kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/10/2026hey psa to all celebrities, stop dying. theres been enough this year already. wtf? 000
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026its time for me to get out of the desert. i yearn for the mountains and lakes, despite my current pfp being a beach. don't believe the beach lies. #shitpost 000
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026second consecutive august cutting weight. i am very hungry. please someone get me a hamburger with bacon and avocado thanks love you. 000
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 22/06/2026who turned on the nitro for 2026 fym its nearly july??? it was just march i swear like seriously slow down my dude theres no rush 000
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 01/04/2026this april fools has seemed quite tame... am i crazy? 000
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/02/20261024th consecutive valentines day alone. im going for the record. 010
Reposted by kai 👍MC Championship @mcchampionship.com · 20/01/2026Let’s make it official, shall we? 💘 Join us for MCC Double Date on Valentine’s Day! 616117
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 20/11/2025(1/2) just had my mom rate f1 drivers on the current grid. some of them suprised me. ocon: 8.5/10 on the mom scale "he has nice face bones" bearman: 3/10 on the mom scale "he looks like a girl" colapinto: 8 or 9/10 on the mom scale "his hair needs to be better" 100
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 04/11/2025i hate feeling like a glutton when i start eating my normal food after i finish weight cuts. its not bad to eat food. 000
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 28/08/2025currently making a vocab list for my slightly younger teammate because theres some words ive been saying lately that he has no idea what they mean and i dont want to be the only non-idiot in my friend group so yeah. bro didnt know what burden meant wtf 010
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 02/08/2025i uninstalled the app from my phone and now have forgotten about this social media platform 👍media.tenor.coma black cat with a loading icon on its faceALT: a black cat with a loading icon on its face 000
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Photo dump but my cat blackmailed me into making it about him. #cat 0160
Reposted by kai 👍Joehills.net @joehills.net · 02/02/2025You won’t see a group statement on this, since the process for getting the group to agree to post anything from the HermitCraft twitter account takes days of messaging everyone repeatedly, but congratulations to Etho on becoming first in the world at MCC Fishing! 18114198
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 26/12/2024Merry christmas (yes ik im late) I don't like people. 020
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 22/12/2024He looks shocked. He was yawning. Tired from sleeping all day. Unbelievable. 020
Reposted by kai 👍MC Championship @mcchampionship.com · 28/11/2024👑 Announcing team Red Rabbits 👑 @BdoubleO100 @cubfan135 @OwengeJuiceTV @PeteZahHutt Watch them in MCC on Saturday 7th December at 8pm GMT! 2970653
kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 03/11/2024bruh wild life ep3 was crazyyyyy I reckon we have a permadeath next session and it better not be skizz. THIRTY SEVEN DEATHS 030