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Kait Keller

@kaitdubs.bsky.social
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She/Her ♑️ b2b saas finance 🩷 writer 💙 crocheter 💜 cats 🐈‍⬛ multi-genre gamer 🎲🎮⚔️

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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 23h
Watching crochet videos and one of them is using AI to make the images they use for like "Subscribe to my channel" etc. Telling them that their content sucks makes me feel good.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the things I love most about my job is that if meetings don't really need to happen, we *do* put them in emails. Some day when I'm someone's boss I'm going to schedule meetings with the soul purpose of canceling them. It's like the best perk I can offer in this economy right now.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Target put out a Delia's nostalgia 'line' and it totally sucks! They had the blueprint laid out for them and couldn't even follow that. #bigotsarebozos #boycotttarget
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just a reminder: you probably shouldn't be surprised that Target put out a minstrel outfit for Halloween. They've shown us who they are well before now. And we're still boycotting, babe.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
It is my professional opinion that having a uterus should be considered a chronic illness at this point. Seriously.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think the Grim Reaper or Death or whoever the fuck is in charge needs to get their eyes checked. Y'all keep taking the wrong 80-year-olds.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bright orange "pumpkin" coasters inside a cute pumpkin shaped bowl (with a lid that works); and a big fluffy pumpkin pillow - both prizes for the upcoming baby shower! The prizes are finally done, and now I just have two weeks to finish my THIRD hungry caterpillar.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When we lost Betty White it felt like this. She and entertainers like her have impacted your life regardless of whether or not you watched her movies or listened to her music. Dolly Parton is a legend. I hope the world keeps her legend alive through love, kindness, and generosity.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just realized that I can post this here cause the people I made them for either already have them or don't use this app. Anyway check out the cool shit I've made recently. I put some deets about each in the alt text. #handmade #crochet
This took me like 8-10 hours which is nothing for a pillow this size but let me tell you 6 of them were doing the braiding details, joining each piece and closing off the big gaps. I didn't love that. But I DO love the way it came out. I used a chunky yarn (I can't remember the brand) from Michael's and I think the colorway was actually call "Fall Leaves" or something. If you've read this and are actually interested, I have the label still. Anywayyyy this pillow is/was for my sister-in-law's baby shower! She and my brother are having their first bébé, and along with the Patrick Star suit and HRH Greta von Stroopwafel, I'm making the prizes for the games I got for it. There'll be a few more in a future post. I've rambled a lot now and there's a small part of me that wants to really go insane and see if I can hit the word limit on this alt text thing. Isn't it like 2000 characters? As of the end of this sentence I still have 1000 left, and I don't know what else to say about this pillow. If you think I should do it leave a maple leaf emoji in the comments. LOLIf you don't know the reference...I don't know what to tell you. I think you might be a bot. Anyway this is made for a 3-6 month old and this is the first of its kind that I've made. This was a REALLY fun pattern by @byrachforshaw (IG). The pattern was so well written, AND came with videos to help you through the trickiest parts - I'm convinced the only reason this looks so good is because of her pattern writing skills. ALSO this is my very first time making something wearable with buttons AND an elastic. It's only a 1mm elastic so it's not very strong, but just enough to give some friction on the star suit to keep it from falling off. My nephew is going to look unbelievably fucking cute in this thing and I cannot wait to give it to my brother and his wife.The first prize I made for the bébé shower. It's a scarf-sized version of the Greta von Stroopwafel blanket. This is going to be specifically for the BINGO game. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't kind of looking forward to these games. I'm excited to see who wins them and I'm also terrified that people will think they're lame prizes. But I don't have a budget, so this is like the coolest shit I could think of. If you're interested in the details of the yarn and the pattern, check out my (currently pinned as of this writing) post of the blanket I made that I call Greta von Stroopwafel. She's a legend.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When the EPSTEIN scandals are all fully adjudicated, as they eventually will be, there will be more convictions & people imprisoned than there were in the Watergate matter. Accountability IS coming: November 3rd 2026 Midterms Make sure you're registered & VOTE! Go to: Iwillvote.com #tickticktick ⌛
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/07/2026
Trump’s America is very similar to Hitler’s Germany.
