Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 01/06/2026if you're enough of a mark to want to see a feature length Drag Race acting challenge in 2026, you probably don't care that it's AI slop anyway 001
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Bad Bunny giving that kid his Grammy made me tear up, I'm not made of stone 041
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2025One Battle After Another joining 2025's Girl Dad Extended Universe (Sirāt, Dry Leaf) 120
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2025The shamelessness of these Zionist losers to call the boycott "collective punishment" 150
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2025still thinking about the guy who brought his grandma to the Nine Inch Nails show the other night 150
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 24/06/2025fine BLOODY NOSE, EMPTY POCKETS FIRST REFORMED IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE MAD MAX: FURY ROAD MULHOLLAND DRIVE NOCTURAMA A SERIOUS MAN SILENCE TIME YI YI 040
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 11/04/2025The Pitt S2 - every patient is Jair Bolsonaro in a different disguise 0195
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 03/03/2025getting concerned my mom hasn't texted me yet about whether this year's Best Picture winner is any good, I even have an answer ready ("I hear Flow is pretty good") 020
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 08/02/2025No Other Land for the second time tonight. the scenes of Palestinian kids playing around really underscore how lazy and crass it is when people use "joy is an act of resistance" (the new "self-care" btw) to justify going to Boiler Room or whatever 040
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 02/01/2025giving three shits what Whitney Cummings has to say about anything is a sign that the holidays have gone on for too long, y'all are far too bored, everyone back to work/school/whatever 150
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 22/11/2023It's me, I'm the one who invited Defiant Brooklyn Dad to Bluesky 080
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 20/11/2023Finally got a Bluesky invite code from when I signed up five months ago 010
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 20/10/2023KILLERS OF THE FLOWER MOON: don't remember the entire theatre gasping like that (for, in this case, the ending) since maybe Caché in 2005 030
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 16/10/2023It would be funny if Israel’s Gigi Hadid intimidation campaign Streisand-effects their war crimes into the consciousness of otherwise-apolitical Instagrammers 040
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2023It’s me, I’m the one who invited Ana Mardoll to Bluesky 130
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2023A Gen Z-er in the office is trying to get me into Eric Clapton, filing a HR complaint 030
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2023First concert: Modest Mouse Last: Beyoncé Best: Tie between Stevie Wonder/Constantines/Leonard Cohen/Prince/more I can't think of at the moment Worst: Ariel Pink Most: Constantines Loudest: Boredoms Surprising: Rosalía Next: Slowdive Wish: Vespertine-era Björk 040
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2023Watching a 30 Rock episode that has Christopher Nolan and Taylor Swift jokes 020
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 25/07/2023I’ve sat on this for more than a week but I’m ready to declare Afire as Petzold’s best, history will vindicate me on this I promise 000
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 24/07/2023It’s probably easier said than done to scale this thing but Bluesky’s inability to seize the opportunity and land the death blow against Twitter when they’re given an opportunity like once every two weeks at this point has gone from puzzling to sad to just plain funny at this point 170
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 19/07/2023With the release of Oppenheimer, another opportunity to annoy everyone by pronouncing “biopic” like “myopic” 030
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 14/07/2023The rich Hollywood execs need to resolve this strike soon or else Margot Robbie might never again give a half-assed variation on “the Barbie movie is actually about self-acceptance” 030
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 09/07/2023Beyoncé show review: so good I don’t even mind that the visuals (which are stunning) quote Jim Morrison at one point 040
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2023Eagerly awaiting the first brand to arrive on here so we can all skeet at them 020
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 05/07/2023In solidarity with America, I took the day off but to make sure I didn’t celebrate America too hard, I just went to the dentist and got a haircut with one (1) beer while killing time in between the two things 140
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2023If Threads is the Chosen Platform, at least it’s tied to IG so I won’t have to do the frantic anxiety-inducing mutual search all over again (for the most part) 120
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 04/07/2023Are people who post Ben Shapiro videos just speeding it up on purpose, there’s no way he always manages to sound like an annoying podcast on 1.5x speed 010
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 03/07/2023I know someone out there has made or is thinking of a "My Little Women!!!"/Narnia joke for easy likes, but not me, I will earn my little hearts 040
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2023I've offered Bluesky invites to two close friends and both of them declined, v thankful to have friends that know better than me 060
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 01/07/2023you'd think after the 20 billionth time Twitter has malfunctioned in the past two months that Bluesky would take advantage of this timing and open up to the public 030
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 28/06/2023Halloween costume idea: PJ ‘arrvey (PJ Harvey as a pirate) 120
Kallen Law @kallenlaw.bsky.social · 27/06/2023Yes, austerity and police states are a real win for immigrant communities 020