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Dr. Kalt

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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is breaking my brain that these people aren't categorically laughed out of every room they're in. WHAT DO YOU MEAN "just claim a far away galaxy as your property in 2045 and then travel there with your AI-god companion" is a thing that is SERIOUSLY DISCUSSED by literally ANYONE?
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Post a perfect album from the 2000s (2000-2009)
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm here for it.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It doesn't even take that long for the utter banalification of a cover image. This is just two years. Although the German translation's cover really takes the bland, banal cake.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Uhm...
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This is cheating I guess.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Can I offer this guy
A Siamese colored cat snoozing on a Great Britain themed blanket tossed on an armchair with cup holders. Looking very cozy and comfy.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oh I can win this. How about if the guy represented was a cartoon homeless person? That’s what Loyola Chicago had for their mascot before people were like “uhhhhh. Maybe let’s not?”
Photograph of Loyola Chicago mascot “Bo the Rambler” - a cartoon hobo. Looking quite cursed sitting between two blond girls in a sports arena
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Seriously.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Post your favorite “Lord of the Rings” character(s). Wrong answers only.
Master Chief famously associated with the master ring.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Yeah that's the image "People's Court" conjures up in most people's mind. Meanwhile this is what that looked like in action. And that's why I use the German.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Not my house, but I know my way around.
Sevastopol Station from Alien Isolation floating in front of its friendly gas giant.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I have long since held that the world of digital audio players are where we find truly cool new tech design that is NOT just "slab rectangle screen" like an iPhone. Like, look at this thing! Or that cute little fake walkman you go there! Portable tech doesn't have to look homogenously boring.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Poster for the 1979 Salem’s Lot miniseries directed by Tobe Hooper
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Here’s our little man wearing his Halloween outfit to the vet to lighten things a little.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The problem with this paragraph is that as the preceding article lays out, these safeguards do not exist once Antifa is designated FTO. Because "lawful opposition by informed citizens"? That's now FTO support. "Civil society organizations" opposed to this? Terrorists. ANY opposition is terrorism.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Someone who thinks that A is bad, and B is an improvement.
A) An earlier illustration showing the Emperor of Mankind on the Golden Throne, a dessicated, pathetic little corpse full of tubes propped up in a vast hall of gigantic proportions.B) a later illustration showing again, the Emperor of Mankind on the Golden Throne - but now he's an AWESOME and COOL corpse, with cybernetic implants, looking all F*CKING METAL and all.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
She was special and I’ll never not miss her.
Photo of a fluffy grey cat with a slightly judgmental look on her face Photo of a fluffy grey cat sitting on a tile floor next to an empty stainless steel food bowl. The cat wears a pink crown party hat and has a curmudgeonly expression on her face. Photo of a fat, grey cat lying on her back on a hardwood floor, exposing her belly.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
This was about *parking*? That was a banner image on the National Archives - College Park website in late June.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Poster reads "Jews are lice - Jews transmit typhoid fever"
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Leaving this here in case some folks come into this thread trying to compare AI tech to this and how "big content" or whatever is the same as the "selling frozen ice harvested from ponds" lobby.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
It's this. Everything they do is both a legit attack AND a distraction from all the OTHER legit attacks they field.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
On the one hand, there undeniably is a lot of bloat in academic administration. On the other hand...
meme image of a water spray bottle ususually used to deter bad behavior in pets with the word NO superimposed
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This but it’s 2025.
Screenshot of a jun 2, 2014 tweet by @thomas_violence reading “the year is 3404 AD, crime is legal and cop’s are illegal, only one man is willing to break the law to make the law legal again: Crimecop”
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (Wow, am I ever in luck!)
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
Love that the image they chose makes him look... Well... Like this.
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Dr. Kalt @kaltnull.bsky.social · 18/12/2023
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