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Kallen Law

@kallenlaw.bsky.social
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I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy she poisoned so this other boy would go to town on her.

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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
if you're enough of a mark to want to see a feature length Drag Race acting challenge in 2026, you probably don't care that it's AI slop anyway
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Bad Bunny giving that kid his Grammy made me tear up, I'm not made of stone
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
One Battle After Another joining 2025's Girl Dad Extended Universe (Sirāt, Dry Leaf)
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The shamelessness of these Zionist losers to call the boycott "collective punishment"
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
still thinking about the guy who brought his grandma to the Nine Inch Nails show the other night
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Mayim Bialik could never
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
fine BLOODY NOSE, EMPTY POCKETS FIRST REFORMED IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE MAD MAX: FURY ROAD MULHOLLAND DRIVE NOCTURAMA A SERIOUS MAN SILENCE TIME YI YI
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The Pitt S2 - every patient is Jair Bolsonaro in a different disguise
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
getting concerned my mom hasn't texted me yet about whether this year's Best Picture winner is any good, I even have an answer ready ("I hear Flow is pretty good")
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
No Other Land for the second time tonight. the scenes of Palestinian kids playing around really underscore how lazy and crass it is when people use "joy is an act of resistance" (the new "self-care" btw) to justify going to Boiler Room or whatever
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
giving three shits what Whitney Cummings has to say about anything is a sign that the holidays have gone on for too long, y'all are far too bored, everyone back to work/school/whatever
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
It's me, I'm the one who invited Defiant Brooklyn Dad to Bluesky
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 20/11/2023
Finally got a Bluesky invite code from when I signed up five months ago
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 20/10/2023
KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON: don't remember the entire theatre gasping like that (for, in this case, the ending) since maybe Caché in 2005
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
It would be funny if Israel’s Gigi Hadid intimidation campaign Streisand-effects their war crimes into the consciousness of otherwise-apolitical Instagrammers
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
It’s me, I’m the one who invited Ana Mardoll to Bluesky
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
A Gen Z-er in the office is trying to get me into Eric Clapton, filing a HR complaint
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
First concert: Modest Mouse Last: Beyoncé Best: Tie between Stevie Wonder/Constantines/Leonard Cohen/Prince/more I can't think of at the moment Worst: Ariel Pink Most: Constantines Loudest: Boredoms Surprising: Rosalía Next: Slowdive Wish: Vespertine-era Björk
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Watching a 30 Rock episode that has Christopher Nolan and Taylor Swift jokes
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I’ve sat on this for more than a week but I’m ready to declare Afire as Petzold’s best, history will vindicate me on this I promise
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
It’s probably easier said than done to scale this thing but Bluesky’s inability to seize the opportunity and land the death blow against Twitter when they’re given an opportunity like once every two weeks at this point has gone from puzzling to sad to just plain funny at this point
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
With the release of Oppenheimer, another opportunity to annoy everyone by pronouncing “biopic” like “myopic”
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
The rich Hollywood execs need to resolve this strike soon or else Margot Robbie might never again give a half-assed variation on “the Barbie movie is actually about self-acceptance”
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
Beyoncé show review: so good I don’t even mind that the visuals (which are stunning) quote Jim Morrison at one point
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Meanwhile, on Twitter, my newest follower:
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Threads is off to a great start
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
Eagerly awaiting the first brand to arrive on here so we can all skeet at them
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
In solidarity with America, I took the day off but to make sure I didn’t celebrate America too hard, I just went to the dentist and got a haircut with one (1) beer while killing time in between the two things
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
If Threads is the Chosen Platform, at least it’s tied to IG so I won’t have to do the frantic anxiety-inducing mutual search all over again (for the most part)
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Are people who post Ben Shapiro videos just speeding it up on purpose, there’s no way he always manages to sound like an annoying podcast on 1.5x speed
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
Baby's First Bluesky Block
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
I know someone out there has made or is thinking of a "My Little Women!!!"/Narnia joke for easy likes, but not me, I will earn my little hearts
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
I've offered Bluesky invites to two close friends and both of them declined, v thankful to have friends that know better than me
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
you'd think after the 20 billionth time Twitter has malfunctioned in the past two months that Bluesky would take advantage of this timing and open up to the public
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2023
Halloween costume idea: PJ ‘arrvey (PJ Harvey as a pirate)
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Yes, austerity and police states are a real win for immigrant communities
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Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 22/06/2023
No DM sliding here???
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