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Kalabajooie

@kalabajooie.bsky.social
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Father, husband, lowercase-g gamer, former YouTuber. Founder, Kalabajooie Labs. He/Him.

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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 5h
Was the concept of "sea salt" in food invented so manufacturers could get away with using lower-purity salt?
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🐈‍⬛ 𝓛𝓲𝔃𝔃y 🎃 @lizzy3d.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Star Trek: TNG has become my go-to "watch while folding laundry" show from the beginning. I've never done a proper watch-through and it's been years since I've seen an episode, so I was surprised at how "complete" the show was from Encounter at Farpoint: Saucer separation, Q, Wesley, all from day 1.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What... What the hell am I being sold here?
YouTube sponsored video with the title "Hot Ones Challenge vs" by Dr. PokeRad with the text on the thumbnail "Episode 009 - Destined Rivals Hot Booster Box Challenge" over a box that says "Hot Ones".
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm not broke. I have a decent job that started higher than my previous one and has nearly doubled my wage over 5 years. I have a generous landlord that only raises rent when necessary. Gas prices have doubled in a year. Grocery prices have doubled. I'm experiencing fiscal anxiety at 60k/year.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does Magic: The Gathering still have game mechanics? Or is it all just crossovers and artificial scarcity now?
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif
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Mark Watney Dips Potato in Crushed Vicodin
ALT: Mark Watney Dips Potato in Crushed Vicodin
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The attention economy was a mistake.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it weird to look up job listings at a media company at the opposite end of the continent in another country, research rental homes in their area, determine whether it would be within your budget to travel there by train, and formulate plans on how to move your entire family and your dog there?
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I met a person starting out in Guild Wars 2 yesterday. They said they're from Canada. The first thing I did was apologize as a resident of the US and said "We're not all like that." Felt like it needed to be said.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How can we convince conservatives that the electoral college is an actual college, and is therefore Woke™, and needs to be abolished? 🤔
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not sure a black man and a beast of burden were the best choices to advertise something called a "curb chain", but sure, go off David Yurman, whoever you are.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A coworker constantly leaves a music station playing on his computer at his desk, which specializes in a genre I think can be most accurately described as "depression rock". They do play the occasional remakes of classic rock staples. They're fucking horrendous.
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Black Girl Headphones Butterfly
Alt: Black Girl making a face at whatever is playing over her Headphones with a Butterfly in the background
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I made YouTube videos for 6 years. Played games out of my comfort zone, with friends, webcams, face cam, tight editing, some semblance of production quality, even some custom special effects. I had 375-ish subscribers at my peak. cont'd 👇
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't suppose there's anyone at @linusmediagroup.com that'd let a 40-something introverted nerd that wants to apply for the Production Assistant job crash on their floor until they can earn enough to get a place and move his family across the continent to a whole new country, is there?
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
TFW you're considering dropping a fairly cushy job and a hell of a deal on a rental house for a Hail Mary move to the opposite end of Canada because your employer-backed health insurance is being shrinkflated and tipping your finances into the red.
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Anxiety Says 'Hello Everybody!'
ALT: Anxiety Says 'Hello Everybody!'
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Me busting in on the local taekwondo place's Nerf party:
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Paz Vizsla's Last Stand in The Mandalorian
Alt: Paz Vizsla's Last Stand in The Mandalorian
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character.
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Paz Vizsla's Last Stand in The Mandalorian
Alt: Paz Vizsla's Last Stand in The Mandalorian
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Your favorite flavor of Peezos determines your lightsaber color. The Sith only stock the red hot cinnamon ones in their shops. That's why they're so mad all of the time. Sorry, I don't make the rules or understand The Force™.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy It's not what she said.
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
👩‍⚖️🔨⚖️🔜
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Currently trying to eat enough of one of the largest, reddest, juiciest watermelons I've ever had, to fit the rest in my fridge. For in-season fruit, buy local. The grocery stores got nothing on your local farmer's market stands.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I wish I had the time, money, and lack of debilitating social anxiety to attend fun conventions.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Describe your Bluesky account with a single image
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Futurama Professor Farnsworth: Pajama Dilemma
ALT: Futurama Professor Farnsworth: Pajama Dilemma
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My proposed Minister for AI
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Futurama Hedonism Bot
ALT: Futurama Hedonism Bot
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Share a GIF from a TV series:
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
How long before Trump tries to pardon the Tates, not realizing he has no jurisdiction over the UK court system? youtube.com/shorts/bHbpb...