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God @thegodshow.com · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell
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murderedbybluesky.bsky.social @murderedbybluesky.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
So fuckin excited to see Evil Dead Burn toniiiiight 😍
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
lol remember when cable providers made you pay for a channel twice if you wanted to see that shit in high def? 🤣 damn and we turned the other butt cheek and said “yep I’m gonna do exactly that.” Streaming definitely fucked cable, but they were fucking themselves just as hard on the weekends
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Making a Billy Loomis / Ghost Face doll next for my favorite cousin. I'm nearly done with the Billy doll, then I'll start on his Ghost Face costume and little dagger. He looks insane right now, but I'm kind of in love with this doll pattern.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A very unaesthetic series of photos that I took while making this security blanket for Little Lou 5.0 🖤
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Trucking along with this project in ungodly heat that our AC just cannot keep up with. I can't wait to finish this project but I might have to take a break until this humidity eases up. I hate it when my yarn sticks in my fingers.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This stack of hexagons for my next project is so pleasing 😍😍😍
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
160 hours and 18 skeins of yarn later: I give you Greta von Stroopwafel. I'm not joking when I say this is my magnum opus - in real life time this took 28 days! And like, I didn't do anything else with my free time outside of a few nights spent with friends after work. Details in the alt text!
This handmade Tunisian crochet blanket was made with Lion Brand's Heartland yarn and edged with their Go for Fleece - Sherpa yarns. The colors used were Sequoia, Yosemite, King's Canyon, and Acadia. The Sherpa color used was Cream. The pattern was designed by CorriCrochet on Etsy.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Well, I've never watched Parks & Rec from start to finish. I guess I'll do that next?
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
No matter how hard it is, or how long it may take I always remind myself…I did it all for the nookie.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Only thing that's left to do on this blanket is embroider the flannel detailing and edge it! I was not prepared for the hardest part of this project to be the embroidery.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We don't talk about the void you feel when you finish a series and aren't sure what series to start next. I was emotionally attached to those characters, and I don't know what to do until I'm ready to move on.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
For my fellow yarn users: does anyone else re-cake their yarn after using part of it? Like, you cake it once, use some, then re-cake it. Or do you just let it sag limply in your stash until you're ready to use it again?
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I feel like I should have looked at the reviews for Return to Silent Hill before I started it. This is not a good movie and I'm angry at the franchise for dropping the ball so abominably. Daddy Pyramid Head isn't even as menacing as he usually is and that's disappointing as hell. I'm DNFing this.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I thought I loved AMC's Interview with the Vampire, but I ***love*** The Vampire Lestat.
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God @thegodshow.com · 01/06/2026
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I need a six minute version of "All Fall Down" immediately, Lestat. Please make AMC give that to you.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I just ordered yarn for a new blanket project for my brother's family like two hours ago and I want it nowwwwww. lmfao I love starting new projects!
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Countless stitches, challenging sewing, and absolutely worth doing it a second time. Big kudos to CastleofCozy on Instagram for laboring away at this 30+ page pattern. The next one I make will likely be the last one, but for my favorite brother!
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i've since finished the series and the movie and i loved it all the way through. while i'm not jumping at the chance to rewatch it all right away, i know it's something that i'll go back to when i need a drink at the garrison. "in the bleak midwinter" 🖤
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
From start(ish) to finish! (IG) CastleofCozy made a damned fine pattern for the Very Hungry Caterpillar, and like I said before - this cheese slice is the very definition of "trust the process" #crochet #handmade #fiberarts #veryhungrycaterpillar
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
i taught my spouse (@breakingjexter.bsky.social) how to crochet and he successfully completed his first round of single crochet increases. he actually enjoyed it and i'm so proud of him!
