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@kakikukeko81.bsky.social
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just a reminder to never put two Beta Fish in the same tank. They start making out. @petsmartt.bsky.social
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Social Media Beauty Ad Idea: Black screen for around 10 seconds so that viewer sees their reflection, followed by the words, "Yeah.....Yeah....We know." Cut to product. #southkoreanmentalhealth
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's #2026. If you want to have a #religion, just worship the Sun. It is literally right there all the time and you don't have to read anything.
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Dude it's SO funny that evangelical Christians think they're going to heaven.
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
You’re telling me that this entire time Jeffrey Epstein’s voice sounded like Droopy Dog from Loony Tunes? #epstein #loonytunes
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Today is day 12,234 of me not being Chinese. Still pissed.
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
“Pink is a GAY COLOR.” -Man who literally has pink skin
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neg_ghost_rider @neg-ghost-rider.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I really like the current state of this world. #WorldOnFire @TheTrolleyGame - @byDanDans #TheTrolleySolution
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
#Drag Character Idea: “Donald Trunk.” The performer spouts various problematic #Trump talking points for about 45 minutes. Then they turn around, wait 15 seconds, and then flex their glutes. There is an audible *snap* sound. A standing ovation. The DJ begins to play @kylieminogue #texas
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
@rep-laurenboebert.bsky.social More like Lauren GoGurt cus she be pulling dat tube. #remember #themovietheaterthing
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
A Magic Schoolbus episode where they explore the digestive system of the Indian student but Ms Frizzle is overwhelmed by the spices and aborts the field trip while still inside the Indian kid so the bus expands and his body explodes but Ms Frizzle doesn’t want to get in trouble (more in comments)
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Stores in: June: im gay The next 11 months: Shopping here funds some sort of very fucked up crime against humanity somewhere but we are your only available option and so you will do so anyways as you dream of a world where you have seized the means of production without billionaires June: im gay
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
How you finna be a largely vegetarian country and call your capital city "Delhi?" #india #headass #imhalfindian
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
#koreaboo ‘s now are equal to Scene kids of the 2000’s. Change my mind.
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
How you gonna hate gays and be called “More Men?” #utah
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
How bout instead of a "vuvuzela" it's an "uwuzela" and whenever the world cup is in #Japan it's just thousands of "uwu"'s going off during the game. #inventor #uwu
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
A truck stop called “Cuc-ees” and they build across the street from Buc-ees just so that they can watch Buc-ees take all the business. @bucees.bsky.social
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
How bout instead of #nationalism we instead rep whatever tectonic plate we're on?
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
If #greenland becomes a #us #state, what will their license plate say? "Greenland: Sike"
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
#america 's existence is basically just one big microaggression.
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
How bout "Rizzrael" It's when you're in a #relationship but then someone walks up and starts hitting on your significant other. When you tell them, "Excuse me, they're already with me," you're accused of #anti-Semitism.
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A #movie called "From #austin to #boston." It's about a guy from #texas who moves to #massachusetts and he just learns how to be even more racist.
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Army personnel drives a #tesla #cybertruck to the entrance of a #trump hotel and blows the truck up with fireworks, a #chinese invention ▶️▶️▶️ spectacular firework display, destroyed Cybertruck, damaged Trump hotel, deceased militant... ▶️▶️▶️+1 point for China. #wakawaka
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Keko @kakikukeko81.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
#trump said aid packages to Gaza were filled with millions of $'s worth of #condoms so Hamas could make explosives. I don't think Trump realizes that using condoms encourages us TO "blow up."
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