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Andrew and Tristan Tate face U.K. criminal charges
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
TFW you open a charter document for a project you need to continue and none of the project team still work for the company.
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Gandalf Reading Ancient Paper
Alt: Gandalf Reading Ancient Paper
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Do you suppose there'll be a spike in lung cancer in 10 years due to people not taking COVID and wildfire smoke seriously, akin to the current spike in colorectal cancer possibly due to people not taking macronutrients and microplastics seriously?
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Describe yourself in three characters.
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Futurama Window
Alt: A scene from Futurama wherein Bender wields Fry to smash a window, allowing Leela, himself, and Fry – after getting up – to jump through it.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Overheard a coworker in another department saying he's having a hard time affording incandescent bulbs to replace the ones he has at home because "LEDs are so bad for you." ... ... wat?
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
"Junk journaling" (which I only know is a "trend" thanks to a CVS ad) already had a name. It's scrapbooking. Which is a better name.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A coworker gave myself and the guys I was working with an open invitation to test drive his Tesla with FSD, adding that if we buy a Tesla afterwards, we get a few grand off and he gets a bonus. Even if they weren't the new nazi-mobiles, no thanks. I don't feel like crushing any cyclists today.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The last time I recall seeing this many ads for casinos and apps that promise to pay you for playing games was... during the last Recession. 🤔
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I've greatly cut back on my caffeine intake. Now my energy level throughout the day has gone from a rollercoaster to one of those parkwide train rides.
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Michael Downie's Miniature Train Ride Adventure
Alt: Michael Downie's Miniature Train Ride Adventure
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Share a smile 😊🍎
Image of Tybalt Leftpaw, operative of the Lightbringer faction and one of a selection of mentors for the player characters in Guild Wars 2
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What do you want more ning for? We had ning yesterday.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
An alternate universe where nature adores a vacuum
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
As much as I'd like to encourage my kids to watch their cousin's YouTube videos and support him, it's 10% stolen by recording from another device, and 90% the sort of roblox-generated brainrot I've been trying to steer them away from. I hate feeling conflicted. Why did he have to be an iPad Kid™?
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
YouTube ad: "Buy everyday things like groceries and pay it off every month to build credit!" Me:
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Star Wars: It's A Trap! Admiral Ackbar
ALT: Star Wars: It's A Trap! Admiral Ackbar
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If I could draw and animate, I'd make a #BattleTech animatic of the Battle of Twycross. The soundtrack? Darude's Sandstorm. How would one go about learning these dark magics?
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh good, the old heads I voted against in PA's democratic committee vote in the primary lost. Let's get some young blood in the party.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Darmok AND Jalad? In this economy?
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.
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Dr. Nick Rivera: My Favorite Part Is My Money
Alt: The Simpsons' Dr. Nick Rivera: "My Favorite Part was when he gave me My Money"
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
show me your fave game skeletons
Image of the Labyrinthine Horror from Guild Wars 2's Halloween festivities, a giant, aged ambulatory skeleton holding a gas-powered chainsaw greatsword.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The only AI you can trust
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a video game scene with a quote that says it 's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case
Alt: Portal 2's Wheatley core, dropping out of the stasis chamber ceiling, with a quote that says "It 's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage."
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Art of Battletech & Mechwarrior @artofbattletech.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm giving away 3 Steam copies of MechWarrior 5 Clans Wolves of Tukayyid in anticipation of the anniversary of the glorious Clan Wolf victory at the Battle of Tukayyid next month - just retweet this tweet to join the raffle and I'll announce winners Thursday next week
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Disturbed's rendition of "The Sound of Silence" sucks. That is all.
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Kalabajooie @kalabajooie.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Why are my YouTube ads dominated by gambling, unnaturally proportioned AI "girls", and divorce lawyers? What exactly are you trying to say, Algorithm?
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