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Kale Fajita

@kalefajita.bsky.social
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Skinny is a mindset, Taco Bell is forever. Car Enthusiast. Men Enthusiast. Springsteen Fan. @kalefajita on Snapchat, Instagram, the old one, Hive, Discord, etc.

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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good morning to fat cocks, and fat cocks only! Oh, and yours too!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is this something?
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The walking pad has been ordered for the WFH setup!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No app crashes? Beyond reasonable ticket prices at MSG?! IS THERE ANYTHING CARLY RAE CAN'T DO?!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This year for Tobertober, I am gonna be proud of you all for your varying month-long commitments. 😍
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mondays are a product of Big Work. Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thinking I grow the beard and the hair out again, go full caveman for winter. Thoughts?
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A friend
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good mor- OH MY GOODNESS
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good morning to all of the locked up cucks. 🔒
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
😘✨️💨
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gm
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All that rain and wind, and my Gerber daisy is just out here like "what's next 💅"
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ready to brave the storm (and go get 7Brew)
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I cannot lie. This was me this evening.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*checks calendar* oh it's today!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Life needs whimsy, and more beaches.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hope this nor'easter actually brings some rain, so I can stand in my kitchen with my cardigan and watch the rain and say "we needed this".
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And the resulting BBQ Chicken Fajitas that resulted!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A simmer pot, but its just peppers and onions sautéing away
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The sky is gray, and so am I.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Loving this Macklemore renaissance, especially knowing that Downtown and Thrift Shop never left my "Bops from High School" playlist.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Threads continues to be a lawless wasteland.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So many butts, so little time.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Ember McLain will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pair of Thieves are so fun.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
March/Pisces Supremacy continues to manifest good fortune and good dick 💅💅
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Me when I have gay friends
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Tyler 🎃 👻 @coastalhoe.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I really do just love looking at men tbh
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Goals. Pic by @shrimpfran on IG
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hello friend
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Happy to oblige 😊
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rainy morning, time for a nice coffee and some sweatpants 😊
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I bulge, therefore I am.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It can't always be somewhere fancy, someone's gotta hold it down on the HydroMassage beds at Planet Fitness
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
So when they posted Hasan's bulge at the RNC, do you think they had a group goon over it?
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me, when I find out that there are new gays to block.
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Fuckyou Fak
ALT: Fuckyou Fak
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me, every time I put on my standard-issue one headphone mic combo for a meeting.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Absolutely ruined the top, but the inside tastes amazingggg
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Doing masc shit.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
New shirts came in! Peep the fall pallette!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rosie on TV, MapQuest superiority, MySpace coming back?! Where's my Heinz Ezee Squeeze and my HitClips? I need this 2000s resurgence!!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Apparently MapQuest is back in vogue after Apple Maps and Google Maps changed the name of Lake Ontario, and MapQuest said to get bent, so I guess I'm a Questie now!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kicking off Fall watching Practical Magic. 😊
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Good morningggg
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It is Tuesday, my dudes.
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He did not, however, $50 ticket, $10 souvenir shirt, $20 to park, and free tinnitus because I forgot my earplugs? I call that a solid win!
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Kale Fajita @kalefajita.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I heard Bruce might show up...
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