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Amazing Digital Serpent

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Irene, Kalphite on ChromieCraft, KalphteQueer and KBD Clawjob on OSRS, they/she, 30, Autistic, Ultimate Creature of Destruction, Dragon Egg Group, “Look buddy, it’s transient, shifting like water”, "France Holland Tibet Kyoto London Russia Orleans"

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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 12h
you can become quite small in this game
Slooty from <Girls Night> is riding a wooly mammoth near a human warrior. Normally this mount towers over peoples’ heads but he has shrunken himself so much that it barely reaches to the human’s knees. The human says “holy f u c k” in reaction to this.
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 16h
I think weird melee warlock builds might also be in the cards?
Stones & souls
Firestones become consumable temporary weapon enchants, adding a melee proc and a Fire spell bonus. Spellstones are consumed to dispel magic and share a cooldown with Healthstones. These stones cannot be traded.Demonic Tactics
Rank 0 / 5
Increases melee and spell critical strike chance for you and your summoned demon by 1%.
Demonic Tactics requires 35 points in earlier tiers of Demonology.
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 18h
284: Artoria Pendragon Lancer (Fate/Grand Order 2015) I was in the saber workforce for many years, right up until I realized my true passions are having massive jugs and shooting the shit with A ‘Gawain’
Artoria Pendragon Lancer, stage 4 art
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is the place where Goku fought Vegeta
Brainiac’s ship hovering over a desert canyon, from Superman the Animated Series
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
283: Solakar Flamewreath (World of Warcraft 2005) Priests must not need their dungeon sets because across a couple different classic servers I only remember killing this optional boss like, four times.
Solakar Flamewreath, a black dragonspawn optional boss in Upper Blackrock Spire
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
!!
Screenshot of chromiecraft (World of Warcraft Wrath of the lich king server)
Conquest Hold Windrager says: [Orcish] RAGATH'A NO'BU KIL KIL
(image of raggedy ann)
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My diamonds come from the most horrific situations possible.
Screenshot of chromiecraft (world of warcraft wrath of the lich king server) at the dalaran jewelry shop with Harold Winston <Jewelry Vendor>
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
282: Artoria Pendragon Rider Alter (Fate/Grand Order 2015) Hey, evil girl King Arthur maid swimsuit gun beach mop, okay?
Artoria Rider Alter stage 2 art, she is wearing a maid uniform swimsuit and holding a gun and a mop
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
281: Artoria Pendragon Archer (Fate/Grand Order 2015) Sunburn is our enemy. We’ve got a lot of enemies… don’t we? Perhaps. Let’s put on sunscreen.
Artoria Archer, a summer alt wearing a swimsuit and using a water gun as a weapon, she also has excalibur still
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His iconic Joker Girlfriend that he hates
Harley Quinn from Batman The Animated Series, covered in pudding (they aired this on tv)
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Babagahnoosh the Grumpy (World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King 2008) He ain’t a dragon I just really like this npc.
Babahganoosh, a grumpy gnome mage of Dalaran
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
280: Horsea (Pokemon 1996) Horsea is short for HORSE… SEA… Ok but seriously check the pokedex they really do call it a dragon pokemon.
Horsea, also the dragon pokemon
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
279: Seadra (Pokemon 1996) Seadra is short for SEA DRAGON
Seadra, the dragon pokemon (look up its pokedex entry they literally call it that)
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
278: Chronalis (World of Warcraft 2005) If this was a modern quest you’d find a way to fake Chronalis’ skull to double deceive the black dragons but you and the bronze aren’t chill like that yet, so you just kill him.
Chronalis, a bronze drake in Tanaris
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
277: Artoria Pendragon Lily (Fate/Grand Order 2015) Look at you, so young and happy! Where do the years go…
Saber Lily stage 1 art
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
276: Shuten Douji (Fate/Grand Order 2015) “Some say she is the child of Ibuki Daimyojin (Yamata-no-Orochi) and a human. Others say she is the heaven-sent child of Mt. Togakushi (Nine-Headed Dragon). Either way, the fact remains that she is a child of a dragon god.”
Shuten Douji assassin stage 1 art by Raita
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
59: Batman the Animated Series Season 3 / The New Batman Adventures (1997-1999) I feel like, even though there was a new Robin this season, that it was Batgirl who really moved into the old Robin's role. Of course he was also still here as Nightwing, grew his hair out. He was a little edgy...
The New Batman Adventures
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
275: Siegfried (Fate/Apocrypha 2012) I know he can't "turn the glow off" but could he at least put a shirt on? Some of us are trying to watch the movie here.
Siegfried, a dragonslaying warrior, wielding the sword, Balmung
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
274: Albino Drake (World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King 2008) This mount is famous for sitting at the top of your alphabetically sorted mount tab forever after you unlock it.
The albino drake mount posing on top of a wooden post
