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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 17h

Happy #taketwotuesday! Celebrating more supernatural style stuff with my tiny Borrower Stede, who is the best of all gentlemen. Also a podfic by @happydaiz.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/663490... The Podfic archiveofourown.org/works/664907...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Welcome #fosterclass2026 Kermit is the long haired tabby and Fozzie is the tabby and white.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Missing them tonight, my beautiful lil pear finding his way. archiveofourown.org/works/656799...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Summer comes to an end, Stede and Doug have a fuckery, there's an end of summer barbeque and Stede realizes just how far his wolf is willing to go to have a mate. archiveofourown.org/works/900529...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

One of these things are not like the others. 15 year old man out for a walk with the neighbors dogs.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Last night for fosters Lola and Petunia and their big foster brother Sparrow is making sure to give one last lesson on the importance of watching the neighborhood. Good luck tomorrow, girls. Your home is out there, I just KNOW it.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fostering kittens means asking "Why do you smell like onion!?" and then walking around for half an hour trying to figure out WTF she got into. We haven't cooked or used onions since we last took out the trash, SO WHY DOES SHE SMELL LIKE AN ONION?!

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Happy early #WIPWednesday Don't forget this Friday we update! You tell him, Mary!

“He thinks his name is Steve!” Stede complained as Mary stroked his cheek soothingly. “This is insane! He’s not supposed to–”

“Be an equal partner?” Mary raised her brow elegantly. “You always hated how your father ignored his wolf, don’t be a hypocrite.”

Stede winced, because that was entirely too fair. But it had to go the other way around too! Werewolves that told humans about them told humans they had known for years. A person couldn’t just implode world views on a whim!

“The way I see it, you need to make a choice before you hurt yourself.” Mary dropped her hand to hold up a finger. “You can move so you are no longer living next to a man your wolf clearly wants.” She held up another. “You can find a way to tell him what you are and trust that you have good instincts about people.” She held up a third finger. “You can try seeking an actual mate rather than fucking your way through Grindr. You’re too old for a slut era.”

“Christ!” That startled a laugh out of Stede, even as his stomach twisted uncomfortably. His wolf had retreated behind his wall, so it was just Stede reacting to moving. “I’ll put some thought into it, but what I do between myself and Grindr is my business, Mare.”

“Uh-huh, sure, you know Lucius loves to gossip.” Mary’s lips twitched in a smile. “I heard that one week you had five ‘dates’ in a row, two of which were in one day.”

“We’d just gotten a divorce! I was getting it out of my system!” Stede protested as Doug lolled his tongue out in a silent lupine laugh.

“You were getting something into your system.” Mary nudged him with an elbow. “Either way, you two enjoy whatever this all is, I’m going to go invite Ed to the bonfire.”

“What?!” Stede stiffened up.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Happy #taketwotuesday come join my other werewolf AU and meet the Missouri Monster! archiveofourown.org/works/597004...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This poor infant now has to subsist on licking a plate!

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Criminal Of The Day: Lenore waits until the fosters are let out and immediately rushes into the condo to devour all the high fat kitten food. She literally has food in her own bowl.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Excuse me, sir, I know you missed me, but I'm trying to get some editing done.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Last year I had such a blast meeting crew for Rhys' show in Indy. It was an amazing time.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

When you go to buy tickets for Wicker the taken seats show as baskets. Yes, I'm going to see it, my wife wants Skarsgard carnally and I'm just there to make sure she doesn't lick the screen.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I have returned to Ohio. Now I'm gonna sleep like the DEAD. At least the view when I got back was gorgeous.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It's that time of year to remind everyone Lenore is an absolute queen and you are clearly peasants.

Calico cat wearing a crown and red robe.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just sitting here thinking HARD about Father Stede with Ed on his knees. I have other things to work on, damnit. OTHER THINGS.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Annnnnd bonus #WipWednesday brought to you by WatD, where Mary has to deal naked idiots enjoying a convoluted plot. 🐺

“Mary!” Stede yelped as Mary’s eyes went wide as she looked back and forth between Doug and Stede. “I can explain!”

There was a sigh. A very familiar sigh, actually. The sort of sigh that had made a frequent appearance during the course of their marriage when Stede was doing something especially stupid.

“Yes, please explain why my husband is wearing a dog collar and you’re both naked,” Mary said and pinched the bridge of her nose. “And make it make sense.”

“Oh, well–” Stede glanced at Doug. “We’re uh, Ed has a friend named Fang that works with dogs and he’s offered to give us a free behavioral consult for um… for uh, the–”

“The peeing,” Doug said brightly.

