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kai 👍

@kaithehumanbean.bsky.social
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ive been compared to a squirrel at some point in my life.

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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
hey psa to all celebrities, stop dying. theres been enough this year already. wtf?
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
its time for me to get out of the desert. i yearn for the mountains and lakes, despite my current pfp being a beach. don't believe the beach lies. #shitpost
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
second consecutive august cutting weight. i am very hungry. please someone get me a hamburger with bacon and avocado thanks love you.
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
who turned on the nitro for 2026 fym its nearly july??? it was just march i swear like seriously slow down my dude theres no rush
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
this april fools has seemed quite tame... am i crazy?
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
1024th consecutive valentines day alone. im going for the record.
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MC Championship @mcchampionship.com · 20/01/2026
Let’s make it official, shall we? 💘 Join us for MCC Double Date on Valentine’s Day!
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
(1/2) just had my mom rate f1 drivers on the current grid. some of them suprised me. ocon: 8.5/10 on the mom scale "he has nice face bones" bearman: 3/10 on the mom scale "he looks like a girl" colapinto: 8 or 9/10 on the mom scale "his hair needs to be better"
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
i hate feeling like a glutton when i start eating my normal food after i finish weight cuts. its not bad to eat food.
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
currently making a vocab list for my slightly younger teammate because theres some words ive been saying lately that he has no idea what they mean and i dont want to be the only non-idiot in my friend group so yeah. bro didnt know what burden meant wtf
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
i uninstalled the app from my phone and now have forgotten about this social media platform 👍
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Photo dump but my cat blackmailed me into making it about him. #cat
A cat sniffs a chair outsideA cat is grumpy and glares at the cameraA cat sleeps next to an indoor slider and small tree.
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Joehills.net @joehills.net · 02/02/2025
You won’t see a group statement on this, since the process for getting the group to agree to post anything from the HermitCraft twitter account takes days of messaging everyone repeatedly, but congratulations to Etho on becoming first in the world at MCC Fishing!
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
oh no I dropped my though
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Wait it's 2025 now I forgot
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merry christmas (yes ik im late) I don't like people.
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
He looks shocked. He was yawning. Tired from sleeping all day. Unbelievable.
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
today is my birthday. happy birthday to me.
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Music 👍
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Oh yay
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MC Championship @mcchampionship.com · 28/11/2024
👑 Announcing team Red Rabbits 👑 @BdoubleO100 @cubfan135 @OwengeJuiceTV @PeteZahHutt Watch them in MCC on Saturday 7th December at 8pm GMT!
Red Rabbits team announcement for MCC Party 2! Featuring BdoubleO100, cubfan135, OwengeJuiceTV and PeteZahHutt
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
snow
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
lactose intolerance
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
bruh wild life ep3 was crazyyyyy I reckon we have a permadeath next session and it better not be skizz. THIRTY SEVEN DEATHS
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
boo. im a ghost.
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kai 👍 @kaithehumanbean.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
i like beans 👍
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