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
273: Surristrasz (World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King 2008) These mages pick at loose threads while the fabric of this world's future is being shredded. Their methods pale in comparison to mine, sitting here and being a flight master.
Surristrasz, a red dragon flight master at the Amber Ledge in the Borean Tundra
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
58: Batman (1989) Good movie. I really liked Joke Nicholson.
Jack Nicholson as the Joker
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
272: Mysterious Alter Ego Lambda / Meltryllis Lancer (Fate/Grand Order, added 2019) Dude… heck yes… pebguins…
Meltryllis, a sakura faced servant with mechanical legs, wearing a penguin styled coat and surrounded by actual penguins
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to post her armor too, I just didnt want two images in the thread post yknaow
Fully armored Mordred
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
271: Mordred (Fate/Apocrypha 2012) Yo but then that means… Saber… my man 🤝😂
Mordred, unarmored, a blonde sword wielder wearing mostly red and black
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
270: Tock (Hearthstone: Across the Timeways 2025) A hopeful future (…comes to an end!)
Tick and Tock full art
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
269: Tick (World of Warcraft 2005) She guards the entrance to the caverns of time by standing over 40 yards away so that adventurers can enter without drawing her aggro.
Tick, a bronze drake in Tanaris
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
268: Dragon (Fate/Grand Order 2015) Begone! Or I shall hit the ground with my front claw a second time.
A large green dragon enemy
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
267: Saber Alter / Artoria Pendragon (Fate/Stay Night 2004) “Divine skill, flawless and firm Strength moves mountains Blade cuts water Life approaches the Imperial Villa Two great men, shared life… …Who is that?”
Artoria Pendragon Alter, a corrupted version of the King of Knights
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
57: Monarch: Legacy of Monsters Season 2 (2026) I like when the government organization had to outsource the software on its fancy ship to a private company and as soon as it updated it was just way way worse. It turned out they made it suck on purpose but it was funny anyway.
Kurt Russel Wyatt Russel
MONARCH
Legacy of Monsters
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
more like “Runescape who is this 4” more like “Runescape Unreal Engine 4” (wait are we on 5 now? that one doesnt work)
We'll tell you much more next year about the world, the game, the team building it and, importantly, how you can start getting involved. For now, there are a few things we want you to know:
• Our 4th MMO is now in development.
• It's a new RuneScape MMORPG, built in
Unreal Engine
• It sits alongside RuneScape, Old School RuneScape and Dragonwilds as an independent experience
• It will be true to our principles of integrity, permanent progression, and community driven development
• It's set in Gielinor and begins in Ashenfall.
• It's still a few years away, but we're telling you now because we want to build it with
you.
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
266: Appletun (Pokemon Sword/Shield 2019) Being pie is fine actually I don’t care anymore.
Appletun, an apple pie dragon pokemon
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Flapple (Pokemon Sword/Shield 2019) Close enough. Welcome back Bakugan.
Flapple, a flying apple dragon pokemon
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
264: Wyvern (Fate/Grand Order 2015) These enemies are classified under the Rider class. This has fascinating implications. Would a horse rider without their horse be given the same treatment? Can a horse without its rider be a Rider? (Remembers Red Hare) The answer to that question is yes.
green wyvern enemy sprite
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
263: Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon (Yu-Gi-Oh! added 2021) Be strong like Ultimate, resilient like tyrant, plane like jet, hungry like twin burst… Sexy dragon!!!!
BLUE-EYES ABYSS DRAGON
[DRAGON/ EFFECT]
If this card is Special Summoned: You can add 1 Ritual Spell or 1 "Polymerization" from your Deck to your hand. During your End Phase: You can add 1 Level 8 or higher Dragon monster from your Deck to your hand. You can banish this card from your GY; all Level 8 or higher Dragon monsters you control gain 1000 ATK.
You can only use each effect of "Blue-Eyes Abyss Dragon" once per turn, and can only activate them while Blue-Eyes White Dragon" is on your field or in your GY
ATK/2500 DEF/2500
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Her name is Menaphite Thug and she's going to do to others what has been done countless times to her. She's going to knock people out and steal from their pockets. I think she's perpetuating the cycle of violence but its ok.
Menaphite, a human rogue with a huge glowing sword in one hand and an axe in the other
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
262: Chillmaw (World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King 2008) Bombs? Bombs? Bombs? It’s yours my friend, as long as you have enough bombs?
Chillmaw, an elite frost wyrm flying above icecrown
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My boots… they’re like sausages
Drizzlik
SOME ASSEMBLY REQUiREd
My boots... they're like sausages,
Menaphite. Look great, taste great. I tell you they're filled with nothing but the finest ingredients and meats, and you eat it, and you love it.
It's safer--and more enjoyable--if vou just trust me, and don't ask too carefully what's really inside.

