Poss for you degenerates Hood from @scrapyardlthr.bsky.social
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Need to commission at some point
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welp, thats a wrap on Opossum Rampage Tour 2026. Was a blast overall! even taking home a bit of disguise from @eyeofthebeast.bsky.social
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Off to Amsterdam
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Becuas they didnt exceed it enough, so therefore failed.
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
time for berlin concert and a little @leonspottydog.bsky.social art left behind
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Opossum sometimes goes about in disguise... no way to tell he is a degenerate now!
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I dont look like that at all! /s
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#Eurofurence was a blast, will definitely be looking at coming back
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lithuania, land of pink soup
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Hellkatti makes seven countries now
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Salmon Benedict at the Lazy Fox
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
who wants to meet in a dark tunnel roughly 10 metres under and 1800s russian fortification in Southern Finland?
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Off to Helsinki, Delta One Lounge in Seattle was excellent as always
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Listen to the audiobook... if you liked the movie the book has ALOT more.
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lucky boy getting a taste of strawberry creme
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
the painful part was spending $400 in pants :C
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"Can I launch pepper balls at him yet?"
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
EMERGENCY JHORTS
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Yes... but can he out fiddle the devil?
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Im a hot mintue late to Hug a Deer Day... but ill make up for it by enthusiastically hugging @tenifloof.bsky.social Art by @blackbloodqueen.bsky.social
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Something about a horse walking into a bar @rubberponykylian.bsky.social
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I techically stole a car today....
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Depending on how July goes with my weight loss/fitness shit... I might have to buy some new clothes before my trip and fuck thats gonna be expensive. Im already starting to fit back into my size 34 stuff...
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Looking for anyone that is doing con badge commissions for pick up at #EF30
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Feel like we were saying "Happy Birthday Mix" just the other day...
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sergeant: "You look like you are losing weight, are you doing something?" Me: "Drugs"
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Kalus @kalus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That would be... terrible...
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