uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026when Amy says "have fun with your booty call" to Jack at the start of the game........What Does She Know 🤨🏳️🌈? 000
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026honestly jackbeth and jackpaul are equally unrealistic which is why they taste so good. Jack is stuck between two impossibilities either way. poor guy really. let's torture him some more 100
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 05/10/2026finished resonant last night and immediately went back to thinking about Beth Wilder. #relapsed 100
Reposted by uffizi🐟Neon!! @monstergraffiti.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A Summer Monster in Autumn #neonsmonstergraffiti 084
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the way Beth hooked her finger around Jack's hand before letting go because he symbolized hope and she wanted desperately to believe AUAUAUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! 010
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 02/10/2026resisting the urge to yap tremendously about Beth and Dylan rn I am so soft for those miserable tortured freaks 010
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026real remedyheads know jackbeth is the pinnacle of remedy hetgem. has Alan traversed infinite realities to find merely the *hope* of saving his wife? is every Alan dreaming of her, drawn to her, in her infinite forms? has he traversed and surpassed infinity itself to find her? that's what I thought. 210
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026guy who read house of leaves in preparation for control resonant: boy am I glad I read house of leaves in preparation for control resonant 030
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 01/10/2026found this in my captures folder and it kills me how she's standing upright and proper while there's an actual orangutan next to her 120
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 30/09/2026hey. hey you. you there. stop scrolling. I have a humble favor I must ask of you Play Control Resonant 000
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026tip for resonant players: check your missions tab frequently to see what Dylan has to say about them, especially side missions. it really helps characterize him 010
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026can't go 15 minutes in this game without Dylan saying something depressing 110
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 24/09/2026finally the masses will understand the levels of pookie wookie that Dylan Faden is on 010
Reposted by uffizi🐟martyfive @martyfive.bsky.social · 24/09/2026< We will be with you soon, Jesse/Dylan Faden > #controlresonant 6699194
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 19/09/2026control resonant reviews cracking me tf up "the combat feels shallow, the bosses suck, and the world is captivating" oh so you mean it's a remedy game 110
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I hope people who have us both added on discord appreciate this bit 000
Reposted by uffizi🐟nell 🪱 umamart @retrotv5000.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I hate marketing and don't really have the energy for it but I'm one again jobless and it'd be a big help if you could check out my shop retrotvart.comretrotvart.comretrotvart.comRetro TV Art 11215
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 23/07/2026misogynoup lasted a whole year.....we're now in our misandroup era 010
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 21/06/2026my cat comes up to me every single time I call her and she lets me pet her like twice before losing interest and walking away. I get to microdose cat petting whenever I want 000
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 10/06/2026they updated player avatars and I look chopped as hell now bruh 000
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 08/06/2026don't care about persona. today is the classic tetris world championship 2026 and semifinals are about to start 010
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 27/05/2026thought my poor loyal tablet of 19 years was finally e-waste because the drivers don't support win11 but I was politely informed of opentabletdriver which DOES support it. she gets to live another day!!! hell, another decade!!! 20 more years for the ancient bamboo!!!!!! 230
Reposted by uffizi🐟Neon!! @monstergraffiti.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Supermarket Tabloid #neonsmonstergraffiti 1109
Reposted by uffizi🐟xXgheymilioXx @necrocarnival.bsky.social · 13/03/2026shares this Ahti i drew last night after we finished control. what a game, man. personally, I think we should blow up the FBC but then if we did ahti wouldn’t have a home to come back to and that would make him very sad 051
Reposted by uffizi🐟🫀emilio🫀 @vvormsuture.art · 13/03/2026We've been playing a lotta Control lately! 🌀 #control #controlremedy 1209
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 10/03/2026also the documents that are basically mini SCP articles scratch a very specific part of my brain and I love it. I misjudged you control I didn't realize you had this much sauce 010
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 10/03/2026I love how Emily's reports all read like "Where did he come from? Where did he go? Is it even possible to know these things about Cotton-Eyed Joe? More research is needed." 010
Reposted by uffizi🐟Neon!! @monstergraffiti.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Veleno's attitude had to come from somewhere. and his older brother Zatruć seems like the most likely culprit. #neonsmonstergraffiti 055
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I'd do my 9 games thing but I know it'll change once I play outer wilds or krz or some other bangin' indie I've been meaning to try. tentatively I'm sticking sh2, xenoblade, and 999 on it because those aren't going anywhere 020
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 07/03/2026the writers at remedy really know how to make workplace squabbles entertaining. aw2 had the same thing and it was done just as well. emails from coworkers complaining about something an undisclosed "someone" did. chef's kiss. bellissimo 010
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 07/03/2026playing more control had me thinking "man I love video games" that I haven't felt in quite a while. game's got me by the balls, gorilla gripped and torqued clean off 110
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I'm the only person on the planet who cares about this but, Sherry had piercing holes in her ears in re6 but neither has holes nor wears earrings in re9. it was such a cute little useless detail and I looooved it because I've never seen anyone bother with that in a video game before 000
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 06/03/2026started control tonight. so far the gameplay isn't anything special but it's serviceable and I love reading the documents 000
uffizi🐟 @kalosfan23.bsky.social · 01/03/2026game keeps crashing so we can't get any progress done but I hope Leon fucking dies at the end 000