REWARDS
You will receive:
30 Silver Coins
Experience: 2117
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
261: Vrtra (Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker 2021) Hero of light… I am the richest person in history and my satrapy has no problems, except for the small fact that the entire world is ending. Speak to my homunculus to learn more.
Vrtra, a dark green dragon with a massive horn on it’s “nose”
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my plant wool
Cotton plants as imagined and drawn by John Mandeville in the 14th century
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(reading wikipedia page for cotton) oh hey dungeon meshi
The Vegetable Lamb of Tartary
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ladies
photo of a screen showing the results of a near perfect game of wow geoguesser
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they had like every specific version of runescape including just a quest in the database but they wouldnt let me pick any of the WoW expansions smh I wanted to put Wrath of the Lich King
runescape

RuneScape: Idle Adventures
2016-02-17 / PC

RuneScape Quests: One Piercing Note

RuneScape 2
2004-03-29 / PC

Old School RuneScape
2013-02-22 / Android / PC / iOS / Mac

Chronicle: RuneScape Legends
2015-11-15 / Android / PC / iOS
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3x3 trend of games with long term ramifications, the rammies
My 9 Games
The 9 Games That Shaped Who I Am
Pokemon Silver
Metroid Prime
Touhou EOSD
Sonic 3 and Knuckles
RuneScape 2
World of Warcraft
Crusader Kings 2
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
260: Zygarde Core (Pokemon X/Y 2013) A man has fallen into the river in Lumiose City! Send the new rescue dragon… HEY! Build the rescue dragon, and off to the rescue!
Zygarde core core, the smallest version of zygarde
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
woke blackrock depths
amazing digital serpent: they should make woke brd with the Gay Guzzler
full of Gay Patrons of course(Image of the grim patron from Hearthstone)
Hey everyone, I’m gay!
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
259: Goodra (Pokemon X/Y 2013) Goodra: 50% Goo 50% Dra
Goodra, the goo dragon pokemon
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he wants me to do WHAT
Ja ron
BARK FOR T CHALI’s VOODOO BREWERY!
We need to spread the word about the trolls at Brewfest. Ya need to shout at the flags outside the auction house in the Valley of Strength, in the Valley of Honor, in the Valley of Wisdom and in the Valley of Spirits.
But l'Il make it easy for ya, I'll lend you a racing ram for 4 minutes. I'll also give you these racing reins.
Be careful though, the goblins didn't put any apple crates along the way. They are cheap like that.
QUEST OBJECTiVES
Spread the word about Brewfest at the flags outside the auction house in the Valley of Strength, in the Valley of Honor, in the Valley of Wisdom and in the Valley of Spirits
Accept
Decline
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ja’rona
screenshot of a wow private server, troll npc named Ja’ron
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HBD KBD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King Black Dragon
Released 24 September 2002 (Update)
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Amazing Digital Serpent @kalphitequeer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
258: Nidhogg (Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward 2015) So he uses a move called Hot Wing, where is wings become fire and you have to hide behind his tail. Then he uses a move called Hot Tail, where, well, haha, you know.
Nidhogg render, the evil dark dragon that is bent on destroying Ishgard
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