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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I know this is like 25+ years old, but the John Stewart joke of yeah I didn’t do shit. I somehow came around this place drunk around noon drunk and just like things appeared around me is still my favorite joke and I understand why he said that and the irony that obviously Noah did not happen that -

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Also, I understand that El Bree will never see any of my texts. Her idea of a box movie bomb is where she fuses to her boyfriend because magic satanic church underground something something like yeah yeah that that be why Alison breeze last movie bombed because of that.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Yeah, Twitter cut things off weird yeah no the last post didn’t have to do with any kind of like foot fetish no, I was just gay for Donald Glover like him and Danny Pootie like girl you made me think about straight, but on the other hand, you were up against these boys

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OK, yeah no I double checked it. Allison Brady greatest voice actress yeah you’re Diane and also any Adderall yeah sorry Dan Harmon made you the most adorable drug addict ever but like yeah you’re the closest that made me try to try straight but then you’re also in like you know a couple feet of

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OK, take three and yeah if I fuck this up, I will go to bed alone and ashamed and yeah that’s the same as every other time I go to bed so OK I miss your peanut butter. I am a dog and I’m gonna have a game show I can I can imagine what the name of the game show is gonna be OK bitches

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

OK, take two celebrities do they know things let’s find out what did they know? Let’s hear them say things no that’s not the right title of the show damn Bojack Horseman and being too hilarious.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Yeah, at a certain point, yeah Bojack Horseman did capture this idea of yeah what do I know? Do I know thing? Let me tell you tell me things wait that’s not how the show did the things dammit.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I insulted my best friend by talking to him drunk the other day he thought me trying to talk about my interest which included house MD and JoJos bizarre adventures isolated him and it was too one-sided when like the joy and the joke is that like yeah I’m I’m a silly Billy and it’s to tell him

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Also, I’ve been re-watching a house and house is both hilarious. Very alarming with its medical jurisdiction but also I can see that very bad people view them as a hero and that is not a good thing but also he’s entertaining as fuck.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Yeah, things need to be broken up into fragments something of like sentences but also like the things we say do you need not make a conscious stream of continuous words because the word count will then cut us off and then we have to make logical things not be logic

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I mean, I wish Little Cryo could you know hear this but he won’t. Yeah my main running thing is yeah the original writer doesn’t understand what he’s writing and fucks himself right in the ass and just like he needs a second person to go ahead and be like, yeah no don’t do that. Second thing can be

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

What do you do when you’re in the exact right circle of hell and everything around you is what you need but also not what you want

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Okay I’m drunk and watching the back rooms. Like you gen alpha are scared o shit. In my day we thought a child molesting burned victims were gonna come for us in our sleep, but like current horror movies oh what if work goes on slightly longer oh fuck they’re correct that is the scariest thing

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Because it’s pretty simple and fundamental that the one thing he’s fearing about the back rooms is the whole vacation and appearance of himself and so the advertisement where he’s a pirate would be one of his fears that that’s all he could ever be not the deeper truth of himself like this is 101.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

OK, the back rooms just dropped on my feed as you know the full movie and Boy Howdy does red letter media and other film critics drop the ball because the guy being a pirate and that being his fear is super laid into the text of the movie like are all movie critics just retarded now?

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Also I love the smoke room. Up o when George squares did not have to make it congruent with a echo and it totally lost every bit of sauce after that.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

OK, yes Jon Stewart is officially now hottest Green Lantern the new Superman be like a thing but yeah Jon Stewart is hottest DC hero

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

OK, last person on Bluesky to say this but goddamn is Jon Stewart hottest Green Lantern

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

And everyone’s wondering I’m not even writing about Samuel tonight I was writing about Vincent the barista rainbow Frappuccino guy that makes skinny wrote about in his route that Chase falls in love with as a roommate who is also a wolf so like yeah that’s all yeah my stuff is all crazy

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I know I’m crazy but a swag out Samuel errors and just like done up fully raised out like I mean granted it would be the 20 style but still like who doesn’t want that?

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Am I really the only person that wonders what Samuels would do in the prohibition era like really because like yeah booze is now forbidden but he’s a man of the night like he wouldn’t try to like marriage the two of run some rum and also you know show a man a good time for a dimelike come on

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Cause like one of the latest episodes I’ve been watching as I’ve been binging it finally watching it. Yeah, it’s on Hulu. But it was about like a straight couple having an open marriage, and how that must be questioned and the cause of all medical problems.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Also, I do love the show you know, except for the homophobia fat phobia antisocial ism that the bush administration caused that infected the show except for that it’s a good show.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

They literally had a buy woman who I suppose is sexually attractive, and the representative has nothing but a weird bizarre pervert, who is not to be trusted. This was like season six, which when did the show premiere to do the math?

