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Kaladingus

@kaladingus.bsky.social
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39, gainer (SW: 150 CW: 240 GW: ???). Actually a dad. Married/taken. Just a shy dumb bi nerd who likes bellies etc. Also lots of esoteric music. ngl.link/kaladingus This is a safe space for everyone but fascists, bigots, and cops. Minors DNI.

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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 1h
Job I am trying to apply to currently has TWENTY FOUR open-ended questions (in addition to the normal resume and cover letter). Bro I just want a job 😭
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 4h
Also I saw an IG post breaking down "Pyramid Song" yesterday, and it's kinda gloomy out today, so I've decided it's a Radiohead day.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 4h
Well, last post did numbers I wasn't expecting. Hello to all of my new followers. Even though I don't show face here for a few reasons, I do like answering questions about myself or anything else, especially music. ngl.link/kaladingus
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 22h
Offering my tribute to the tummy gods.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Monochrome Monday or something
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since I see everyone doing it.... 1. Golden Sun 2. Sonic Adventure 2 Battle 3. TLOZ: The Wind Waker 4. Final Fantasy Tactics Advance 5. Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance 6. Okami 7. Mass Effect 8. The Witcher 3 9. Disco Elysium
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I am once again bored and in need of distraction. ngl.link/kaladingus
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have some counter belly on this Fatboy Friday
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apparently it's Bi Visibility Day, so you may perceive me.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been a while since I worked out regularly for a number of reasons, but hoping this week is the beginning of getting back into it for real. Here's some post-workout belly. Apologies for the heavy mouth breathing. Still getting over a cold. 🤧
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been a second since I showed some full tummy
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Becoming increasingly difficult to not just completely give up and accept I'm never going to get a job.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm sick and in kid TV hell with my little one, so ask me things/talk to me. ngl.link/kaladingus
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Soft tummy this Tuesday
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reminder that this exists. ngl.link/kaladingus/clo
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Currently playing pelegrinmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-cu...
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The Curse of Nephtar, by Pelegrin
7 track album
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Today's tummy features nice clothing I haven't worn in a while since being laid off because I had an interview! Not for the job I was referring to previously, but something else. It went fine. The pay is not good but everything else is okay. So we'll see.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Labor Day! Send good vibes for me this week that I hear back from a job I did a phone interview for and actually want.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dunkin' for breakfast, Taco Bell for lunch, and now a shake. Oof.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In the mood to answer questions. ngl.link/kaladingus/clo
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gods, this new Mastodon album has its hooks in me. First time in well over a decade that I can say that. Front to back bangers. youtu.be/pQ65pizgD9I?...
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Mastodon - Your Ghost Again (Official Visual)
YouTube video by Mastodon
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Who's gonna help me get this up to 250 (or higher) before end of year?
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I...think I'm getting fatter? 😮
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🅱️elly 🅱️uesday
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Today's tunes jagajazzist.bandcamp.com/album/live-w...
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Live with the Norwegian Radio Orchestra, by Jaga Jazzist
3 track album
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ough, very damn full tonight. Need rubs stat.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Feeling big but not big enough.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rare non-belly photo from me, but the sunset here was crazy tonight
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Feeling generous/craving attention so here's some more belly from today.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It is Tuesday, my dudes.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Overhang looking particularly overhangy tonight
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
New Phoebe Bridgers and new King Gizzard on the same day is such a blessing that only me and probably a handful of other people will appreciate.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sweaty TumTues in profile
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No offense to my mutuals, but my ace-leaning self is looking forward to seeing a lot less dick and gaping buttholes in my feed thanks to the new update.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Going out on a limb and posting a couple of music clips I've been working on since getting laid off. Maybe these will make the next record for my band (we broke the weather), but got a lot of material that needs to be worked on in general, and I don't have the sole vote.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Lazy Sunday vibes
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Earlier today I was at a pool shirtless and could see the shadow of my love handles jiggling as I walked. Had to hide my excitement. 🥴
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
This continually failing job search is reducing me to emotional rubble. I just want to give up and hide forever/magically cease to exist.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Officially over 240 again 🥳
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cause (heavy cream gainer shake) and effect
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Especially like this one from the end of last night. Talk to me/add me on Telegram (same handle) to see my face.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
In honor of my weekend of gluttony, wearing one of my shirts I like to pull out to feel especially like a fatass. This fit just fine when I bought it in 2022 🤔
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Kid is down, I've taken a gummy, and I'm partnerless for the weekend. Let's get stuffed. Feel free to ask me whatever while I shove food in my face. ngl.link/kaladingus
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
When someone asks what my goal is, I can just point to this. My goodness.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
And since I've seen multiple people do it, proof that all the fat is in my front lol
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I suppose you'll be wanting some tummy today, so here's some front and side.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Having to record a video application in additon to a normal cover letter for a job I'm probably not going to get just feels like a humiliation ritual.
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's a day in the week ending in y so ask me anything your heart (or gut) desires. ngl.link/kaladingus
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Early Thick Thursday for your throubles
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Kaladingus @kaladingus.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Monday, brought to you by this belly peek under a L shirt after a big lunch. 🫣
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