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kakes 🇨🇦

@kakes-ca.bsky.social
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[he/him] 35-ish C# dev (B.Sc. CS) Prev: Flaming Penguins Mainly anxiety-posting, but I strive someday to pivot to dumb bullshit. GCS$ d- s++:-- a C++> UL P L+ E- W+++ N- O? K- w++ O? M- V? PS++ PE-- Y? PGP t? 5? X R+ tv-- b+ DI-- D- G+ e++/* h--- r+++ y?

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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Rock-to-Swamp shift has to be the most satisfying thing I've ever seen in this game. #noita
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fixed our new popcorn maker. The original label must have fallen off, I suppose.
A photo of a popcorn maker, with a switch labelled Pop / Off. A label is beneath the switch, making it read "Pop Off Queen".
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dang this thing bright as heck tonight.
A photo of the moon, taken on a Seestar S50 at 110ºW, 50ºN at 12:57am on 2026-09-27.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'm not usually one for figures, but I saw this one while in Japan and had to get it. 👌
A figure of Saya wearing a little Santa hat.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I know the algorithms tend to push these posts, and I'm truly sorry if you don't have the headspace for this. That said, I can't just not say anything about my puppy Koda, who left this world last week. I've never met a more pure and loving soul, and the world is a far dimmer place without him.
A 13 year old black lab named Koda sitting on a deck, on a patch of artificial grass. Behind him are the railing of the deck and a tree. The top of the photo is overexposed by the Sun, and streaks of light obscure parts of Koda's face.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I'm very proud of this cake I decorated for my friend's birthday. Top skills on display here.
A sloppy-ass lemon cake with "Happy Birthday!" written across it in badly legible icing. Bananas and meat in the background. The cake is precariously close to the edge of the countertop.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I don't think of myself as a "collector", but the moment I saw this in a store I said the exact same thing lol.
A photo of Majora's Mask, Japanese, sealed in box.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
"Hello. The Internet? More of this sort of thing, please. Yep, just keep it coming."
A screenshot of the website "your ai slop bores me", with the request "pls draw a small wizard".
Below the request is a perfectly drawn small wizard with bunny ears.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The world would objectively be a better place if this is where Gen AI had settled:
A screenshot of DALL-E mini, with the prompt "A picture of someone having a fun time" and an AI generated nightmare-fuel image of two demonic looking people with massive smiles. Several other thumbnails are below as well.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Snapped this picture of a nearby star today. Tried this once before and couldn't find it in the telescope, so I'm pretty stoked I finally got it!
A photo of the Sun, taken with a Seestar S50, at 110°W, 50°N, on 2026-02-05 at 15:13.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Not even kidding when I say that this graffiti has more meaning and depth than literally any AI art.
A photo of a locker numbered 169, with graffiti engraved in it reading "PUBE 69".
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Have you picked up one of these recently? It could explain why everything around you is suddenly failing, if so.
A photo of a radioactive capsule, marked with a warning: "Danger, Radiation, Drop & Run, Co 60 3540[...]"
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
2026-01-02 Daily Sketch
A sketch of a large determined cat plummeting into Earth's atmosphere as a quaint castle town below awaits its arrival.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
2026-01-01 Daily Sketch
Sketch of a man facing off against a wolf in the darkness.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This was honestly so much fun - essentially 24 tiny escape rooms. A few puzzles relied on British-isms that I didn't know, or phone numbers I couldn't call, but overall I'd still say it was 100% worth it. #Taskmaster #TMAdvent
A box containing a Taskmaster advent calendar.
The box shows Greg and Alex sitting in their chairs. Between them is text reading "Taskmaster", "The Advent Calendar", "24 Days. 24 Doors. 1 Taskmaster Christmas Game."
The corners of the box read: "As seen on Channel 4", "Includes exclusive content from Little Alex Horne", and "Time: 24 Days, Players: 1+".
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
this is a solved problem smh my head
A screenshot from Leisure Suit Larry with a multiple choice question:
Who has not been a U.S. Attorney General?