“Yes, that,” Stede grumbled while Mary dropped her hand to smirk at him, her confused irritation turning towards amusement. She was always amused he’d been spending his night emptying his bladder all over Ed’s things. “And I can’t be two places at once, but Doug’s fur is quite light colored, of course.”

“Clearly,” Mary leaned against the doorway, eyes flicking down which made Stede remember he was naked. Not that he minded being naked, but it was a bit more awkward when he was standing next to her naked husband. He snagged his pants, pulling them on awkwardly.

“But my ear folds, and his doesn’t, so I changed so he could get some pics and now we’re trying to figure out how to fold his ear for the call.”

Mary’s brow furrowed. “Is Ed going to be on the call?”

“I… no?” Stede blinked a few times. “Why?”

“Then what does it matter? His friend hasn’t had any close contact.” Mary waved her hand at Doug. “Not that I’m for this insanity, but he won’t care if the ear is folded or not.”

“We’re going for a pup cup after and I get to ride in the car!” Doug said excitedly. “Stede’s going to let me stick my head out the window!”

“Oh Jesus wept,” Mary blinked a few times.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Happy #WIPWednesday *slaps hood* this bad boy has it all. The brattiest bottom Stede ever, healing and angry Ed, forced marriage, the worst decisions two 20 year olds can make together, psychic mating bonds, and just so much jealous/possessive sex you have no idea. One day it'll be released.

Stede woke up with a gasp, his heart in his throat and a sheen of fear-sweat cooling on his face as he kicked off his blankets. The memory of something dark and evil grasping at his throat was replaced with his own ragged breaths and the normal darkness of the bedroom as he stared up at the ceiling with his chest heaving. The nightmare had been so real, it always was, even when it wasn’t his nightmare. He closed his eyes as the fear continued to hammer on him. He heard Ed thrashing in his sleep, crying out and snarling to himself as he fought whatever demon lurked in recurring dreams.

“Fuck,” Stede whispered and rubbed a hand down his face, shifting on his side to look across the massive bed to where Ed was still trapped in his dream.

Six times in the last two weeks the mating bond had woken him up with terror nipping at his heels. He fumbled, trying to find a way to push the emotions away, but omegas were never taught how to shut out their mates, were they? Only alphas got to choose when, and if, they felt their omegas.

That bitter thought nearly made him roll back over to leave Ed to his nightmare, but the alpha made a soft choked sob before scrabbling at his throat. Stede swallowed, remembering the feel of hands at his throat, the helpless sensation of being hauled from the ground by a formless foe. He gritted his teeth and shifted in the bed, crawling across the distance between himself and his alpha.

He tried to tell himself it wasn’t care or concern when he brushed the alpha’s cheek, feeling damp sweat and tears. Stede didn’t even know this man whose freshly healed mark had bound them together, but he wasn’t a monster. And Stede needed his sleep, which wasn’t going to happen while their bond was wide open with terror leaking from the dream.

“Edward, wake up,” Stede tried to sound irritated, but to his horror a soft trill spilled into the words, designed to soothe and comfort. “Ed?”

“No…mmm…n-no,” Ed’s brows furrowed and he flailed again.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The months spent apart from Stede's POV. I love all of you, just remember there's a happy ending tag in there! archiveofourown.org/works/631199...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

These poor babies have no idea one day he's going to find out his parents regularly have sex and they'll here all about Stede's gift giving skills.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy #TakeTwoTuesday gotta hype my first giant fic topping out at over 300k words written in a fever dream over 2 months. Becoming Real ya'll archiveofourown.org/works/521801...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you want to know what it's like to drive through Ohio, here ya go.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Local tattoo shop is doing a charity tattoo thing and they have a blue jay option. On the one hand, I REALLY want him. On the other, i leave out for work this afternoon and there will be a substantial wait. Choices choices...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank you fic-wife for getting this lil joke. XD I was so proud of it.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The moon is full, folks! Time to enjoy the next chapter! Stede tries to find a way to keep himself under control. Ed goes on a date. Steve behaves very rationally to said date. archiveofourown.org/works/900529...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Okay, so long story short for $20 i can have a 100 year old bear head. Do i tell my wife or use for hijinks?

