mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 26/09/2026lord please deliver me from my own spaghetti strainer of a brain 100
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My autocorrect broke with the new update and now every single typographic quote (all 5,740) has been replaced with a straight quote. The only way to fix it is to replace every single one manually. I am. Going to explode. 100
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sometimes Pepper barks at my office door not because she wants in, but because she hates not being able to look at me from a different room 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 09/09/2026my wretched son has been yoked with the Doughnut of Despair 010
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026tab keys are a TRAP mavis beacon taught me to use my tab keys constantly and she is a LIAR. tab keys were put on keyboards by the DEVIL to trick you into crafting your own web of torment. 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 01/09/2026spiraling a bit thinking that I'll never be able to work enough to support myself. but I have to remember that the amount I'm able to do now felt impossible 6 months ago. and the amount I could do 6 months ago felt impossible a year ago. and a year ago I was really happy with my progress. 100
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I am putting "discover the map very slowly as you explore" in the same pile as "tool durability" with all the other game mechanics that I need to never see again 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026waiting for my mana to replenish so I can do some personal art 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 01/08/2026GOT THE BIG ONE DONE JUST IN TIME YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH im so tiredstatic.klipy.comElmo Surrounded by Intense FireALT: Elmo Surrounded by Intense Fire 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 30/07/2026HOOOOO BOY I'm all done with model magic for the month, still got a couple things to do in sculpey for a total of 10 but I'm calling it quits on the marshmallow fluff lmao (1/2) 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026dude being medicated ROCKS. it doesn't hurt to get out of bed anymore. I have the energy to do things like Have Fun and Experience Personal Fulfillment. 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 10/07/2026went to paint some finishing touches today and my hands were like "hmm, nah, how about we spasm wildly instead" alright, I guess you need your beauty rest, sorry for not preserving you in a state of suspended animation 18 hours a day 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 03/07/2026currently doing this btw. My desk is covered in Funny Little Dudes 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026don't make the obvious joke. don't make the obvious joke. don't make the obvious j 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 04/05/2026can't believe in a couple of months my wrist pain will just Calm The Fuck Down (knock on wood). I can't remember the last time I didn't have debilitating wrist pain 100
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 01/05/2026guys I went to the rheumatologist and got correctly diagnosed with an autoimmune disease in a single blood test. there's a really safe & effective treatment that should make my bones stop hurting within a matter of months. am I in the twilight zone? I thought this would be way more of a nightmare 220
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 30/04/2026thank god you can pet miis like nintendogs because every time I scroll over to this little dude I get overwhelming cuteness aggression 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 31/03/2026The sheer volume of scammers trying to tell me my inane teenage scrawlings changed their life is both hilarious and disgusting. I haven't published anything to this account in ten years, idk why they keep targeting it. I don't want to encourage them by replying, but GOD does it rile me up 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 26/03/2026no-context quotes from the notebook where I outline my novel, part whatever when you roll really low on the charisma check but your modifiers pull you through 120
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 24/03/2026The goddess Athena smacked me on the back of the head with a 2x4 so hard that my third eye popped open and now I can visualize the fold & stretch of fabric when I draw, a thing that I've been trying to do since eighth grade 220
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I love burning CDs. I love having physical media. I love experiencing music far away from the internet where the foul demons known as Advertisers will never find me 040
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 18/02/2026appalled that I cannot eat food and paint simultaneously 210
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 23/01/2026it only took me 18 hours to pivot from "sorry, can't game tonight, it hurts to sit upright in a chair" to "would it be melodramatic if I brought my cane to the grocery store? Am I faking my disability?? Am I actually just a big ol' lazypants???" 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 22/01/2026I have to cook if I want to eat well and I have to eat well to have the energy to cook. Fortunately all I have to do is maintain this cycle perfectly for the rest of my life with zero deviations and I'll be fine 020
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 10/01/2026drawing Roko’s face until I understand how it works, WIP 020
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 02/01/2026hee hee time to share Christmas presents-- for my bro, a lil Hornet who can sit politely on the edge of a shelf (or a bench, I suppose) 120
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Never met potatoes so averse to being cooked. 10 hours in the crockpot, 4 minutes in the microwave, still crunchy 100
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 23/12/2025I am VIBRATING with excitement to give my sibs their Christmas presents. They're going to love them so much. My powers are immense 010
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 15/12/2025made chicken pot pie from scratch without a recipe and I'm here to brag about it 120
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 09/12/2025pardon my Cluttered Newspaper Backdrop but my sister saw my homebrewed Neopets merch and asked if I would make her some. so of course I am. we nostalgia together. enjoy these recreations of blurry omelette jpegs in varying stages of completion 120
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 09/12/2025just discovered that plasticine is a GREAT reusable mold medium for plaster casts, and the part of me that was raised with Great Depression-era frugality has never been happier 210
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 12/11/2025my mom baked me a pie 🥹 from scratch, just for me!! 110
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 04/11/202510 months and 75000 words into writing this draft came up with an idea that fills in so much backstory, strengthens several characters, makes entire plot arcs make more sense, makes better use of the worldbuilding, etc now I have to rewrite almost everything FUCK. 120
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 09/10/2025every time I install my fifteen-year-old, legitimately purchased physical copy of Sims 3 on a new device, I discover four thousand new layers of bullshit that EA has implemented to stop me from being able to use it 210
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 06/10/2025...ok, maybe I can have little a mortifying ordeal of being known, as a treat 100
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 03/10/2025god I hope nothing I ever create gets popular enough for people to have multiple dissenting opinions on it which they feel the need to share with me in the comments of unrelated social media posts 210
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 03/10/2025was stressing out a lil because I like some of the OC-tober prompts but not all of them and my health problems don't let me draw every day, but then I remembered: I can just draw anything, whenever I want 010
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 23/08/2025oooh it's Finish Neglected Projects o'clock 120
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 21/08/2025ohhhh god people are interacting with my surrealist blog, I am being Perceived. what a mortifying ordeal 120
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 14/08/2025getting revenge on my mother for making me eat vegetables as a child by stocking the fridge with a variety of delicious and nutritious soups that can be easily reheated after a long day at work 010
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 09/07/2025you ever accidentally go too hard on a sketch that was supposed to be a shitpost and now you’re stuck with some stupid thing as your current most accurate character ref? yeah 150
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I am god of my own hands and I will create (pictures of people I made up being cute together) 020
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I've had an Art Fight account since 2018 but I'm participating for the first time this year, come and bother me artfight.net/~KTRogerartfight.netArt FightAn art gifting game 121
mudskipper w/thumbs @kallarog.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Absolutely wild how I'm better at drawing people & clothing than I used to be, and yet I still feel like I'm moving backwards, because suddenly I can see all the errors I wasn't aware of before. Very mean of God to make the acquisition of knowledge work like this 120