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
IG: castleofcozy makes a pattern for a slice of cheese that is truly the definition of "trust the process". this is the second time i've made this & i'm finding myself procrastinating on it because it's the most challenging and rewarding piece of food i've ever made (hook by IG: thenerdybirdyartco)
(left) an overhead photo of a skein of hobbii rainbow yarn in size 8/4. they don't put the color name of the yarn on their packaging so i just know it's number 55. (center) a partially worked crochet piece of cheese. it's clearly in a square shape and meant to have holes in it, but to the untrained eye it just looks like a square with squiggles coming out of it. (right) a 3mm crochet hook made by thenerdybirdyartco (you can find them on instagram and etsy) that has a resin cast (i think that's right) of a skull with tentacles coming out of where its mouth should be. the handle has a white to medium green color fade, and the hook itself is purple.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Not that anyone should be shopping at Target anyway but now they're selling what look like beach totes that are crocheted. As a reminder: crochet cannot be duplicated by a machine so it's always handmade. Mass produced crocheted items are almost *always* from sweat shops and extremely unethical.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
When your best friend wants to throw a PowerPoint presentation birthday party you pull out all the stops and do a comprehensive deep dive into the history of Mr. Darcy and compare the three best ones to find out who the best one is. Happy Birthday again, @phoenixsorceress.bsky.social !!!
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif.
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a couple of teenage mutant ninja turtles are standing next to each other and talking .
Alt: I don’t think I could even quantify the number of times I’ve seen this movie. I was alive when it came out, it was my favorite movie as a child and it’s one of my favorite movies now as a 40-year-old adult. I can recite it verbatim from front to back, with April’s opening monologue being the only piece I get out of order occasionally. It’s my ultimate comfort film.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I loved "WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!" by #Raye the moment I heard the first 8 bars. But goooood god damn, THIS MUSIC MAY CONTAIN HOPE is a ~~phenomenal~~ album. If you need proof, listen to the intensity, the drama, the passion of "I Know You're Hurting."
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
@n00bmama.bsky.social is such a good DM she can run a literal war-like combat scenario with 5 PCs and still manages bed time for her little n00blet like a pro. damn girl.
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a man is sitting on a red couch laughing and pointing at something .
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Ads/commercials for medications in the United States is already absolutely fucking ridiculous but the fact that I can’t even go to the movies without seeing them is ludicrous.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
excited to see lee cronin's the mummy tonight, even though rick and evelyn won't be there to keep me safe.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i restarted peaky blinders since i never actually finished it and want to watch the movie. god damn. i love cillian murphy.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
today after getting out of the shower i took a moment to inspect all of the tiny itty-bitty Maeve-sized puncture marks on my chest, shoulders, and arms from her nuzzling into me and constantly making biscuits. there's two right on my chest that look like they could have been vampire bites! <3
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 11/04/2026
The Artemis II astronauts received a thunderous welcome home Saturday from hundreds who took part in NASA’s lunar comeback.
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Artemis II's moon-traveling astronauts return home to cheers after a record-breaking trip
Artemis II's moon-traveling astronauts are back home and feted to a thunderous welcome. Still marveling over their record-breaking lunar fly-around, the crew of four flew to Houston's Ellington Field from San Diego on Saturday afternoon.
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Lucien Greaves @luciengreaves.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
"Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue" www.masslive.com/news/2026/04...
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Satanic Temple wins lawsuit against Arkansas over Ten Commandments statue
The temple and other groups asked a judge to either remove a religious statue or allow a statue of Baphomet to go next to it.
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The older I get the more I realize I like people less and cats more. They’re bitches but at least they’re honest about it 🤣
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
convince me not to buy a switch 2. i've resisted this long because i'm angry at nintendo for upping the prices and having crappy policies...but mario kart is my drug of choice and i want to play knockout. ;___;
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
some days go by too quickly and even though i've been actively working on things the entire day it feels like i got nowhere, because i'm still not caught up. ;____;
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Kait Keller @kaitdubs.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Finally getting an alteration on a tattoo that’s ultimately brought me nothing but heartache. ❤️‍🩹
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