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

It's spooky season, so for #taketwotuesday have some supernatural fun with demon Ed trying to regain his soul. archiveofourown.org/works/540218...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Ed goes to Pride with the kids and the weirdest dog imaginable. He learns some more about Stede's personal life. It's all very normal and hinged. archiveofourown.org/works/900529...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When you're eating kids waffles for breakfast because you're too tired to notice the full size waffle maker. 0 regrets.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sparrow wishes you all a very happy talk like a pirate day.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Guys, allow me to spin you a yarn about how there is now an official transcript in the government about OFMD. Helping a friend as his reference for a detailed security check in the government so just got off a call a little bit ago with a special agent handling his background investigation.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

No, please, ignore the hundreds of dollars I've spent on toys for my soda bottle.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

#WIPwednesday Enjoy some of the upcoming disaster forced marriage boys. These bitches are messy.

Ed should have known when Stede made breakfast that their argument wasn’t over. The scent of melting butter, cooking eggs and sausage was like a red sky warning sailors of an oncoming storm. Their mating bond was strung tight with emotions that Ed still couldn’t puzzle out, but he knew they weren’t happy. Not after he’d come home smelling like the omega from the club, but he’d hoped Stede was wise enough to keep it from leaking throughout the day. He was wrong. He was incredibly wrong. Stede was not only willing to allow his petty grudge to come out during the day, but to drag it directly into Ed’s office.

Right in the middle of a meeting.

“We’ll get these figures sent over to Hands, it won’t take more than a day or two,” Bellamy said as they gathered around Ed’s desk. “Hornigold got sloppy near the end.”

“Don’t forget this is a marathon, not a sprint. I don’t want to undercut the casinos or gut them, but we need to–” Ed began to explain to Sam and Will Kidd when he felt his mating bond thrum to life.

Anger. Smugness. Determination.

“He’s busy–” He heard Ivan’s voice from the outer off a second before Stede Fucking Bonnet strolled into his office.

“And I’m in mate,” the little omega growled out, sharp as a whip before turning a bitchy little smile onto Ed as he stepped into the room. “Good morning, darling.” Sacchirine, syrupy, dangerous.

“Stede,” Ed said slowly, but his face flushed hot as he got a glimpse of what the omega was wearing.

The billows silk shirt was a pale green that made his eyes more vibrant. It clung to his upper body, unbuttoned down to the fucking naval and spread wide enough Ed saw a flash of the rosy nipples. His hair was twisted up into a messy bun with strands framing his face while he swayed hips wrapped in a skirt so short that it would have been suitable on one of the cocktail waitresses in the club. Legs, fucking legs, wrapped in pale sea-green stockings ended in a pair of matching heels.

He looked like sex on the hoof, displaying himself with a smirk that Ed knew was dangerous. It didn’t matter, he felt a flare of desire so hot that there was a crack as the pencil snapped while Stede made a show of approaching the desk. The hazel eyes were calculating as he locked eyes with Ed before sweeping towards Sam and Will, softening his expression into something hungry looking.

What the fuck… Ed narrowed his eyes while he picked up the flare of interest in the two alphas’ scents as Stede stalked towards them.

“Oh you have guests, you should have told me, darling,” Stede purred and cocked his hip at just the right angle to show off. “Would you like some coffee?” The omega came close enough that he nearly brushed a hip against Sam’s chair while the alpha’s eyes darted to Ed as if realizing this was dangerous territory. “A little snack?”

And the absolute gall of the omega as he slid down to sit on the arm of the chair. He cast his long legs out while Sam froze in place like a rabbit beneath a snake. Stede reached out to trace his fingers right along the alpha’s arm, running a thumb against the bicep, turning his eyes down with bold interest. Right in front of Ed! He didn’t even hide it!

“I think we were doing business, Stede,” Ed’s voice growled even as he felt Stede’s pleasure through their bond. Fuck, his scent was going foul with the bite of jealousy. “Don’t you have class?”

“Oh, those silly little classes of mine?” Stede gave a mock pout worthy of any of the tarts in the club. “Why would I do that when I could be of service?” The echo of their argument now was sickeningly sweet and suggestive.

And, fuck, if Ed couldn’t admire the fucking boldness of his little omega, even as he wanted to slap the look of Sam’s face as Stede damn near slid into the chair with him. So his husband wanted to play games, well, Ed was more than happy to play. After all, it was about time that Stede learned that the house always wins.

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Foster kittens they said. It's saving lives they said. Oh yeah?! Well what they don't tell you is barely a second after opening the fridge you're wrestling sausage off one kitten while the second cheers her on! Petunia, GET OUT OF THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Time for a chapter just from Ed's POV on how he's dealing without his alpha. archiveofourown.org/works/631199...

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KalansPhantom 💜🏴‍☠️🔞 @kalansphantomff.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Lola says its hard growing whiskers this gorgeous.

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