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I hate when people say how far we’ve come and no one cares about gay issues anymore and I’m watching House and how much homophobia is in it like this show is not that old.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

And Mc skinny too because like a lot of what I wrote had to do a lot more with his roots than Howley‘s but I fully and under great gravity knows what he’s done to the genre that yeah I respect him, but also he doesn’t talk so.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I wish sometimes I could talk to George squares about the character of Samuel Ayers because I know my take is radically different but my take has been changed by the text that I wrote so I know he won’t like where he ended up, but I would like to talk about the journey and see if we could come-

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

OK, we on the left. Have to start saying that we lost the war and like that needs to be a protest thing because we did and that’s why it’s still going on because Trump won’t admit it.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I want to work on wte. But I hate my voice. If I do all the talking who would listen?

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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

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The wall of screens in the Architect’s room in Matrix Reloaded all of whom are having some kind of exaggerated reaction

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I know some people hate when I criticize modern things. But I’ve been watching old shows. Bojack no notes. But house I have notes.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

As someone who is staunchly for trans rights you know just like you know wondering what’s gonna happen with the Dan Green boys you know not that has any problem. Just you know one of the things that your thing.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

But you know while I’m out and proud as trans can be yeah Little Carbo you know I am do question and no negative way but like is it gonna affect the voice acting because yeah the voice acting is like why why your freezer while you’re dan green voice trans reality/ sorry

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Just so everyone knows I’m in the pro Jon Stewart camp and I know just being that because the daily show but like yeah he was the Green Lantern when I grew up. He was the Green Lantern on my version of the Justice league like all you white supremacist step off yeah black man can wear the ring.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Also, if people would look at the timestamp, yeah this is drunken bullshit that I’m posting except for the fact that John Stewart is like a pretty cool Green Lantern and wow, he has been wrong. Yeah I know that’s gonna piss the anti-woke off but yeah, a black man can do good stuff.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Lake N in DC Lord now because of the current situation, Raza is new or wait. No James Gunn didn’t talk about anything other than clay face because I guess the Matt Reeves Batman is like a person where is like they’re not be a.

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

OK seriously Superman appeared three years ago, but also how Jordan is a husband who’s like drunker than me which wow that that’s that’s a highlight but also like all me humans are not old

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Like no really rewatch the movie Superman is like hey there’s an intergalactic zoo where like yeah this random thing can just like I guess go and a Green Lantern is like a bad guy because Superman knows where better things are, but like Greenland interns are dumb

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Like no three years ago, Meta humans showed up in 2025 but yet everyone knows that Green Lantern’s control the galaxy like like what the fuck and also there’s an intergalactic zoo that like Superman could’ve taken the alien to

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I mean that like seriously as you know, he’s a guy that you know took some kung fu lessons. I mean, even if he was trained by the league of assassin’s like he doesn’t have superpowers, but he’s gonna like you know fight the god of reality like cool but just like give us some runway

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yeah, he’s gonna be us Crusader who fights space gods yeah you might need to do some sci-fi work you know I don’t know the atomic battery of the bat machine whatever Adam West was using yeah go ahead. Do that cause you know he’s gonna go fight God as Batman

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The lantern show makes me think that yeah the Batman movie which isn’t a Batman movie it’s a clay movie yeah really what I’d say is what you need to deal with Batman is reset hard cell reset and make it a very Adamo list. Hard sci-fi feel so that it makes sense that he’s

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I think this is people having way too long memory of DC heroes because Jon Stewart is the only Green Lantern I’ve known and I’m in my 40s like yeah he was the guy on the only justice league show that I ever got like he fucked hot girl he had the only ring Like John Stewart is the guy

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

OK, but like no really Meta humans only show up like three years post 2025 when like Superman showed up but yet everyone is like super cool with Green Lantern and it’s not even the Green Lantern that was in the movie. It was drunk Green Lantern which I’m drunk now and like yeah John Stewart

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Which is fine if you wanna go ahead and do the old John Stewart joke of yay yeah show up around noon drunk and there be a DC thing around you but like yeah you did some stuff and that Superman movie being stuff

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

No, really James gun I know you’re putting the arms out so that it’s the gun show but yeah you directly stated that Meta humans are only three years old and like the lantern show directly everything you say

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Like seriously Superman gave us a timeline and like OK word to disregard that literally instantly beyond everything but the Superman movie but the Superman movie is the source of the universe like James Gunn take take take note. Take a script supervisor that’s literally the job of someone

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yeah, I’m gonna go ahead and put my steak in the ground now yeah white supremacist cannot allow a black man to be a Green Lantern and yeah, that says everything about America now

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

OK, yeah lanterns is trying to draw a current thing and yeah it’s dragged down by DC fanboy wanting hell Jordan to like somehow be in the mythology and just like yeah let Jon Stewart just be the goddamn Green Lantern like that that’s all you have to do but yeah, white supremacist don’t let Jon Stewa

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Kaiserhund @kaiserhund.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Yeah, no seriously tell Jordan’s history completely rewrite. You know that the entire Superman yeah you know that Superman, who was like the main thing of 2025 yeah this year erase all that James gun you did not do this good

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