The available answers are:
a. John Mitchell
b. Sam Shepard
c. Ramsey Clark
d. Herbert Browner
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Is it too late to post my Hallowe'en pumpkin? Gotta say, I'm overall pretty happy with how this turned out, considering I was 100% winging it. #GitS #LaughingMan
A pumpkin, carved with an image of the Laughing Man logo from Ghost in the Shell.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Left the house for the first time in too long and brought this thing home for next to nothing. The 768GB RAM is a bit of an upgrade from the 8GB in my current home "server".
A photo of a rack-mount server with the cover removed.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
A younger me would lose his mind to see that I got Melody A.M. on vinyl. Current me is also losing his mind. Such an incredible album! #vinyl #royksopp
A vinyl of Röyksopp's Melody A.M. album, held against a cloudy sky with trees in the bottom-right corner -- a similar scene to what is seen on the album cover itself.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Throwback to Mine Bombers, an incredibly fun 4-player DOS game. If you haven't played this, I highly recommend getting some friends around a keyboard and giving it a shot! It's almost like an "open-world" Bomberman.
A screenshot of the classic 4-player DOS game Mine Bombers, showing a large game map filled with various tiles.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Yep. This spicy lil fella gave me nightmares for weeks.
A screenshot of Shadowgate for the NES depicting an angry dog with a bugle horn in a castle room. It is not immediately clear why the dog is so upset.
On the right, a list of Goods shows "stone". Underneath is a description: "The holy water has sent the HellHound back to the place where it was spawned."
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
My copy of the Obojima source book just arrived! The production quality on this book is insane, the art is incredible, and it's surprisingly thick, too. You can really feel the passion that went into creating this book. I absolutely can't wait to dive in! #obojima #ttrpg #dnd #dnd5e
The source book for Obojima: Tales From The Tall Grass, held up against a backdrop of figurines and a plant on a shelf, and a poster of Japanese kanji.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Started today off with early morning skygazing. Too much humidity to get a good image of Saturn, but our moon was out in full force! 🌖 #moon #astrophotography #seestar #s50
An image of the waning gibbous moon, captured on a SeeStar S50 telescope on August 13, 2025 at 6:30 AM, from 110ºW 50ºN.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Yep - AI is a valid source of truth, can definitely confirm. 👍
A Google search for "are spider plants really spiders?", with an AI overview stating "Yes, spider plants are indeed spiders. They are not plants at all, but rather a type of arachnid that has evolved to resemble foliage for camouflage. The "plantlets" that dangle from their stems are actually baby spiders, and the long, trailing stems are their legs. They spin webs of silk and catch..."
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
As it turns out, apples taste about the same when they're still alive.
The core of an eaten apple, still attached to the tree.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
I'm* 😐 Also, here's M29!
An photo with 11 minutes of exposure of M29, the "Cooling Tower cluster". Taken with a Seestar S50 on 2025-07-12 at 12:00:16, at 110ºW, 49ºN.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Throwback to something I made a long while ago - a pipecleaner diorama of a cozy little cabin in the woods.
A diorama made of felt and pipecleaners, depicting a cabin in the woods. In the foreground, a person holding an axe next to a felled tree, while another is fishing in the background.A diorama made of felt and pipecleaners, depicting a cabin in the woods, with pipecleaner people chopping a tree and fishing in a stream.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Good news! I just checked, and the moon's still up there in orbit -- looking good as ever. #astrophotography #seestar #moon
An image of the half moon, taken on a Seestar S50 telescope at 2025-07-03 21:37, from approximate coordinates 50ºN,110ºW.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Unfortunately, Duolingo tracks your highest streak, and if I continue I won't have another nice, even number for quite a long time. Looks like it's time to hang up my hat.
A screenshot of Duolingo, with the owl mascot shown in orange on the right, and "Streak Society - 1000 day streak!" on the left.
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kakes 🇨🇦 @kakes-ca.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Not typically a collector, but The Outer Wilds was so good I had to get the vinyls... and then also a record player. Seriously -- go play this game.
A photograph of two vinyl records. On the left, a green cover reading "Signals from the Outer Wilds". On the right, a blue cover reading "Secrets from the Outer Wilds". Text on the right cover reads "Read at your own risk!"
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