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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Chef bf does it again! Steak, grilled veggies, potato salad, garden poppin' off
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
eatin chicken tendies. Someone's got Touch of Grey playing on the TouchTunes. 🙂‍↔️
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
patio/plaza next to Trinity packed for football ##newhaven
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I want to see The Odyssey
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
🇪🇸 🫶🏼
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
treats
apple tart 🙂‍↔️
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
so many things crossed off the To Do list today 🥲🥲
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
spent 30 min running on the treadmill while watching The Valley lol
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
stumbled upon Disco Lines streaming his set at Tomorrowland rn and it is fireeee www.tiktok.com/t/ZT9redGfqf...
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Got a lead on a new bartending gig at a speakeasy in NHV... potentially shadowing next week! Glad I had a few weeks off to deep clean and purge my house, have some beach days, and see some friends 🥰
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
bringing Kuàilè to the vet for a check-up. Wonder if the vet tech remembers I said C U NEXT TUES last week
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Solo date with Mediterranean foods tonight
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Kuàilè In Rainbows
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I've had a bottle of champagne waiting in the fridge for years
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Kuàilè on pile of stuff on bed
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Tried out a Market Hospitality Group restaurant in Shelton, CT called Mercato. Saw a bartender job listing. First impression: in a giant retail plaza, but nice atmosphere inside. Ordered a "charred peach salad" that is heavily lacking in both peaches and char. Random rag in restroom lol? So far 3/5
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
watching last night's Love Island episode rn and cracking up at the Check Me Out challenge. Everyone gagging, slipping and falling, Sincere and Melanie not knowing what gherkins are
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
behind the sticks tonight for Band of Horses and Dinosaur Jr. 🦕
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nick made me cinnamon roll last night. Divine drunk munchie
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Luna. 9 years old. Sweetie pie
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Party time
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Summer curls in effect➿️Full highlight appt in 2 weeks!!
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lobster roll szn
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Family Day episode on Love Island makes me so emotional. Idk what it's like to have a good relationship with either parent. Bryce's mom and grandma were obviously the best. Kenzie's dad's message was so sweet
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Been a week since I left my bar managing job. So much free time on my hands! Somewhat gives me anxiety. This Sat I am bartending a Dinosaur Jr./Band of Horses show. Nice to have the music venues as a side gig still 🤠
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
VS just dropped spooky-themed panties?? Too soon. It's summer for 3 more months!
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Purple Disco Machine couldn't perform on Sunday. Their replacement was SG Lewis!!! I've been wanting to see him for so long!! One of the best days of my life celebrating Pride in the best city. My first time at Summerstage. Also, Idk this guy, but he said he had to take a photo with me 😅🍝🌭🏳️‍🌈🤗
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Electric Forest... 😬
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
excited to go celebrate Pride tomorrow in NYC! Purple Disco Machine in Central Park 💜🏳️‍🌈
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Trader Joe's cookies n cream ice cream sandwich 🤤
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Tonight's Love Island ep I'm crying. Wrap it up
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lord Huron @ Westville Music Bowl today 🌞🎸
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Maverick wants a Sip of Sunshine
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Sincere pronouncing "epitome" #LoveIsland
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Learned some sailing tips today followed by a gorgeous double rainbow 🥲
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We don't want me to go to work
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Current binge: Summer House 🥴 Interestingly, a week into watching the show I went to the Bar Convention in Brooklyn and the first seminar I attended (about mocktails) was hosted by Carl...!!
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Last night -> this AM. Good mornin
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The steakhouse I went to last night (Salvatore's in Hamden CT) was horrrrrible. Gave them a THIRD try! Never going again
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Conan O'Brien came to eat at our restaurant for his daughter's Yale graduation on Monday. He was friendly about people asking him to take photos with them. He tall
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Roses are starting to bloom!!
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Some newly post-grad guest told me I remind her of Iris from Love Island I will take that as a compliment
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Sabrina Carpenter's birthday today went well
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Apparently energy drinks can register as alcohol in a breathalyzer.. I had 2 Celsius yesterday during my 10hr work day. Failed my test driving home (.02 BAC) and now have to pay $75. And kids drinks these things??
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yes chef 🥰
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I had one cigar last night and woke up with a killer migraine. Never againnn
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
overheard in TJ Maxx: "you gonna drop a band here? I think I'm gonna drop a band"
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
conferrin' with the flowers 🎶
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Omw to the concrete jungle
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kale satan @kalesatan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Maybe a hot take, but I am a fan Chef Ben #BelowDeck
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